ok you start blasting eye of the tiger then pan the camera so its looking up at you, then you start slowly jogging with the sun setting in the background.

You have to punch her in the face as hard as you can.

veggies, the produce selling bitch on the bowerstone market sells that shit

"veggies, the produce selling bitch on the bowerstone market sells that shit"

Basically eat all the celery you can find and you'll be as skinny as you want.

"Basically eat all the celery you can find and you'll be as skinny as you want."

You will never become "un fat" because youwill constantly be using pies and meats and shit in combat, regardless of your generous use of celery, unless you plan on not fighting anything.

Wear black, its slimming.

"You will never become "un fat" because youwill constantly be using pies and meats and shit in combat, regardless of your generous use of celery, unless you plan on not fighting anything."

"You will never become "un fat" because youwill constantly be using pies and meats and shit in combat, regardless of your generous use of celery, unless you plan on not fighting anything."

I would assume eating green foods, such as celery.

"Keano said:

"veggies, the produce selling bitch on the bowerstone market sells that shit"

Just because we can cuss on these forums dosent mean we have to every chance we get. I havent eaten in fable 2, I just took potions.  I must be starving.  "

"keyhunter said:

"You will never become "un fat" because youwill constantly be using pies and meats and shit in combat, regardless of your generous use of celery, unless you plan on not fighting anything."

I have never eaten a pie or any meat, at all."

"Oh, I have another question, friends!

I would like to know how to get "armor" in this game. So far all I have been able to find are "clothing" shops. And the best piece of clothing I have been able to find was "Will User Robe" and I have been wearing it since i first started playing. I am at the Spire now and I am still wearing it. -_- Are there not any other types or armor or clothing I can get?

"

"Oh, I have another question, friends!

I would like to know how to get "armor" in this game. So far all I have been able to find are "clothing" shops. And the best piece of clothing I have been able to find was "Will User Robe" and I have been wearing it since i first started playing. I am at the Spire now and I am still wearing it. -_- Are there not any other types or armor or clothing I can get?"

"You will never become "un fat" because youwill constantly be using pies and meats and shit in combat, regardless of your generous use of celery, unless you plan on not fighting anything."

"You have to punch her in the face as hard as you can."

Celery. Go around buying celery, they are -5 fat a piece. That's pretty much the only way.

Wii Fit?

In real life celery costs more energy to eat than you get from eating it. FACT.

"In real life celery costs more energy to eat than you get from eating it. FACT."

"You will never become "un fat" because youwill constantly be using pies and meats and shit in combat, regardless of your generous use of celery, unless you plan on not fighting anything."

I like cheese

I know celery does -5% on fat. 

Anyone else see the irony in someone asking games how to lose weight? OH GOD THAT'S GOOD STUFF!