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    Duke Nukem Forever

    Game » consists of 14 releases. Released Jun 14, 2011

    After approximately fourteen years of development, the heavily infamous sequel to Duke Nukem 3D was finally released, in which the macho Duke must damper yet another alien invasion.

    Intresting tweet from Randy Pitchford.

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    #1  Edited By musubi
    http://twitter.com/#!/DuvalMagic/status/81509576322727937 
     
    " With sales data, It seems like *customers* love Duke. I guess sometimes we want greasy hamburgers instead of caviar..." 
     
     
    Amen at that Randy.   I don't care how busted and old this game is or if  a good 2/3rds of my enjoyment is  nostalgia  this game is fucking awesome to me.
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    #2  Edited By DonPixel

    *Costumers* Also prefer Justin Bieber and Christina Aguilera by numbers.. Glad he found his Market...

    Wii Sports anyone ?

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    #3  Edited By benjaebe

    Artificially inflated due to preorders and the fact that it just came out. When sales drop off sharply I won't be too surprised. A lot of people bet on the Duke and lost.

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    #4  Edited By Barrock
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    #5  Edited By The_Laughing_Man
    @Demoskinos said:
    http://twitter.com/#!/DuvalMagic/status/81509576322727937   " With sales data, It seems like *customers* love Duke. I guess sometimes we want greasy hamburgers instead of caviar..."   Amen at that Randy.   I don't care how busted and old this game is or if  a good 2/3rds of my enjoyment is  nostalgia  this game is fucking awesome to me.
    So he based this on one week of sale? 
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    #6  Edited By benjaebe
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    #8  Edited By alternate

    You can'r return games and get all your money back if you do not like them.  Check the used rack 6 months from now for a better indication.

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    #9  Edited By TheDudeOfGaming

    Awww come on, we all know 95% of people that bought the game are the people who waited for 15 years and now, when its out, of course they will buy it.
    Sales=/=Good Game. 

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    #10  Edited By august

    I'm gonna take a shit and go to the hardware store.

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    #11  Edited By niamahai

    i still believe releasing DNF is just a ploy to introduce Duke to the younger generation.

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    #12  Edited By Mr_Skeleton

    Im torn about this, I love Gearbox and want them to earn money but Duke Nukem Forever is a terrible game.

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    #13  Edited By buzz_killington

    I hope Gearbox doesn't take a hit over this.

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    #14  Edited By jacksukeru

    @Mr_Skeleton said:

    Im torn about this, I love Gearbox and want them to earn money but Duke Nukem Forever is a terrible game.

    Buy it and then don't play it. It's not like they don't know that it's terrible.

    Or just don't buy it and put your trust in all the other chuckleheads that bought it (including me).

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    #15  Edited By Dalai

    @benjaebe said:

    Artificially inflated due to preorders and the fact that it just came out. When sales drop off sharply I won't be too surprised. A lot of people bet on the Duke and lost.

    And people have been pre-ordering Duke Nukem Forever for 14 years.

    I really hope this guy got his game.
    I really hope this guy got his game.
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    #16  Edited By musubi
    @DonPixel: And? You have a point?   
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    #17  Edited By The_Laughing_Man
    @Dalai said:

    @benjaebe said:

    Artificially inflated due to preorders and the fact that it just came out. When sales drop off sharply I won't be too surprised. A lot of people bet on the Duke and lost.

    And people have been pre-ordering Duke Nukem Forever for 14 years.

    I really hope this guy got his game.
    I really hope this guy got his game.
    He did. Someone made a post that he did indeed redeem it. 
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    #18  Edited By Hailinel

    I just bought the game on the way home from work. I know it's terrible, but after all these years, I have to see it for myself, god damn it.

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    #19  Edited By phish09
    @Dalai: Just as a point of interest, 2001 was not 14 years ago, but I see your point.
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    #20  Edited By bybeach

    I've got it. It hasn't made it out of the Amazon box. Don't think it will anytime soon. I still have to finish LA Noire, and Infamous is wanting it's turn. After that, barring bumps, Alice. Pitchford, I do hope it's because you will do something much better with the franchise. I hate to see it end this way...

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    #21  Edited By MikkaQ

    Okay that's fine. Am I supposed be a caviar-eating elitist for not buying it, now?

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    #22  Edited By solarisdeschain
    @DonPixel said:

    *Costumers* Also prefer Justin Bieber and Christina Aguilera by numbers.. Glad he found his Market...

    Awesome typo, freakin' costumer's.
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    #23  Edited By EvilTwin

    I don't know why he would try to defend it anyways. It's not like anyone is really blaming the quality of the game on Gearbox. 

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    #24  Edited By Montyboggs

    @benjaebe: And many won as well, including me and every single one of my friends who have actually played it so far. I'm on my second playthrough. I've missed the old-school shooter. If it's not your thing it's perfectly understandable, but don't assume that means everyone has the seem feeling.

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    #25  Edited By RichardLOlson

    I'm not at all surprised that this game is failing.  Everyone was so hyped just for the simple fact that the game was suppose to be so awesome.  I knew Gearbox wouldn't deliver on its promise for an awesome game.  Thank god I didn't buy this.

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    #26  Edited By vaiz
    @solarisdeschain said:
    @DonPixel said:

    *Costumers* Also prefer Justin Bieber and Christina Aguilera by numbers.. Glad he found his Market...

    Awesome typo, freakin' costumer's.
    I fucking HATE Halloween!
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    #27  Edited By Animasta

    @The_Laughing_Man said:

    @Dalai said:

    @benjaebe said:

    Artificially inflated due to preorders and the fact that it just came out. When sales drop off sharply I won't be too surprised. A lot of people bet on the Duke and lost.

    And people have been pre-ordering Duke Nukem Forever for 14 years.

    I really hope this guy got his game.
    I really hope this guy got his game.
    He did. Someone made a post that he did indeed redeem it.

    oh my god, now I feel like everything's right with the world.

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    #28  Edited By The_Laughing_Man
    @Laketown said:

    @The_Laughing_Man said:

    @Dalai said:

    @benjaebe said:

    Artificially inflated due to preorders and the fact that it just came out. When sales drop off sharply I won't be too surprised. A lot of people bet on the Duke and lost.

    And people have been pre-ordering Duke Nukem Forever for 14 years.

    I really hope this guy got his game.
    I really hope this guy got his game.
    He did. Someone made a post that he did indeed redeem it.

    oh my god, now I feel like everything's right with the world.

    Balance is returned to the force. 
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    #29  Edited By metalmoog

    Gearbox need to get the Borderlands 2 hype train rolling pronto.

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    #32  Edited By MattyFTM  Moderator

    High sales doesn't mean that people liked the game. People can buy a game and then hate it. I suspect a lot of people who bought the game will be disappointed with it. There will obviously be people who like it too, but I think a lot of people are going to be disappointed with their purchases.

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    #33  Edited By Nomin

    Wait until resale or return figures are released. 

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    #34  Edited By Altersparck

    On the one hand, I admire how Randy Pitchford sticks by his guns. On the other hand, I'm none too pleased that Gearbox and 2K have positioned DNF as anything other than nostalgia bait. Sixty dollars is way too much to ask for the contents of a time capsule.

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    #35  Edited By Chris2KLee

    Game was gonna sell no matter what, and Take-Two knew this. I don't see a particularly long tail on this one, but it will make a good amount of cash based of the name and messed up legacy. Gearbox is probably glad because they can finally move forward with the franchise, and hopefully produce something of quality with the license.

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    #36  Edited By ArbitraryWater

    I'm sure plenty of people bought it as a nostalgia appeal or a curiosity piece, just as I'm sure there is someone, somewhere who still finds Duke Nukem funny. In any case, I'm sure that in a month or two, there will be a lot of used copies of DNF at my local gamestop.  
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    #37  Edited By The_Laughing_Man
    @ArbitraryWater said:
    I'm sure plenty of people bought it as a nostalgia appeal or a curiosity piece, just as I'm sure there is someone, somewhere who still finds Duke Nukem funny. In any case, I'm sure that in a month or two, there will be a lot of used copies of DNF at my local gamestop.  
    Lol Drink coaster galore. 
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    #38  Edited By briangodsoe
    @XII_Sniper said:

    Okay that's fine. Am I supposed be a caviar-eating elitist for not buying it, now?

    As much as I'm a knuckle dragging dumbass for enjoying it.
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    #39  Edited By MikkaQ

    @briangodsoe said:

    @XII_Sniper said:

    Okay that's fine. Am I supposed be a caviar-eating elitist for not buying it, now?

    As much as I'm a knuckle dragging dumbass for enjoying it.

    I bet I'll probably enjoy the game, but there's just not enough offered to warrant a full purchase for me. This is very much a "go to someone's place and play" game for me.

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    #40  Edited By hatking
    @niamahai said:

    i still believe releasing DNF is just a ploy to introduce Duke to the younger generation.

    12-year-olds are about the only group I could imagine that would appreciate the "humor" in this game.
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    #41  Edited By thehexeditor

    DNF wasn't a greasy hamburger- it was a shit sandwich.

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    #42  Edited By briangodsoe
    @XII_Sniper said:

    @briangodsoe said:

    @XII_Sniper said:

    Okay that's fine. Am I supposed be a caviar-eating elitist for not buying it, now?

    As much as I'm a knuckle dragging dumbass for enjoying it.

    I bet I'll probably enjoy the game, but there's just not enough offered to warrant a full purchase for me. This is very much a "go to someone's place and play" game for me.

    Oh yeah, don't pay full price. That's my only regret with buying this game since I see a $20 price tag in it's future.
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    #43  Edited By Subjugation
    @RichardLOlson said: 
    I'm not at all surprised that this game is failing.  Everyone was so hyped just for the simple fact that the game was suppose to be so awesome.  I knew Gearbox wouldn't deliver on its promise for an awesome game.  Thank god I didn't buy this.
    You do understand the content of the game was finished before Gearbox touched it right? Triptych had the single player content locked some time back if you look at the Duke timeline that is unlocked as an extra after you beat the game. 
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    @XII_Sniper said:

    Okay that's fine. Am I supposed be a caviar-eating elitist for not buying it, now?

    Wow, isn't that a bit of an overreaction to a tweet that was in no way meant to offend the people who did not buy the game?
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    #45  Edited By Jeffsekai

    @XII_Sniper said:

    Okay that's fine. Am I supposed be a caviar-eating elitist for not buying it, now?

    Nah, you're just a loser for expecting quality from a 60$ video game.

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    #46  Edited By Sogeman

    Since when do love for a game and the sales numbers correlate? Maybe he should get some numbers on trade-ins during the first week. Almost all people I know pretty much have one word for the game: Shit

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    #47  Edited By MemphisSlim

    I just hope Gearbox does a GOOD game with this license now that they finally put out the shined-up 3D Realms project. I don't want to believe that the company that made Borderlands and its amazing DLC has lost its touch.

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    #48  Edited By DonPixel

    He Twitted today: Comment RE: looking at DNF for narrative depth: "It's like Rolling Stone magazine trying to find a deep meaningful message in a Ke$ha song."

    Someone is Buthurt -> Make a better game next time.

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    #49  Edited By Chokobo

    God forbid that they pick up a franchise that is guaranteed to make them some extra income with little to no effort on their part.

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    #50  Edited By Hailinel

    @DonPixel said:

    He Twitted today: Comment RE: looking at DNF for narrative depth: "It's like Rolling Stone magazine trying to find a deep meaningful message in a Ke$ha song."

    Someone is Buthurt -> Make a better game next time.

    Well, he does have a point. You're about as likely to find a deep, meaningful narrative in Duke Nukem as you are to find a message of any substance in a Ke$ha song.

    And frankly, with the way it sounds like the game has been selling, Pitchford is ultimately right. People are snapping the game up regardless of the shitty reviews.

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