Intern Z: My Leave, Ginyu Force, and Luchadeer Has a Girlfriend

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Recording episode 2 of the Intern Podcast
Recording episode 2 of the Intern Podcast

I'm confident that I will hold the record for Whiskey Media’s shortest internship. Ryan found out I peed in his coffee. My first day was Friday, July 2. Due to the weekend being dedicated to America’s birthday, we had a four-day weekend. I feel like I worked hard for my internship. Unfortunately, Friday was probably the worst first day of work I have ever had. I got to the office around 8:45am. After getting my desk prepared for the day, I received a call to go on a mission in Afghanistan. I had to be home by July 13. I didn’t tell anyone immediately, plans in the Army change every hour. Next Wednesday came with no new information for me; it was time to tell the staff that this would be my last week.

The Whiskey Media staff couldn't be more supportive about my leave. At first, I feared they would down on me for leaving so soon. Tested’s Will Smith was helping me in finding out proper ways to care for my electronics in the harsh Afghanistan environment. Comic Vine’s Sara Lima was especially sweet, giving me heartwarming words of encouragement and imploring me that I’m welcomed back at the company whenever I can come back.

I want to deploy and do my part, it’s what I singed up for, but my mission came at the worst possible time. A sister Infantry Brigade Combat Team needed a few more Scouts to accomplish their mission. A year ago, I knew the internship was a possibility, and I wanted to go on this mission. I decided to kill two birds with one stone. I made a deal with my chain of command that I would do extra duty and volunteer for the deployment to get the leave time Whiskey Media would demand.

For general tips to aspiring interns here's what I have for you:

-Have English skills.

-Have a real reason for wanting the internship.

-Don't show up to your interview looking like shit.

Luchadeer is a lady's man.
Luchadeer is a lady's man.

-Be prepared to prove you know about stuff without looking like a creepy nerd. I was asked about the last movie I saw (I'm thinking Babylonian didn't get asked that). Jeff asked what my favorite game of 2011 was and why.

-Understand you won't be doing quicklooks, writing reviews, and most likely not appearing on any Whiskey Media podcast other than Internal Affairs.

-Don't be camera shy.

-Understand it's like any other job. You must be able to contribute to the office atmosphere positively while also being very productive and being another gear running the Whiskey Machine.

-Don't have anything else on your agenda like war.

Any specific questions, feel free to PM me. I wanted to specifically thanks Matt Kessler for his hospitality.For the last few days I was in San Francisco, I stay at FisherMan's Warf Hostel. Which wasn't nearly as terrible as it sounds. They provided enough hangout space for me to work on my Mac and the last day they had free Ice Cream. Hostel's tend to be a common ground of foreign travelers. I met a lot of nice European ladies. I now understand why Germany and Italy are popular choices for Army duty stations. For a week, I got to stay for only $150. Not too shabby.

Be sure to listen to Internal Affairs: Episode 2. My first and final episode. Also, email interns@whiskeymedia.com to tell them what your favorite Ginyu Force member is. If you get the chance, read the famous Ballz Deep article. I'll be back in 2013 in full force!

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#1  Edited By EpicSteve
Recording episode 2 of the Intern Podcast
Recording episode 2 of the Intern Podcast

I'm confident that I will hold the record for Whiskey Media’s shortest internship. Ryan found out I peed in his coffee. My first day was Friday, July 2. Due to the weekend being dedicated to America’s birthday, we had a four-day weekend. I feel like I worked hard for my internship. Unfortunately, Friday was probably the worst first day of work I have ever had. I got to the office around 8:45am. After getting my desk prepared for the day, I received a call to go on a mission in Afghanistan. I had to be home by July 13. I didn’t tell anyone immediately, plans in the Army change every hour. Next Wednesday came with no new information for me; it was time to tell the staff that this would be my last week.

The Whiskey Media staff couldn't be more supportive about my leave. At first, I feared they would down on me for leaving so soon. Tested’s Will Smith was helping me in finding out proper ways to care for my electronics in the harsh Afghanistan environment. Comic Vine’s Sara Lima was especially sweet, giving me heartwarming words of encouragement and imploring me that I’m welcomed back at the company whenever I can come back.

I want to deploy and do my part, it’s what I singed up for, but my mission came at the worst possible time. A sister Infantry Brigade Combat Team needed a few more Scouts to accomplish their mission. A year ago, I knew the internship was a possibility, and I wanted to go on this mission. I decided to kill two birds with one stone. I made a deal with my chain of command that I would do extra duty and volunteer for the deployment to get the leave time Whiskey Media would demand.

For general tips to aspiring interns here's what I have for you:

-Have English skills.

-Have a real reason for wanting the internship.

-Don't show up to your interview looking like shit.

Luchadeer is a lady's man.
Luchadeer is a lady's man.

-Be prepared to prove you know about stuff without looking like a creepy nerd. I was asked about the last movie I saw (I'm thinking Babylonian didn't get asked that). Jeff asked what my favorite game of 2011 was and why.

-Understand you won't be doing quicklooks, writing reviews, and most likely not appearing on any Whiskey Media podcast other than Internal Affairs.

-Don't be camera shy.

-Understand it's like any other job. You must be able to contribute to the office atmosphere positively while also being very productive and being another gear running the Whiskey Machine.

-Don't have anything else on your agenda like war.

Any specific questions, feel free to PM me. I wanted to specifically thanks Matt Kessler for his hospitality.For the last few days I was in San Francisco, I stay at FisherMan's Warf Hostel. Which wasn't nearly as terrible as it sounds. They provided enough hangout space for me to work on my Mac and the last day they had free Ice Cream. Hostel's tend to be a common ground of foreign travelers. I met a lot of nice European ladies. I now understand why Germany and Italy are popular choices for Army duty stations. For a week, I got to stay for only $150. Not too shabby.

Be sure to listen to Internal Affairs: Episode 2. My first and final episode. Also, email interns@whiskeymedia.com to tell them what your favorite Ginyu Force member is. If you get the chance, read the famous Ballz Deep article. I'll be back in 2013 in full force!

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#2  Edited By Kyreo

I was wondering why yer internship was so short.

Also, those are good tips for aspiring interns.

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#3  Edited By time allen

gl with the army stuff. 

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#4  Edited By MattyFTM  Moderator

It sucks that your internship was cut short, but evidently you have more important things on your plate. Hope everything goes to plan in Afghanistan.

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#5  Edited By Dylabaloo

Thats unfortunate, I hope all go well and can't wait to see you in whiskey again.

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#6  Edited By ThePhantomnaut

LATE DAWG.

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#7  Edited By Tennmuerti

I'm here for the deer porn.

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#8  Edited By Nux

Good luck out there man, also good tips.

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#9  Edited By FLStyle

Hope to see you again on Whiskey Media, good luck out there.

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#11  Edited By craigbo180

Go forth and beast. Best of luck, shame your internship had to be cut short.

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#12  Edited By xpgamer7

Good luck man. We really appreciated the hard work you did for the wikis and helping out.

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#13  Edited By DeeGee

Freedom isn't free, it costs folk like you and me.

Except not me, just you.

Good luck man.

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#14  Edited By RelentlessKnight

Understand it's like any other job. You must be able to contribute to the office atmosphere positively while also being very productive and being another gear running the Whiskey Machine.

This is great advice considering that people often think they don't do that much in the WM offices.  
 
Anyways best of luck to your Army duties!
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#15  Edited By intoblivion

Epic Steve, Oscar Mike. 
 
Good Luck

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#16  Edited By EpicSteve

Whoever made this blog a promo and found the header image, is a genius.

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#17  Edited By rmanthorp  Moderator

Good luck out there man! I wish you all the best and I hope you get it all sorted in time and come crashing back into the offices ome day. You shall be missed as an intern.

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#18  Edited By benpack

@EpicSteve: You're welcome.

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#19  Edited By JJOR64

Sad to see you already, but duty calls at any moment.  Best of luck to you over there.

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#20  Edited By donutfever

YOUR INTERNSHIP WILL BE REMEMBERED. WE ARE GRATEFUL FOR YOUR CONTRIBUTION TO THE WHISKEY MEDIA SOCIETY.

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#21  Edited By Video_Game_King

This blog reminded me that I don't think I've played a ton of games from 2011. Let me browse through this year, though:
 
Dragon Quest VI
Kingdom Hearts re:coded
 
That's seriously it. Not expecting a lot more this year, either; the only games I'm seriously interested in are Duke Nukem Forever (I don't give a shit about the bad press) and Solatorobo (mainly because I'm the only person who's played Tail Concerto and I'm the type of person who picks up incredibly obscure games like this).

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#22  Edited By Marino  Staff

Stay safe out there. I hope to see the red bar under your name again soon.

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#23  Edited By ajamafalous

Best of luck Steve.

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#24  Edited By Castiel

Damn sad to see you go so soon, but you'ill be back in full force before you know it.

Also good luck in Afghanistan.

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#25  Edited By Claude

Good luck Steve and thanks for serving.

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#26  Edited By mracoon

Good luck in the 'Stan and I'm looking forward to your internship return in the future.

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#27  Edited By TehFlan

Good luck, duder.

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#28  Edited By jozzy

One thing I don't understand, this deal with your officer that you could do the internship was revoked or something?

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#29  Edited By tim_the_corsair

Good luck mate

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#30  Edited By Karl_Boss

I never even saw you once.
 
  

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#31  Edited By LiquidSwords

Watch yourself out there.

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#32  Edited By Yummylee

2013?? For real? Hawt dayummy. Well good luck with everything! I just wish I'd have the opportunity to apply for an internship; for the work experience alone, I'd love to sign up. Alas, even working under the Whiskey Media roof isn't worth travelling a few thousand miles...

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#33  Edited By laserbolts
@EpicSteve sorry that your internship didn't last longer dude. Good luck in Afghanistan.
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#34  Edited By toowalrus

Didn't I just read we were pulling people OUT of... Ah whatever, be careful over there, looking foreward to your triumphant return.

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Good Luck Duder, Giantbomb will await your return.

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#36  Edited By nail1080

The army? LMAO, you should have told them to go fuck themselves, what an epic fail leaving GB for sand and boredom and a questionable cause....I say try and get out if you can, do you really want to spend the next 2 years risking your life?

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#37  Edited By wumbo3000

I'm sorry that your internship had to be cut short but I'm sure you'll be back!  Good luck and stay safe!

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@nail1080 said:

The army? LMAO, you should have told them to go fuck themselves, what an epic fail leaving GB for sand and boredom and a questionable cause....I say try and get out if you can, do you really want to spend the next 2 years risking your life?

FREEDOM, DAWG

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@nail1080
The army? LMAO, you should have told them to go fuck themselves, what an epic fail leaving GB for sand and boredom and a questionable cause....I say try and get out if you can, do you really want to spend the next 2 years risking your life?
Dude, really... Freedom is pretty damned important.

Steve, good luck, thanks for serving, and never let the haters get to you.
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#40  Edited By sweep  Moderator

Rock on, Steve! See you when you get back :D

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Man, I thought you leaving early was a joke.

It's fucked up how you made that deal only to have it cut short. Sounds like you had a good time, though, and I'm glad you didn't get tortured at the hostel.

Good luck over in Afghanistan!

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#42  Edited By Red12b
@EpicSteve said:

Whoever made this blog a promo and found the header image, is a genius.

JAAAAASE! 

 
 
 
Mate best of luck, your DBZ article was really good,  
Hope everything goes well, if you run into any New Zealanders in Afghanistan, they're good people.
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#43  Edited By Damian

"Don't be camera shy"... well, I'm fired already. 
 
Good luck Steve! I hope they get you back home sooner than expected, and back here at Whiskey would be even better.

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#44  Edited By me3639

Witness all to a Real American Hero. Good luck ES on your mission and best of luck on a healthy, safe and quick return.

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#45  Edited By MightyDuck

Good Luck out there Steve.  Get back to the site soon!

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#46  Edited By Hizang

Good luck and can't wait to see you back.

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#47  Edited By iam3green

well good luck with the army. 
 
sorry to hear that your internship was short.

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#48  Edited By dungbootle

Wait, you peed in Ryan's coffee? 
 
Also good luck man, I hope you are safe.

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#49  Edited By penguindust

Aw, no more DBZ rants on AV?  Aw well, best of luck overseas and come home safely.

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#50  Edited By nail1080
@nickb64 said:
@nail1080
The army? LMAO, you should have told them to go fuck themselves, what an epic fail leaving GB for sand and boredom and a questionable cause....I say try and get out if you can, do you really want to spend the next 2 years risking your life?
Dude, really... Freedom is pretty damned important. Steve, good luck, thanks for serving, and never let the haters get to you.
Freedom? You know many people (me included) think the entire US occupation/invasion of another country is actually a disgrace,mainly because their crude warfare leads to the deaths of 1000s of innocent civilians in these countries.... but yeah sure 'freedom' or whatever nonsense your government says to you, you just keep saying that to yourself and I'm sure it will become true