Hi I'm New

hello boys I'm a new member and would one of you good looking guys to help me get to know the site better ;)

http://www.giantbomb.com/endurance-run-persona-4-part-01/17-219/

Come back in ~2 months.

EDIT: Also, http://www.giantbomb.com/video-thing-its-a-website/17-20/

hello mr and/or ms new. here you go:

@AjayRaz:Miss New!

http://www.giantbomb.com/dildo/93-833/

This is pretty much all you need to know.

hello new person. welcome to GB.

@scorelessvictory said:

hello boys

The generally accepted pronoun is "duders" but you'll learn in time ;)

Definitely check out the previously linked Endurance Run archive and the Bombcast as well.

Good luck, have Batman!

@CaLe: mmm sexy, PM me ;)

@scorelessvictory said:

@CaLe: mmm sexy, PM me ;)

Are you inviting me to have cyber-sex with you?

http://www.giantbomb.com/dildo/93-833/

This is pretty much all you need to know.

Welcome I am FalseRelic. Forgive my falseways sometimes you might see me get abit carried away.

This got weird.

@scorelessvictory: miss new it is. welcome to the site! oh, also here's a clip of the giant bomb crew singing with members of the site providing backgrounds:

Welcome aboard enjoy your stay.

Hello and welcome! I am SexyToad the sexiest.

@SexyToad:I bet you are ;)

Hey, there, Newt.

@CaLe said:

http://www.giantbomb.com/dildo/93-833/

This is pretty much all you need to know.

Appears in 43 games. The fuck lol.

This isn't creepy or forward at all.

@scorelessvictory: Welcome to the site duder! This video should explain what this site is all about.

This got weird quick.

Hello and welcome! I am SexyToad the sexiest.

@Mushir: that should be dudette

This person really tried to engage me and I've learned that she hasn't protected her chastity. I therefore feel the bond of privacy no longer needs to be upheld.

@scorelessvictory said:

@CaLe: mmm sexy, PM me ;)

Fuck's sake, you're not one of those, well I'd say girls but we all know it's a guy behind that keyboard....so, what's up?

@CaLe: Oh god this thread just went golden.

She's hitting on CaLe now she's hitting on me! Dahm my sexiness.

@SexyToad said:

She's hitting on CaLe now she's hitting on me! Dahm my sexiness.

Pics or it didn't happen.

I came here to say "sup", but after reading this thread I feel dirty and kind of have no idea what's going on.

@SexyToad said:

He's hitting on CaLe now he's hitting on me! Dahm my sexiness.

Fixed that for you.

@SexyToad: you are very sexy

This thread just became great.

Oh, Christ.  What the hell.
 
Gooble Gobble.
  

This turned out exactly as I expected.

@scorelessvictory: OH GOD A GIRL! HAVE SEX WITH ME RIGHT NOW!

Seriously though, the way you're constantly trying to make sure that you are a girl is just proofing that you're a guy. It's creepy. Unless of course you in fact are a girl. Then it's just more creepy.

Well... this thread sure took a weird turn.

@Mushir said:

@scorelessvictory: OH GOD A GIRL! HAVE SEX WITH ME RIGHT NOW!

Seriously though, the way you're constantly trying to make sure that you are a girl is just proofing that you're a guy. It's creepy. Unless of course you in fact are a girl. Then it's just more creepy.

I'd welcome you but I was attacked by an aggressive swan a few years back while waiting for a bus.

I fucking hate swans.

A swan killed my parents once - watch your back.

Hey, hello, welcome.

Edit: Oh, wait, shit was weird in this thread.

@scorelessvictory said:

hello boys

Just so you know, not everyone on this website is a boy.

OK, this got weird. Quickly. Locked.