I'm writing a speech about Jeff.

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#1  Edited By ShaunassNZ

So at school I've been told to write a speech about a person I admire. Now I was going to do Serj Tankian but thought I should go with Jeff Gerstmann. Now the thing I want from your pretty face's are some information on him, I don't care if I know it already I just need to see it all there. I want famous or funny quotes, info on the firing at Gamespot, how long he was there and what he did at Gamespot, upbringing maybe, info on the bombcast and how he has developed GiantBomb.

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#2  Edited By DelroyLindo

There is far too much Jeff fapping on this site

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#3  Edited By Bones8677

Uh, dude, I like Jeff and all, but I think you may want to re-evaluate who you want to write a paper about.

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#5  Edited By iamjohn

Hey, whatever floats your boat, dawg.

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#6  Edited By Bennyishere

Use the internet!

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#7  Edited By mementomori

Do it on someone else

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#8  Edited By ShaunassNZ

Yea I was thinking doing it on Serj Tankian, I just thought of Jeff because what he has done and how much of an influence he has on game journalism.

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#9  Edited By Bones8677

The best way to give a speech about someone you admire is for you to share an emotional connection with said person. Jeff isn't a good choice, nor would his...accomplishments be interesting for a speech. Trust me man, do a speech on someone else.

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#10  Edited By cancerdancer
@ShaunassNZ said:
" how much of an influence he has on game journalism. "
One fucking example.
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#11  Edited By ShaunassNZ
@Bones8677 said:
" The best way to give a speech about someone you admire is for you to share an emotional connection with said person. Jeff isn't a good choice, nor would his...accomplishments be interesting for a speech. Trust me man, do a speech on someone else. "
Ok ok, who then maybe.
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#12  Edited By iamjohn
@ShaunassNZ: Is there anyone you can think of who has had a profound effect on your life and inspired you to go in a certain direction or be the kind of person you are?
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#13  Edited By ShaunassNZ
@iAmJohn said:
" @ShaunassNZ: Is there anyone you can think of who has had a profound effect on your life and inspired you to go in a certain direction or be the kind of person you are? "
Now here people is some useful advise.
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#14  Edited By armaan8014

This is the part where the staff gets creeped out.

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#15  Edited By Quacktastic
@ShaunassNZ said:
" Ok ok, who then maybe. "
Alexander Fleming
Jonas Salk
Franklin Roosevelt
Newton, Einstein, Lincoln
Parents, Grandparents
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#16  Edited By Hamst3r

Tony Stark.

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#17  Edited By ajamafalous

Bruce Wayne.
 
The Adam West Bruce Wayne.

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#18  Edited By TheGreatGuero

Dude. In the speech, say that he's your cousin, and the person you admire most. Do it! You might become a celebrity-by-relation! It's not like they'd know any different!

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#19  Edited By Red12b

  
Dude, Do what you want to do, If you want to write about Jeff, write about Jeff, If you want to write about Serj Write about Serj,  
 
I would Write about Serj if I were you, If it is a Speech that's what I would do, Not trying to sound disrespectful or anything, but Serj is cooler than Jeff, 
 
But hey, it's up to you, maybe you get along with the people that used to try and beat me up... 
 
Fuckers...    

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#20  Edited By BeachThunder

Why not pick a game developer you admire? Your alignment is PC, surely there's plenty of info you can find on Gabe Newell.

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#21  Edited By Mono_Listo

Man I bet game journalists get all the chicks. 
 
Heh.

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#22  Edited By Spiegel

If Jeff has had a huge effect on your life, like making you think really hard about being a games journalist for the rest of your life or something, I see no problem in writing about him -- it's just that, you know, other people will say "who the hell is this dude?!" If that's not the case, I think it's better to write about someone else, even if you have not a huge personal connection with said person.

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#23  Edited By Slaneesh

Why do any effort when you can ask a question on the internets and make others do it for you.

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#24  Edited By applet0n
@MementoMori said:
" Do it on someone else "
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#25  Edited By starrjack1

It's ok if no one knows the person you write this about, but dude, Jeff?  He is funny, a great games critic and has a cool website, but that makes him one of the people you admire most?  It's hard to get help on something like this because no one knows who influences you, but let me tell what i would answer.  This woman I worked for from when I was 16 to 18 is my choice.  I was in a rough patch in my life and she instilled in me self-confidence, respected me like no one else ever had and where other adults seems to demand respect from youth, she earned it rightfully.  She was dying and had every right to stay at home and try and be comfortable, but instead she rode her electric scooter chair to work every day and ran a non-profit, and continued to do so through notes and phone calls from her hospital bed.  She literally only stopped when she died.  Now, we have the same workload as when she was running things herself, but 3 people do it.  In my book, she is someone worth admiring.  Again, Jeff is cool and all but as you don't know him personally I find it really sad if you can't think of anyone better.

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#26  Edited By LeetBalla

This is really weird. Give the speech on Serj instead.

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#27  Edited By apathylad
@Linkyshinks said:
" @DelroyLindo said:
" There is far too much Jeff fapping on this site "
"
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#28  Edited By landon
@Apathylad said:
" @Linkyshinks said:
" @DelroyLindo said:
" There is far too much Jeff fapping on this site "
"
"
You can never have enough Jeff fapping.
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#29  Edited By Jimbo

When they say "Write a speech about somebody you admire",  they really mean "Write a speech Martin Luther King".

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#30  Edited By aurahack
@Apathylad said:
" @Linkyshinks said:
" @DelroyLindo said:
" There is far too much Jeff fapping on this site "
"
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Do it on Jeff, if it's what you want to. All about what's most interesting to you, man. There's plenty of good info on him both here and on Wikipedia. Dude's done a lot to advance game journalism and there's no reason for you to not want to talk about it if you're a regular visitor to this site! o:
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#31  Edited By roborobb

I say do a speech on Brad, he's obviously a more influential person

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#32  Edited By ShaunassNZ
@Red12b: Yea I guess, do you listen to Serj? And is his phone number in the Auckland White Pages? (IDK, I don't live in Auckland) 
 
I think I'm now doing it on Serj, and now realise that Jeff is probably not the best choice, sure he's fucking super awesome and I respect him so much, but he hasn't impacted my life enough.  
 
Whereas Serj has inspired me so much to become a better musician (I play drums) but I's love to play with some software and get a little help from people to make a little project. Any case as a New Zealander and Serj living here and part NZer seams more a connection plus if you could choose more than one religion I'd make my own on him. 
 
@Red12b:  Fuck them ass-hole Maori's!  
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#33  Edited By rjayb89

I have his cell phone number and some pictures of him getting bent.  I'm sure at least one of those things could help.

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#34  Edited By ShaunassNZ
@rjayb89 said:
" I have his cell phone number and some pictures of him getting bent.  I'm sure at least one of those things could help. "
Whose?
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#36  Edited By rjayb89
@ShaunassNZ: I was kidding about Jeff's number but those pictures could be put to good use.
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#37  Edited By natetodamax
@Jimbo said:
" When they say "Write a speech about somebody you admire",  they really mean "Write a speech Martin Luther King". "
Pretty much. 
 
@Mono_Listo said:
" Man I bet game journalists get all the chicks.   Heh. "
Vinny is married.
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#38  Edited By Colin

I don't see why people are freaking out that you want to do a speech on jeff.
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#39  Edited By gamer_152  Moderator

The two things you need to know about Jeff: 
-He likes boobs. 
-He's NEVER coming to your Mario Kart party.

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#40  Edited By Red12b
@ShaunassNZ said:
" @Red12b: Yea I guess, do you listen to Serj? And is his phone number in the Auckland White Pages? (IDK, I don't live in Auckland) 
 
I think I'm now doing it on Serj, and now realise that Jeff is probably not the best choice, sure he's fucking super awesome and I respect him so much, but he hasn't impacted my life enough.  
 
Whereas Serj has inspired me so much to become a better musician (I play drums) but I's love to play with some software and get a little help from people to make a little project. Any case as a New Zealander and Serj living here and part NZer seams more a connection plus if you could choose more than one religion I'd make my own on him. 
 
@Red12b:  Fuck them ass-hole Maori's!   "
What's wrong with Maoris?  
I am part Maori...
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#41  Edited By NathHaw

Jeff loves wearing shorts.

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It's a little creepy how much people obsess with the GB staff...

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#43  Edited By c1337us
@DelroyLindo said:
" There is far too much Jeff fapping on this site "
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#44  Edited By oldschool
@Red12b said:
"I am part Maori... "
Which part? 
 

Do it on Neil Finn - most awesome New Zealander EVER.  

 
Or do it on Russell Crowe, or do you consider him Australian  :/
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#45  Edited By ShaunassNZ
@Red12b said:
" @ShaunassNZ said:
" @Red12b: Yea I guess, do you listen to Serj? And is his phone number in the Auckland White Pages? (IDK, I don't live in Auckland) 
 
I think I'm now doing it on Serj, and now realise that Jeff is probably not the best choice, sure he's fucking super awesome and I respect him so much, but he hasn't impacted my life enough.  
 
Whereas Serj has inspired me so much to become a better musician (I play drums) but I's love to play with some software and get a little help from people to make a little project. Any case as a New Zealander and Serj living here and part NZer seams more a connection plus if you could choose more than one religion I'd make my own on him. 
 
@Red12b:  Fuck them ass-hole Maori's!   "
What's wrong with Maoris?  I am part Maori... "
No, no. I was being the classic racist white cunt talking bad on Maori's. 
 
No I've being learning about the big protests and stuff, up north here, it's basically Maori's everywhere.
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#46  Edited By GIVEMEREPLAY
@ShaunassNZ said:
" Yea I was thinking doing it on Serj Tankian, I just thought of Jeff because what he has done and how much of an influence he has on game journalism. "
Serj protests Turkish denial of the murder of 1.5 million people. 
 
Jeff writes good games reviews. 
 
Yeah. 
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#47  Edited By ShaunassNZ
@GIVEMEREPLAY said:
" @ShaunassNZ said:
" Yea I was thinking doing it on Serj Tankian, I just thought of Jeff because what he has done and how much of an influence he has on game journalism. "
Serj protests Turkish denial of the murder of 1.5 million people.  Jeff writes good games reviews.  Yeah.  "
The Armenian genocide is going to be some class a shit to write about.
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#48  Edited By BraveToaster
@DelroyLindo said:
" There is far too much Jeff fapping on this site "
Dude you just coined a new term... Jeff fapping. LMAO 
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#49  Edited By Snail

Let us know your grade when you get it.

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#50  Edited By sixghost

What's with all the overreactions to this. He's clearly a high school kid doing some meaningless speech about someone he admires. Do you really think the other people in his class will pick people that are any "better" of a choice? Speaking from experience, 90% of the kids will pick their parents, an athlete, someone famous.