How does one become a moderator?

" You gotta pick the red pill.  
 
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You have to move the truck and get Mew.

" @Sweep: Lies! He's just saying that you throw you off the track! It's the BLUE pill! Just like in Pokemon, always be Blue! "

" Only one person really knows how to become a mod. 

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In front of the Whiskey Media offices there is a box. Inside of that box there is a map. At the end of that map there is a key. Take that key to the top of K2, the second tallest mountain in the world, and open the door you find just below the peak. Inside you will find a monk, and he will offer you something to drink. DO NOT DRINK IT.Instead, offer him an energy drink and some foreign candy and he will teach you the secret handshake. Take that handshake and shake the hands of President Obama (with your left) and Macho Man Randy Savage (with your right) at the same time. They will then tell you the password which you must speak to the king of the mods, and he will grant you but a fraction of his power.

Handies and blowies...only the strong will survive!

" @FunkSausage: 20 Years ago I once asked that same question, all you have to do is stay active, post a ton on the forums, but relevant stuff and write things that make you look intellgent "

" @Hizang said:

" @FunkSausage: 20 Years ago I once asked that same question, all you have to do is stay active, post a ton on the forums, but relevant stuff and write things that make you look intellgent "

I... I don't think... Internet forums didn't exist in 1991. Right? Does not compute. "

" Why would anyone want to be a mod?  "

Sexual favors. I'd say ask Sweep, but he probably blocked out the memories.

blatant disregard?

" @MarkWahlberg said:

" @Hizang said:

" @FunkSausage: 20 Years ago I once asked that same question, all you have to do is stay active, post a ton on the forums, but relevant stuff and write things that make you look intellgent "

I... I don't think... Internet forums didn't exist in 1991. Right? Does not compute. "

He was totally a BBS frequenter. "

" @JJWeatherman said:

" @MarkWahlberg said:

" @Hizang said:

" @FunkSausage: 20 Years ago I once asked that same question, all you have to do is stay active, post a ton on the forums, but relevant stuff and write things that make you look intellgent "

I... I don't think... Internet forums didn't exist in 1991. Right? Does not compute. "

He was totally a BBS frequenter. "

Sounds kinky. Tell me more. "

As most people have already said, by not asking how to become one.

its real easy pop one of these JPEGS into each post you make, all the respect, none of the hassle.    
 

Disregard this post

Too graphic to describe here. "

" Also in response to the OP: You remember how in the Lord of the Rings, Sauron forges those rings and hands them out to everybody? It's basically like that. Snide forges rings and hands them out to those he deems worthy. Without them, the mods are powerless. "

The only way to end this topic is by making FunkSausage a mod. 
 
It's just the only way.
 

" Sexual favors. I'd say ask Sweep, but he probably blocked out the memories. "

I wanna become the greatest mod there ever was!!!!!!!

I wouldn't be surprised if they threw a dart at a list of names and picked 'em that way.

Why not stick with the current team for a while longer? They are bodacious. 
 

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To be or not to be, that is the question

If I had to guess right here and now, I'd say you'll never be a mod...

Those goddamn mods,locking up people's threads.

" @ajamafalous said:

" @MooseyMcMan said:

" Just like in Pokemon, always be Blue! "

Incorrect. "

All I know is that in Pokemon, water beats fire, and Blue is the color of water, and red is the color of fire. Do the math!  "

• If you ask to be a moderator, you're out.
• If someone else suggests that you'd make a good moderator, you're out.
• If you've ever expressed disagreement with another moderator in the past, you're out.
• If you've ever expressed agreement with another moderator in the past, you're out.
• Sexual favors.

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• If you ask to be a moderator, you're out.
• If someone else suggests that you'd make a good moderator, you're out.
• If you've ever expressed disagreement with another moderator in the past, you're out.
• If you've ever expressed agreement with another moderator in the past, you're out.
• Sexual favors.

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" @LordAndrew said:

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• If you ask to be a moderator, you're out.
• If someone else suggests that you'd make a good moderator, you're out.
• If you've ever expressed disagreement with another moderator in the past, you're out.
• If you've ever expressed agreement with another moderator in the past, you're out.
• Sexual favors.

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Does for filling the last point make all the others irrelevent?

" @MooseyMcMan said:

" @ajamafalous said:

" @MooseyMcMan said:

" Just like in Pokemon, always be Blue! "

Incorrect. "

All I know is that in Pokemon, water beats fire, and Blue is the color of water, and red is the color of fire. Do the math!  "

Ah, but Red is the colour of Postman Pat's van. "

By having MASSIVE jugs.

Whenever you try to do something decent, there is always a hamburger fucking shit up. I mean.. I'm a wizard and this shit looks fucked up.

You don't become one, your born one. 

 As a sincere answer:

I am one who thinks that those who seek power, are the ones who should posses it the least.

Basically what sweep said, except I would add that it's also the people you know. 

" @august:  well thanks for the heads up I guess. I was just curious is all. I didn't realize so many people would flame me for asking what the process is like, seemed like a decent question to ask given I didn't find anything on the topic. "

Get alot of people to like you and contribute alot.