Is master halo gay?

I have recently been playing through halo 3 and i cant quite help but notice the halos natural attractiveness. I just can't get enough of the master, that strong musky voice and tall build work wonders for my penis BUT i was just wondering is the halo gay? I'm sure you can guess that i am a male thus halo being not gay would harshly damage my chances of a successful relation ship with john (may i call you john? lol). I guess he may have a "thing" for cortana but she is a robot so that doesn't count also i would be ok with a three way as long as i also get attention. 
Failing that do any of you know of the reproductive organs of elites? if master john halo is unavailable i can settle for the rugged arbiter.
thhanks in advance
kaveman

Flagged. (Well I cannot flag, says i cannot do this, but the mods still have been alerted!)

This has to be the sickest post i have ever seen on GB, holy fucking smokes batman.

I don't know if you're actually seriois but no I don't think he is. Some people may say that he is out of hatred but no. No he isn't.

Master Halo... Okay.

It seems you typed "Giantbomb" when you meant to put in "4chan"

Is the Halo gay? What? I've only played Halo 3 and I didn't understand a bit of it (seems Bungie assumed everyone on the planet had played the first two at least three times) but I'm pretty sure the Halo is a 'thing' not Master Chief, the guy you play as. 
 
Whatever. Flagged.

huh?

So cortana's a robot now?

This is stupid on so many levels.

Beware: Here there be trolls

" Beware: Here there be really shit, unfunny and terribly unsuccessful trolls "

" @pornstorestiffi: sick? what are you from the 50's? move along grampa wer'e here we're queer and wer'e here to steer "

WTF "Hey I'm Halo" WTF learn about a game his names Master Chief not funcking master halo or halo. FUCK YOU!

You guys are trolled so goddamn easily.
 
They should sticky this thread just to piss you off.

" WTF "Hey I'm Halo" WTF learn about a game his names Master Chief not funcking master halo or halo. FUCK YOU! "

Oh dear God...

and this thread wasn't deleted because?

" and this thread wasn't deleted because? "

" WTF "Hey I'm Halo" WTF learn about a game his names Master Chief not funcking master halo or halo. FUCK YOU! "

" @ShaunassNZ said:

" WTF "Hey I'm Halo" WTF learn about a game his names Master Chief not funcking master halo or halo. FUCK YOU! "

Take it easy there bro, so he made a mistake big fucking deal. No need to be a dick about it.  "

Don't feed the troll.

" @pornstorestiffi: sick? what are you from the 50's? move along grampa wer'e here we're queer and wer'e here to steer "

Nah he ain't gay brah... you iz. :P
 
But seriously, he is manly as hell. And i don't even like the Halo series all that much.

" @Mordukai said:

" @ShaunassNZ said:

" WTF "Hey I'm Halo" WTF learn about a game his names Master Chief not funcking master halo or halo. FUCK YOU! "

Take it easy there bro, so he made a mistake big fucking deal. No need to be a dick about it.  "

Fuck a lot of people have made the "mistake" and it's annoying I don't even like Halo I finished 3 on heroic and never played any other Halo game ever. "

"I have recently been playing through halo 3 and i cant quite help but notice the halos natural attractiveness. I just can't get enough of the master, that strong musky voice and tall build work wonders for my penis BUT i was just wondering is the halo gay? I'm sure you can guess that i am a male thus halo being not gay would harshly damage my chances of a successful relation ship with john (may i call you john? lol). I guess he may have a "thing" for cortana but she is a robot so that doesn't count also i would be ok with a three way as long as i also get attention.  Failing that do any of you know of the reproductive organs of elites? if master john halo is unavailable i can settle for the rugged arbiter. thhanks in advance kaveman"

" @Mordukai said:

" @ShaunassNZ said:

" WTF "Hey I'm Halo" WTF learn about a game his names Master Chief not funcking master halo or halo. FUCK YOU! "

Take it easy there bro, so he made a mistake big fucking deal. No need to be a dick about it.  "

Fuck a lot of people have made the "mistake" and it's annoying I don't even like Halo I finished 3 on heroic and never played any other Halo game ever. "

" @ShaunassNZ said:

" @Mordukai said:

" @ShaunassNZ said:

" WTF "Hey I'm Halo" WTF learn about a game his names Master Chief not funcking master halo or halo. FUCK YOU! "

Take it easy there bro, so he made a mistake big fucking deal. No need to be a dick about it.  "

Fuck a lot of people have made the "mistake" and it's annoying I don't even like Halo I finished 3 on heroic and never played any other Halo game ever. "

So why are you taking it so seriously?     P.S - I hear the MJOLNIR armor has great cum resistance...sorry I really couldn't resist  "

"Sorry man, you're barking up the wrong tree.  See Arbiter had a crush on Master John Halo as well, but when Master John Halo denied him Arbiter came to me.  At first he just needed a shoulder to cry on, and I'm a nice guy so I was there for him, but eventually he wanted more and I had to refuse, I'm just not gay.  I let him down easy though, and we are still friends.  You should look him up. "

" @Mordukai said:

" @ShaunassNZ said:

" @Mordukai said:

" @ShaunassNZ said:

" WTF "Hey I'm Halo" WTF learn about a game his names Master Chief not funcking master halo or halo. FUCK YOU! "

Take it easy there bro, so he made a mistake big fucking deal. No need to be a dick about it.  "

Fuck a lot of people have made the "mistake" and it's annoying I don't even like Halo I finished 3 on heroic and never played any other Halo game ever. "

So why are you taking it so seriously?     P.S - I hear the MJOLNIR armor has great cum resistance...sorry I really couldn't resist  "

Wait wait wait, so his name is Master Chief? His parents named him Master Chief?  No wonder that guy has issues "

" @ZeForgotten said:

" @Mordukai said:

" @ShaunassNZ said:

" @Mordukai said:

" @ShaunassNZ said:

" WTF "Hey I'm Halo" WTF learn about a game his names Master Chief not funcking master halo or halo. FUCK YOU! "

Take it easy there bro, so he made a mistake big fucking deal. No need to be a dick about it.  "

Fuck a lot of people have made the "mistake" and it's annoying I don't even like Halo I finished 3 on heroic and never played any other Halo game ever. "

So why are you taking it so seriously?     P.S - I hear the MJOLNIR armor has great cum resistance...sorry I really couldn't resist  "

Wait wait wait, so his name is Master Chief? His parents named him Master Chief?  No wonder that guy has issues "

Yes and they called him HALO didn't they no. He has no parents dickwad. "

" @ZeForgotten said:

" @Mordukai said:

" @ShaunassNZ said:

" @Mordukai said:

" @ShaunassNZ said:

" WTF "Hey I'm Halo" WTF learn about a game his names Master Chief not funcking master halo or halo. FUCK YOU! "

Take it easy there bro, so he made a mistake big fucking deal. No need to be a dick about it.  "

Fuck a lot of people have made the "mistake" and it's annoying I don't even like Halo I finished 3 on heroic and never played any other Halo game ever. "

So why are you taking it so seriously?     P.S - I hear the MJOLNIR armor has great cum resistance...sorry I really couldn't resist  "

Wait wait wait, so his name is Master Chief? His parents named him Master Chief?  No wonder that guy has issues "

Yes and they called him HALO didn't they no. He has no parents dickwad. "

" @ZeForgotten said:

" @Mordukai said:

" @ShaunassNZ said:

" @Mordukai said:

" @ShaunassNZ said:

" WTF "Hey I'm Halo" WTF learn about a game his names Master Chief not funcking master halo or halo. FUCK YOU! "

Take it easy there bro, so he made a mistake big fucking deal. No need to be a dick about it.  "

Fuck a lot of people have made the "mistake" and it's annoying I don't even like Halo I finished 3 on heroic and never played any other Halo game ever. "

So why are you taking it so seriously?     P.S - I hear the MJOLNIR armor has great cum resistance...sorry I really couldn't resist  "

Wait wait wait, so his name is Master Chief? His parents named him Master Chief?  No wonder that guy has issues "

Yes and they called him HALO didn't they no. He has no parents dickwad. "

Mods...HELLOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

" @ShaunassNZ said:

" @ZeForgotten said:

" @Mordukai said:

" @ShaunassNZ said:

" @Mordukai said:

" @ShaunassNZ said:

" WTF "Hey I'm Halo" WTF learn about a game his names Master Chief not funcking master halo or halo. FUCK YOU! "

Take it easy there bro, so he made a mistake big fucking deal. No need to be a dick about it.  "

Fuck a lot of people have made the "mistake" and it's annoying I don't even like Halo I finished 3 on heroic and never played any other Halo game ever. "

So why are you taking it so seriously?     P.S - I hear the MJOLNIR armor has great cum resistance...sorry I really couldn't resist  "

Wait wait wait, so his name is Master Chief? His parents named him Master Chief?  No wonder that guy has issues "

Yes and they called him HALO didn't they no. He has no parents dickwad. "

Dickwad? What's wrong pumpkin, can't take a joke? Come over here and give me a kiss you big man instead of calling people names because your favorite hero gets a little love "

Hey Buddy.
I could see a productive conversation about Master Chief's sexuality happening. 
But this ain't it.

" @ShaunassNZ said:

" @ZeForgotten said:

" @Mordukai said:

" @ShaunassNZ said:

" @Mordukai said:

" @ShaunassNZ said:

" WTF "Hey I'm Halo" WTF learn about a game his names Master Chief not funcking master halo or halo. FUCK YOU! "

Take it easy there bro, so he made a mistake big fucking deal. No need to be a dick about it.  "

Fuck a lot of people have made the "mistake" and it's annoying I don't even like Halo I finished 3 on heroic and never played any other Halo game ever. "

So why are you taking it so seriously?     P.S - I hear the MJOLNIR armor has great cum resistance...sorry I really couldn't resist  "

Wait wait wait, so his name is Master Chief? His parents named him Master Chief?  No wonder that guy has issues "

Yes and they called him HALO didn't they no. He has no parents dickwad. "

RAAAAAAAAGE "

" Mods...HELLOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! "

" @ZeForgotten said:

" @ShaunassNZ said:

" @ZeForgotten said:

" @Mordukai said:

" @ShaunassNZ said:

" @Mordukai said:

" @ShaunassNZ said:

" WTF "Hey I'm Halo" WTF learn about a game his names Master Chief not funcking master halo or halo. FUCK YOU! "

Take it easy there bro, so he made a mistake big fucking deal. No need to be a dick about it.  "

Fuck a lot of people have made the "mistake" and it's annoying I don't even like Halo I finished 3 on heroic and never played any other Halo game ever. "

So why are you taking it so seriously?     P.S - I hear the MJOLNIR armor has great cum resistance...sorry I really couldn't resist  "

Wait wait wait, so his name is Master Chief? His parents named him Master Chief?  No wonder that guy has issues "

Yes and they called him HALO didn't they no. He has no parents dickwad. "

Dickwad? What's wrong pumpkin, can't take a joke? Come over here and give me a kiss you big man instead of calling people names because your favorite hero gets a little love "

What didn't you read the only Halo game I played was 3 and that was once on a play through on Heroic, I hate Halo.  "