haha wow
OMFG TURN ON CNN RIGHT NOW LMFAO!!!!!
this thing is just ridiculous...WHAT THE HELL KIND OF PEOPLE HAVE A GIANT BALLOON IN THEIR BACKYARD?!??
" This is fucking hilarious. "fuckin a.
funniest new headline ever.
BREAKING NEWS
BOY CLIMBS INTO BALLOON AND FLOATS AWAY
XD
" I'm gonna say he wasn't in the balloon to begin with. It was half deflated and I doubt it could have lifted off with the boy inside. "
A witness saw him climb into it before it took off into the air. Also, a 20 foot by 5 foot helium balloon can EASILY lift a 6 year old boy into the air. It freaking went 8,000 feet into the air.
Poor boy.....I'm afraid he fell out because the door was not locked (or maybe could not? be locked). I feel bad for him.
A witness saw him climb into it before it took off into the air.The witness was his sister if I am not mistaken, who is also a child. So I do not take that for 100% fact.
Both of them could just be afraid of getting in trouble for letting their father's wacky balloon contraption fly off.
now its just really painful watching CNN trying to save face and keep this story interesting.
damn. i mean there are wars going on right now.
HOLY CRAP GUYS! I got in a balloon at my family's house and I accidentally untied the ropes and I started going up into the air! I was flying over this valley and I saw a house and as I leaned over I fell out! I think I broke my legs! What should I do?
P.S. My laptop is almost out of batteries quickly reply please!
I watched it on Fox and they never once said there was a boy in there. They said there may be a boy. I agree with the guy who said that the kid is probably hiding under his bed or something." now its just really painful watching CNN trying to save face and keep this story interesting. damn. i mean there are wars going on right now. "
I don't watch Fox, it's just the channel that was on when I turned on the TV and they were showing it, so I saw no reason to change the channel.
" HOLY CRAP GUYS! I got in a balloon at my family's house and I accidentally untied the ropes and I started going up into the air! I was flying over this valley and I saw a house and as I leaned over I fell out! I think I broke my legs! What should I do? P.S. My laptop is almost out of batteries quickly reply please! "Why would a 6 year old have a laptop?!
" @TheMustacheHero said:Why does my family have a hot air balloon?" HOLY CRAP GUYS! I got in a balloon at my family's house and I accidentally untied the ropes and I started going up into the air! I was flying over this valley and I saw a house and as I leaned over I fell out! I think I broke my legs! What should I do? P.S. My laptop is almost out of batteries quickly reply please! "Why would a 6 year old have a laptop?! "
There is also another possibility.
He set the thing off, jumped out early, and then ran away cos his parents would rage at him. Although as time goes by, thats getting more and more unlikely.
Edit - crap, moustache hero beat me to it!
" @William said:good point." @TheMustacheHero said:Why does my family have a hot air balloon? "" HOLY CRAP GUYS! I got in a balloon at my family's house and I accidentally untied the ropes and I started going up into the air! I was flying over this valley and I saw a house and as I leaned over I fell out! I think I broke my legs! What should I do? P.S. My laptop is almost out of batteries quickly reply please! "Why would a 6 year old have a laptop?! "
" @TwoOneFive said:They already searched the house and surrounding area and haven't found him.I watched it on Fox and they never once said there was a boy in there. They said there may be a boy. I agree with the guy who said that the kid is probably hiding under his bed or something. I don't watch Fox, it's just the channel that was on when I turned on the TV and they were showing it, so I saw no reason to change the channel. "" now its just really painful watching CNN trying to save face and keep this story interesting. damn. i mean there are wars going on right now. "
" "The kid who swallows too many marbles doesn't grow up to have kids of his own." George Carlin "
" HOLY CRAP GUYS! I got in a balloon at my family's house and I accidentally untied the ropes and I started going up into the air! I was flying over this valley and I saw a house and as I leaned over I fell out! I think I broke my legs! What should I do? P.S. My laptop is almost out of batteries quickly reply please! "
You are an idiot for turning this real world scary situation into a joke.
If you was 6 years old and flying in a helium balloon 8,000 feet above ground I will bet that you would not think it very funny.
I feel very bad for this poor little guy.
" @TheMustacheHero said:Nah, he probably would.... but he definitly wouldn't have wireless signal ;)You are an idiot for turning this real world scary situation into a joke. If you was 6 years old and flying in a helium balloon 8,000 feet above ground I will bet that you would not find it very funny at all. I feel very bad for this poor little guy. "" HOLY CRAP GUYS! I got in a balloon at my family's house and I accidentally untied the ropes and I started going up into the air! I was flying over this valley and I saw a house and as I leaned over I fell out! I think I broke my legs! What should I do? P.S. My laptop is almost out of batteries quickly reply please! "
Oh yeah, a missing 6 year old. Real fucking funny. He may even be dead. HILARIOUS. Hell, let's not show any concern just because we don't know the kid. Because here on the internet behind the anonymity of our keyboards, it's cool to not care and be an asshole.
You people disgust me. I sincerely hope something like this doesn't happen to your kids one day, because karma can be a bitch.
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