I have recently been playing through halo 3 and i cant quite help but notice the halos natural attractiveness. I just can't get enough of the master, that strong musky voice and tall build work wonders for my penis BUT i was just wondering is the halo gay? I'm sure you can guess that i am a male thus halo being not gay would harshly damage my chances of a successful relation ship with john (may i call you john? lol). I guess he may have a "thing" for cortana but she is a robot so that doesn't count also i would be ok with a three way as long as i also get attention.
Failing that do any of you know of the reproductive organs of elites? if master john halo is unavailable i can settle for the rugged arbiter.
thhanks in advance
kaveman
Is master halo gay?
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I don't know if you're actually seriois but no I don't think he is. Some people may say that he is out of hatred but no. No he isn't.
Is the Halo gay? What? I've only played Halo 3 and I didn't understand a bit of it (seems Bungie assumed everyone on the planet had played the first two at least three times) but I'm pretty sure the Halo is a 'thing' not Master Chief, the guy you play as.
Whatever. Flagged.
" Beware: Here there be really shit, unfunny and terribly unsuccessful trolls "Indeed.
" @pornstorestiffi: sick? what are you from the 50's? move along grampa wer'e here we're queer and wer'e here to steer "I have nothing against gay people, not at all. But asking if a cybernetic humanoid has reproductive organs is disturbing in my book at least.
WTF "Hey I'm Halo" WTF learn about a game his names Master Chief not funcking master halo or halo. FUCK YOU!
" @ShaunassNZ said:Fuck a lot of people have made the "mistake" and it's annoying I don't even like Halo I finished 3 on heroic and never played any other Halo game ever." WTF "Hey I'm Halo" WTF learn about a game his names Master Chief not funcking master halo or halo. FUCK YOU! "Take it easy there bro, so he made a mistake big fucking deal. No need to be a dick about it. "
" @pornstorestiffi: sick? what are you from the 50's? move along grampa wer'e here we're queer and wer'e here to steer "Its not that you're gay its just no one here really wants to hear about anyone's boners or masturbation.
Nah he ain't gay brah... you iz. :P
But seriously, he is manly as hell. And i don't even like the Halo series all that much.
" @Mordukai said:So why are you taking it so seriously?" @ShaunassNZ said:Fuck a lot of people have made the "mistake" and it's annoying I don't even like Halo I finished 3 on heroic and never played any other Halo game ever. "" WTF "Hey I'm Halo" WTF learn about a game his names Master Chief not funcking master halo or halo. FUCK YOU! "Take it easy there bro, so he made a mistake big fucking deal. No need to be a dick about it. "
P.S - I hear the MJOLNIR armor has great cum resistance...sorry I really couldn't resist
"I have recently been playing through halo 3 and i cant quite help but notice the halos natural attractiveness. I just can't get enough of the master, that strong musky voice and tall build work wonders for my penis BUT i was just wondering is the halo gay? I'm sure you can guess that i am a male thus halo being not gay would harshly damage my chances of a successful relation ship with john (may i call you john? lol). I guess he may have a "thing" for cortana but she is a robot so that doesn't count also i would be ok with a three way as long as i also get attention. Failing that do any of you know of the reproductive organs of elites? if master john halo is unavailable i can settle for the rugged arbiter. thhanks in advance kaveman"
Sorry man, you're barking up the wrong tree. See Arbiter had a crush on Master John Halo as well, but when Master John Halo denied him Arbiter came to me. At first he just needed a shoulder to cry on, and I'm a nice guy so I was there for him, but eventually he wanted more and I had to refuse, I'm just not gay. I let him down easy though, and we are still friends. You should look him up.
" @Mordukai said:You ladies think it might be possible that he's joking, and is completly aware of who Master Chief is?" @ShaunassNZ said:Fuck a lot of people have made the "mistake" and it's annoying I don't even like Halo I finished 3 on heroic and never played any other Halo game ever. "" WTF "Hey I'm Halo" WTF learn about a game his names Master Chief not funcking master halo or halo. FUCK YOU! "Take it easy there bro, so he made a mistake big fucking deal. No need to be a dick about it. "
nah...
" @ShaunassNZ said:Wait wait wait, so his name is Master Chief?" @Mordukai said:So why are you taking it so seriously? P.S - I hear the MJOLNIR armor has great cum resistance...sorry I really couldn't resist "" @ShaunassNZ said:Fuck a lot of people have made the "mistake" and it's annoying I don't even like Halo I finished 3 on heroic and never played any other Halo game ever. "" WTF "Hey I'm Halo" WTF learn about a game his names Master Chief not funcking master halo or halo. FUCK YOU! "Take it easy there bro, so he made a mistake big fucking deal. No need to be a dick about it. "
His parents named him Master Chief?
No wonder that guy has issues
"Sorry man, you're barking up the wrong tree. See Arbiter had a crush on Master John Halo as well, but when Master John Halo denied him Arbiter came to me. At first he just needed a shoulder to cry on, and I'm a nice guy so I was there for him, but eventually he wanted more and I had to refuse, I'm just not gay. I let him down easy though, and we are still friends. You should look him up. "I'm glad this stayed open long enough for this to be posted. It can go to troll hell now.
" @Mordukai said:Yes and they called him HALO didn't they no. He has no parents dickwad." @ShaunassNZ said:Wait wait wait, so his name is Master Chief? His parents named him Master Chief? No wonder that guy has issues "" @Mordukai said:So why are you taking it so seriously? P.S - I hear the MJOLNIR armor has great cum resistance...sorry I really couldn't resist "" @ShaunassNZ said:Fuck a lot of people have made the "mistake" and it's annoying I don't even like Halo I finished 3 on heroic and never played any other Halo game ever. "" WTF "Hey I'm Halo" WTF learn about a game his names Master Chief not funcking master halo or halo. FUCK YOU! "Take it easy there bro, so he made a mistake big fucking deal. No need to be a dick about it. "
" @ZeForgotten said:Dickwad? What's wrong pumpkin, can't take a joke?" @Mordukai said:Yes and they called him HALO didn't they no. He has no parents dickwad. "" @ShaunassNZ said:Wait wait wait, so his name is Master Chief? His parents named him Master Chief? No wonder that guy has issues "" @Mordukai said:So why are you taking it so seriously? P.S - I hear the MJOLNIR armor has great cum resistance...sorry I really couldn't resist "" @ShaunassNZ said:Fuck a lot of people have made the "mistake" and it's annoying I don't even like Halo I finished 3 on heroic and never played any other Halo game ever. "" WTF "Hey I'm Halo" WTF learn about a game his names Master Chief not funcking master halo or halo. FUCK YOU! "Take it easy there bro, so he made a mistake big fucking deal. No need to be a dick about it. "
Come over here and give me a kiss you big man instead of calling people names because your favorite hero gets a little love
" @ZeForgotten said:The sarcasm is lost on this one." @Mordukai said:Yes and they called him HALO didn't they no. He has no parents dickwad. "" @ShaunassNZ said:Wait wait wait, so his name is Master Chief? His parents named him Master Chief? No wonder that guy has issues "" @Mordukai said:So why are you taking it so seriously? P.S - I hear the MJOLNIR armor has great cum resistance...sorry I really couldn't resist "" @ShaunassNZ said:Fuck a lot of people have made the "mistake" and it's annoying I don't even like Halo I finished 3 on heroic and never played any other Halo game ever. "" WTF "Hey I'm Halo" WTF learn about a game his names Master Chief not funcking master halo or halo. FUCK YOU! "Take it easy there bro, so he made a mistake big fucking deal. No need to be a dick about it. "
" @ZeForgotten said:RAAAAAAAAGE" @Mordukai said:Yes and they called him HALO didn't they no. He has no parents dickwad. "" @ShaunassNZ said:Wait wait wait, so his name is Master Chief? His parents named him Master Chief? No wonder that guy has issues "" @Mordukai said:So why are you taking it so seriously? P.S - I hear the MJOLNIR armor has great cum resistance...sorry I really couldn't resist "" @ShaunassNZ said:Fuck a lot of people have made the "mistake" and it's annoying I don't even like Halo I finished 3 on heroic and never played any other Halo game ever. "" WTF "Hey I'm Halo" WTF learn about a game his names Master Chief not funcking master halo or halo. FUCK YOU! "Take it easy there bro, so he made a mistake big fucking deal. No need to be a dick about it. "
" @ShaunassNZ said:What didn't you read the only Halo game I played was 3 and that was once on a play through on Heroic, I hate Halo." @ZeForgotten said:Dickwad? What's wrong pumpkin, can't take a joke? Come over here and give me a kiss you big man instead of calling people names because your favorite hero gets a little love "" @Mordukai said:Yes and they called him HALO didn't they no. He has no parents dickwad. "" @ShaunassNZ said:Wait wait wait, so his name is Master Chief? His parents named him Master Chief? No wonder that guy has issues "" @Mordukai said:So why are you taking it so seriously? P.S - I hear the MJOLNIR armor has great cum resistance...sorry I really couldn't resist "" @ShaunassNZ said:Fuck a lot of people have made the "mistake" and it's annoying I don't even like Halo I finished 3 on heroic and never played any other Halo game ever. "" WTF "Hey I'm Halo" WTF learn about a game his names Master Chief not funcking master halo or halo. FUCK YOU! "Take it easy there bro, so he made a mistake big fucking deal. No need to be a dick about it. "
Hey Buddy.
I could see a productive conversation about Master Chief's sexuality happening.
But this ain't it.
" @ShaunassNZ said:" @ZeForgotten said:RAAAAAAAAGE "" @Mordukai said:Yes and they called him HALO didn't they no. He has no parents dickwad. "" @ShaunassNZ said:Wait wait wait, so his name is Master Chief? His parents named him Master Chief? No wonder that guy has issues "" @Mordukai said:So why are you taking it so seriously? P.S - I hear the MJOLNIR armor has great cum resistance...sorry I really couldn't resist "" @ShaunassNZ said:Fuck a lot of people have made the "mistake" and it's annoying I don't even like Halo I finished 3 on heroic and never played any other Halo game ever. "" WTF "Hey I'm Halo" WTF learn about a game his names Master Chief not funcking master halo or halo. FUCK YOU! "Take it easy there bro, so he made a mistake big fucking deal. No need to be a dick about it. "
Fuck you.
" @ZeForgotten said:Then why do you get so upset when people make jokes about the game?" @ShaunassNZ said:What didn't you read the only Halo game I played was 3 and that was once on a play through on Heroic, I hate Halo. "" @ZeForgotten said:Dickwad? What's wrong pumpkin, can't take a joke? Come over here and give me a kiss you big man instead of calling people names because your favorite hero gets a little love "" @Mordukai said:Yes and they called him HALO didn't they no. He has no parents dickwad. "" @ShaunassNZ said:Wait wait wait, so his name is Master Chief? His parents named him Master Chief? No wonder that guy has issues "" @Mordukai said:So why are you taking it so seriously? P.S - I hear the MJOLNIR armor has great cum resistance...sorry I really couldn't resist "" @ShaunassNZ said:Fuck a lot of people have made the "mistake" and it's annoying I don't even like Halo I finished 3 on heroic and never played any other Halo game ever. "" WTF "Hey I'm Halo" WTF learn about a game his names Master Chief not funcking master halo or halo. FUCK YOU! "Take it easy there bro, so he made a mistake big fucking deal. No need to be a dick about it. "
Why are you calling people "dickwad" for making jokes about a game you hate?
It's ok if you just admit that you don't know when people are obviously joking, don't be afraid to admit it.
Come on, just do it :)
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