Happy Hour Drinking Game

Alright duders, what the hell. Why doesn't this exist already? Someone has been sleeping on the job. I'm not going to point any fingers, but it was probably ZombiePie.
FEAR NOT, however, for reparations are now in order. If We, being an eccentric collection of Whiskeyphiliacs, and Whiskey Media, being an eccentric collection of personalities and personas, come together as one, this task should not be difficult at all.
  
Let us make this Hour every friday truly Happy.
 

The Whiskey Media Happy Hour Drinking Game

1. The show does not start on time
   
1. Doubled if the delay passes the 30 minute mark
   
2. The show begins optimistically, with "lots of great stuff in store"
3. Rorie and Ryan hold hands
4. Brad photobombs
5. Brad jolts awake when suddenly addressed, having been asleep for most of his time prior on the couch.
   
6. PUPPIES
7. Rorie shouts something and interrupts whoever is currently speaking
1. double if it is a caller
2. if rorie is drunk, then, well. yeah, nevermind. Of course he is. Carry on with your business
8. Norm stares directly at camera for prolonged period of time
1. licks something
2. dances
9. Someone insinuates the Happy Hour is now ending after something particularly dumb happens
10. A new nickname for whoever is manning the chat is made
    
11. Ryan takes his earpiece out of his ear because of something Vinny says to him
12. Ryan makes an unforgivably bad pun (or Vinny... if he were ever on the happy hour! >:[ )
1. said pun results in a condition 11
   
13. Something is declared to be RACIST
14. Will is blindfolded (for "science")
15. Tested segment intrinsically involves alcohol
1. Tested segment narrowly avoids killing/injuring someone
16. If Tested segment is a competition between Norm and Will, pick a respective side and drink if:
1. Your champion, will or norm, wins
   
2. It is a tie
3. Dave wins
   
17. Ana sighting
    
18. Sarah has fashionable boots
19. Sarah swoons over a movie star
20. Sarah and Tony are not amused with these shenanigans
    
21. Vinny infuses a little "green screen madness"
    
22. A broad-based remark is made that offends an entire nation
    
23. When asked for "questions from the chat", the response boils down to "none that are good"
24. Jeff says something that will undoubtedly be a meme come morning
25. Three callers in a row come from a country where the English monarch is considered sovereign.
    
1. Continue for each additional such caller, this goes on until the chain is interrupted
   
26. At the very end, Ryan ends the show disgusted and ashamed with what has just taken place.
    

CATCH PHRASE WATCH

1. "THAT'S RACIST", "Good sir", "Always be *blank*...ing" - Norm
2. "I'm an asshole" - Will
3. "And that'll be it for this week's happy hour" - Ryan
   
4. "That's a thing", "Mayhaps" - Alex
5. "IT'S BEEN A LONG ROAD." - Rorie 

BONUS POINTS

1. Something on screen is on fire
   
2. Dave is involved
3. Someone on camera is blatantly drunk*

Hardcore Mode: The rules mentioned above PLUS whenever a cast member drinks, you drink. Things going to be getting messy all up in here! 

Depending on what I'm drinking I think under those circumstances I would get killed.

 
@DerekDanahy said:

" Depending on what I'm drinking I think under those circumstances I would get killed. "

Great list. Here are some others to consider:

• Something blows up.
• Technical difficulties. 
• Tested almost kills/injures someone.
• Ryan chides Vinny for his hijinks in the control room.
• Everyone tries to give a new nickname for whoever is watching the chat.  
• Someone British calls in. 

Added those which didn't overlap! Not sure if I should add drinking conditions for callers, though, that's a can of worms I don't want to open.

damn i need booze

What does it say about me that at a glance I thought 11 said "Sarah has fashionable boobs". Hmmmmm.
 
You're a genius Frood. Genius. Count me in.
Also boobs.

I don't know if I'm going to survive that.

Is it sad that I'm extremely proud to be a part of this?

Ah this is too good. What about you have to finish your drink before the comic vine crew finish a dramatic reading.

" Something on screen is on fire "

Suggestions were made that this be converted into bingo form, and so it shall be. I'll work on a stylish bingo sheet for next friday! In the meantime more ideas are always welcome!
 
@Undeadpool said:

" @ThatFrood: In order to avoid lethality, you could also you take "drinks" of whatever you're drinking rather than shots. "

I will drink fruit juice for this.

Whenever Rorie randomly yells something, take a drink.

• any time brad acts like hes waking up
• pulling a brad
• anytime Cool Baby is mentioned

Now I want to see Dave, on fire, and piss drunk.

This is the best, I'm totally doing this next Friday. 
 

• Whenever Alex gets weirded out by Rorie + someone holding hands.
• Whenever the show opens and Ryan isn't sat in the host seat.
  
• Whenever a crew member's beard is mentioned - double up if it is compared to Will's.
• Whenever a Tested challenge involves a contest between Will and Norm and Will wins.
  

Someone British calling in is an absolute must.

Tested Competitions and British Accented Callers have been added!

This is brilliant.

" @ThatFrood said:

" Something on screen is on fire "

I'm surprised how often that actually happens here. "

One good HH and we're all dead.

• The show misses its scheduled start (x2 if it's by more than 30 minutes).
• The show misses its scheduled end (ditto).
• Alex looks dejected (x2 if he holds his head in his hands).
• Brad looks like he wants to punch somebody out (x5 if he does).
• Ana sighting.
• Prank call (x2 if Ryan gives the cut off signal)
  
• A mic gets left on when it shouldn't be (x2 if they say something they shouldn't).
• Somebody declares something to be racist (x2 if it's actually racist).
  
• They show a movie trailer which justinTV is running as an ad (x1 per time you've seen the ad). 
• They inadvertently offend an entire nation (x2 if it's intentional).

This would kill me if I was drinking water.

What about anytime Will drops a meme.

There seems to be a lake of comic vine specific things how about. . .? 
 
Sarah swoons over a movie star ?

When someone calls in, drink if there are at least 5 seconds of stuttered back-and-forthing because the caller doesn't know they're on and/or are waiting for the Whiskey staff to say something.

-when they declare "..and with that that concludes our happy hour" or "that about does it for us here" early
-jeff stares into the camera awkward-like while everyone else continues about their business
-when someone mocks the person holding their earpiece "to get updated news"
-when someone takes a drink on the show
-when someone states they need to slow down, or they've already had too much
-When rorie interrupts someone belting out some weird noise / or phrase

" There seems to be a lake of comic vine specific things how about. . .?  Sarah swoons over a movie star ? "

Someone (usually Alex) mentions their "balls".

No drinking for Norm dancing?

Way too many rules. Drinking games are meant to be simplified and have no more than 3-5 rules.

" Way too many rules. Drinking games are meant to be simplified and have no more than 3-5 rules. "

Don't forget to add if Norm licks something. 

" Way too many rules. Drinking games are meant to be simplified and have no more than 3-5 rules. "

• A segment has to be extended due to technical difficulties
• Rorie belts out "It's been a long road....."
• "We don't have that clip"
• Cool Baby is wearing something new
• Batman

I can see nothing good coming from this...Make it so!

  PUPPIES

Disclaimer: This is actually just the basic show premise they wrote when they were coming up with the Happy Hour.

Whenever Sara and Tony are looking annoyed at the the shenanigans the rest of the crew are taking part in.

" @ThatFrood said:     

  PUPPIES

What if the amount you drink is directly related to the number of puppies?

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