How do you get un-fat?

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#2 Posted by jarryd (294 posts) -

ok you start blasting eye of the tiger then pan the camera so its looking up at you, then you start slowly jogging with the sun setting in the background.

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#3 Posted by Bulldog19892 (1835 posts) -

You have to punch her in the face as hard as you can.

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#4 Posted by Keano (488 posts) -

veggies, the produce selling bitch on the bowerstone market sells that shit

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#5 Posted by Kratos81 (425 posts) -
Keano said:
"veggies, the produce selling bitch on the bowerstone market sells that shit"
Just because we can cuss on these forums dosent mean we have to every chance we get. I havent eaten in fable 2, I just took potions.  I must be starving.  
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#6 Posted by Kush (9089 posts) -

Basically eat all the celery you can find and you'll be as skinny as you want.

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#7 Posted by Gunner612 (4390 posts) -
Kush said:
"Basically eat all the celery you can find and you'll be as skinny as you want."
Note: doesn't apply to the real world.
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#8 Posted by keyhunter (3208 posts) -

You will never become "un fat" because youwill constantly be using pies and meats and shit in combat, regardless of your generous use of celery, unless you plan on not fighting anything.

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#9 Posted by StaticFalconar (4919 posts) -

Wear black, its slimming.

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#10 Posted by Cube (4385 posts) -
keyhunter said:
"You will never become "un fat" because youwill constantly be using pies and meats and shit in combat, regardless of your generous use of celery, unless you plan on not fighting anything."
I have never eaten a pie or any meat, at all.

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#11 Posted by Vinchenzo (6464 posts) -
keyhunter said:
"You will never become "un fat" because youwill constantly be using pies and meats and shit in combat, regardless of your generous use of celery, unless you plan on not fighting anything."
There's more than celery. Also tofu and fruits, etc. Just go to your local produce vendor and move the left thumbstick to the right to see the contents. A lot of healthy items have 0% fat (tofu), or take away fat (celery). Healthy items will help make you pure, as an addition. Plus you have health potions, which is another form of healing.
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#12 Posted by Karmum (11515 posts) -

I would assume eating green foods, such as celery.

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#13 Posted by Keano (488 posts) -
Kratos81 said:
"Keano said:
"veggies, the produce selling bitch on the bowerstone market sells that shit"
Just because we can cuss on these forums dosent mean we have to every chance we get. I havent eaten in fable 2, I just took potions.  I must be starving.  "
Fuck shit titty cock
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#14 Posted by Brydello (950 posts) -
Cube said:
"keyhunter said:
"You will never become "un fat" because youwill constantly be using pies and meats and shit in combat, regardless of your generous use of celery, unless you plan on not fighting anything."
I have never eaten a pie or any meat, at all."

Same here. I always have a stockpile of fruit and potions.
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#15 Edited by Keano (488 posts) -
Tarsier said:
"Oh, I have another question, friends!
I would like to know how to get "armor" in this game. So far all I have been able to find are "clothing" shops. And the best piece of clothing I have been able to find was "Will User Robe" and I have been wearing it since i first started playing. I am at the Spire now and I am still wearing it. -_- Are there not any other types or armor or clothing I can get?
"
theres tons of other clothes. shops/merchants in different towns have em. But no armor. you have to put points in your health stat for defense
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#16 Posted by Brydello (950 posts) -
Tarsier said:
"Oh, I have another question, friends!
I would like to know how to get "armor" in this game. So far all I have been able to find are "clothing" shops. And the best piece of clothing I have been able to find was "Will User Robe" and I have been wearing it since i first started playing. I am at the Spire now and I am still wearing it. -_- Are there not any other types or armor or clothing I can get?"
The isn't any armor in the game. Just clothing... you can buy new clothes from the tailors in Bowerstone and other tailors/clothing vendors in other regions.
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#17 Posted by MattyFTM (14765 posts) -
keyhunter said:
"You will never become "un fat" because youwill constantly be using pies and meats and shit in combat, regardless of your generous use of celery, unless you plan on not fighting anything."
Just use potions in combat instead. Once you've got a decent income coming in, you'll have enough money to have a virtually infinite supply of potions, meaning you have no need to eat pies.
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#18 Edited by Systech (4190 posts) -
Bulldog19892 said:
"You have to punch her in the face as hard as you can."
Don't be stealing Biff material.
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#19 Posted by pirate_republic (1151 posts) -

Celery. Go around buying celery, they are -5 fat a piece. That's pretty much the only way.

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#20 Posted by Giantkitty (869 posts) -

Wii Fit?

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#21 Posted by lvl10Wizard (336 posts) -

In real life celery costs more energy to eat than you get from eating it. FACT.

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#22 Posted by shadows_kill (3094 posts) -
lvl10Wizard said:
"In real life celery costs more energy to eat than you get from eating it. FACT."
really? any proof cause thats interesting
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#24 Posted by TomboDemon (151 posts) -
keyhunter said:
"You will never become "un fat" because youwill constantly be using pies and meats and shit in combat, regardless of your generous use of celery, unless you plan on not fighting anything."
heres a tip,
stop buying pies and meats and you wont use them in combat!!
the d-pad only offers you what you have, and if you only have potions and veggies then it will offer you that and youll gain health and stay thin
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#25 Posted by Psynapse (1084 posts) -

I like cheese

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#26 Posted by Aaron_G (1681 posts) -

I know celery does -5% on fat. 

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#27 Posted by TheGreatGuero (8882 posts) -

Anyone else see the irony in someone asking games how to lose weight? OH GOD THAT'S GOOD STUFF!

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