If you were an RPG character what would your class be?

I'd want to be a mage, but I'm probably too stupid.

Stop with the constant thread making, damn.  
 
But to answer your question: Motherfucking Dave. 

Dave!

Dave is a rogue right? Dave.

Archer. I always try to keep a safe distance.

Lunarian King. A well-rounded class, specializing in speed and magic, with some exclusive abilities and equipment designed to kick the ass of any ass I deem worthy of kicking.

Mage! That would be badass.

" Songstress. Yeaaaaaaaaaah! "

Mage, because MUTHERFUCKING FIREBALLS!!!

I don't see the Monk class. You know, like the Monk class from Final Fantasy? Man, at the beginning of the game, I gave him a weapon and he sucked for a long time. I eventually heard he was really good without the weapon, so I took it off, and he was awesome! He was like the only character who damaged Tiamat and Chaos in my party; the rest were using support abilities to make his strength even greater.

Random villager

dave

" I don't see the Monk class. You know, like the Monk class from Final Fantasy? Man, at the beginning of the game, I gave him a weapon and he sucked for a long time. I eventually heard he was really good without the weapon, so I took it off, and he was awesome! He was like the only character who damaged Tiamat and Chaos in my party; the rest were using support abilities to make his strength even greater. "

Duder with a sword all the way.  My hair would probably be spikey and maybe I would have an excess amount of belts on.

Dude with a helmet, nudge, nudge, wink, wink.

Mage + Warrior = Paladin

" Mage + Warrior = Paladin "

" @Jeust said:

" Mage + Warrior = Paladin "

Bro healing magic and undead perks are cleric not mage. You're not a real nerd! "

OOOH BURN!!!!!!!

" @Jeust said:

" Mage + Warrior = Paladin "

Bro healing magic and undead perks are cleric not mage. You're not a real nerd! "

Everyone knows Warrior+Mage=Batman.

A peasant with charisma and strengh through alcohol.

Warrior, that dabbles a bit into magic. Screw archery, pussies.

picked archer because i don't know what you mean by scout

Dave. The only correct answer is Dave.

" Everyone knows Warrior+Mage=Batman. "

Monk.

Some kind of healer/medic. I guess that would fall under mage.

Hmm i thought warrior would be in the lead since the majority of people seem to choose the warrior/soldier class for every RPG. 
 
I choose scout cause I like moving quickly and quietly 

yeah...everyone wants to be a mage. I wanna be a MOTHERFUCKING RED MAGE THOUGH
Light you on fire and then heal your shit, just to burn you again, and then i'll cut you in two. It takes 3 men just to do what I do!

Dave all the way!

Dragoon.

Tom Hanks. Oh, he is not on the list. Then an archer.

uuhhhh... rogue? not 100% sure thats the same as a scout

Warrior because I love beating stuff up with big ass weapons.

Dave.
 
Or a more realistic role; a rogue. I'm pretty physically weak, but I'm pretty agile. Or I can be a berserker since that's the only time I can kick some serious ass.

Archer or Mage. :D

I'd be a Huntard. With a frickin' dinosaur.
Oh yeah.

Probably a mage. Too lazy to swing a sword. Dude with a helmet would be the second choice.

What no healer?

" @Jeust said:

" Mage + Warrior = Paladin "

Bro healing magic and undead perks are cleric not mage. You're not a real nerd! "

Master Chief

i would be a mage. i would be badass one.