With the 20 billion preorders already and counting for a game that is still in alpha state. I am pleased to announce Lincoln F.O.R.C.E 2 "Pullin' a Brad"
Here I am just going to talk briefly about what you can expect to see early in the story.
After winning "Best Game Ever. Even If It Hasn't Been Released Yet" Award at the Spike Video Game Awards. Abe (who is actually Nolan North) is contacted by the now unfortunately corrupted and evil Ryan Davis. Due to the success of the first game is so rich he actually bought all of Earth. He calls to inform Abe that he is pushing Carbon Neutral Games on making a Lincoln F.O.R.C.E 2 so it releases with Lincoln F.O.R.C.E 1 bundled with Abe's iconic hat but as a controller so it will cost more so he makes more money. As Abe is walking along the street. He see's a homeless, hooded man repeatedly cursing at a Nintendo DS. The man was having some trouble's playing Scriblenauts and was repeatedly dieing. Abe approached the man and asked him if he could have a look at the game. Confused the man gives him the DS. Abe then continues and starts to rub the DS all over his face and beard for about twenty seconds. Abraham gave the Ds back to the man. His eyes glistened in happiness for Abe had helped him finish the level.
The homeless man gave a puzzled look at Abe and then spoke. "You, You know Ryan Davis don't you?" Abe began to run his hands through his beard. He then spoke. "Yo dawg I heard you said Uncharted 2 was a pretty good game. And yeah I know Ryan he is my boss. Whats your name good sir?" "I am," The man stopped. He got to his feet and took off the hood revealing his unbalanced sideburns and said. "I am Brad Shoemaker. And I'm going to kill Ryan Davis!"
When you all end up waiting seven years to see Lincoln Force 2 come out, gnashing your teeth in impatience all the while, you'll learn to get your gaming news from more reliable sources than gaming blogs you found on the tenth page of a Google search. Reliable sources like GiantBomb.com.
FUCK LINCOLN FORCE, YO! JEFFERSON CORPS IS THE BEST GAME EVER! I'M GONNA PLAY THAT GAME UNTIL I'M DEAD, AND WHEN I'M DEAD, I'M GONNA HAVE COPIES OF IT PUT IN MY COFFIN AND BURIED WITH ME!!!
I hear the Linkin Park soundtrack is going to be top-notch.
Also, an inside source told me that you actually only play as Lincoln for the first hour of the game. Supposedly the devs pull the ol' "switcharoo" and you play the rest of the game as President William Howard Taft, who travels through time in his specially made bathtub. i wonder how fans of the first game will react...
Ugh, Lincoln Force 1 didn't need a sequel. It was a complete package. I hate it when publishers just try and shake something down for all the money it's worth, and not actually think about its integrity.
Also: I saw some leaked screenshots that had Abe with a tophat longer than it was in Lincoln Force 1. Disgusting.
" Ugh, Lincoln Force 1 didn't need a sequel. It was a complete package. I hate it when publishers just try and shake something down for all the money it's worth, and not actually think about its integrity. Also: I saw some leaked screenshots that had Abe with a tophat longer than it was in Lincoln Force 1. Disgusting. "
" Ugh, Lincoln Force 1 didn't need a sequel. It was a complete package. I hate it when publishers just try and shake something down for all the money it's worth, and not actually think about its integrity. Also: I saw some leaked screenshots that had Abe with a tophat longer than it was in Lincoln Force 1. Disgusting. "
Really? The cel-shading is what killed it for me. "
cel-shading?! FUCK they're totally turning the awesomeness that was lincoln force into some kiddy bullshit. typical trying to reach a wider audience with the sequel.
There have been some conflicting details about Lincoln Force 2. Some are saying that it picks up right after the last game left off, when Lincoln, having fended off the Helicoptrix scheme to help the South win the Civil War, has received confirmation from the remaining human forces from the year 22X9(twenty-two-Exty-nine for those of you losers who didn't read the books) that history has been put back in it's proper place and the human forces are prepared to destroy the sentient helicopters once and for all. However, after everything Lincoln has done to defend the union and destroy a race of unstoppable time-traveling helicopter robots, he sill must face his destiny in the Ford Theater, shot in the head by an Actor of some fame and little renown. Lincoln, enraged that History has betrayed him, forms and ALLIANCE WITH THE HELICOPTRIX, AND GOES FORWARD IN TIME TO FIGHT THE HUMANS! Others are saying Lincoln Force 2 is a mini-game collection.
" There have been some conflicting details about Lincoln Force 2. Some are saying that it picks up right after the last game left off, when Lincoln, having fended off the Helicoptrix scheme to help the South win the Civil War, has received confirmation from the remaining human forces from the year 22X9(twenty-two-Exty-nine for those of you losers who didn't read the books) that history has been put back in it's proper place and the human forces are prepared to destroy the sentient helicopters once and for all. However, after everything Lincoln has done to defend the union and destroy a race of unstoppable time-traveling helicopter robots, he sill must face his destiny in the Ford Theater, shot in the head by an Actor of some fame and little renown. Lincoln, enraged that History has betrayed him, forms and ALLIANCE WITH THE HELICOPTRIX, AND GOES FORWARD IN TIME TO FIGHT THE HUMANS! Others are saying Lincoln Force 2 is a mini-game collection. "
Found a leaked screenshot from the mini-game collection.
Lincoln F.O.R.C.E. 5 involves Lincoln going back in time to stop the original Lincoln F.O.R.C.E. from being made as the series becomes and embarrassment by the third game.
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