OMFG TURN ON CNN RIGHT NOW LMFAO!!!!!

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#51  Edited By William

haha wow

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#52  Edited By Cube

That is goddamn funny.

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#53  Edited By MisterD

Well i'm hoping this was a hoax... I don't see what he could have fallen out of. Maybe there was something attached to the bottom at some point.

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Now CNN is basking in the fact that the family was on the show Wife Swap. 
 
Brilliant reporting.

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#55  Edited By Pie

Poor kid.....

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#56  Edited By SpecTackle

I'm fairly amazed that some of you finding a child's life most likely ending "hilarious".

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#57  Edited By MisterD

btw - who names their kid "Falcon"? Answer: crazy people who build giant balloons in their back yard. 

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#58  Edited By Stang

This was on one of the monitor's at work, needless to say this is some crazy shit! The parents are going to be 10 types of fucked when all is said and done.

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#59  Edited By Damien

How did people even know he was in the balloon to begin with?

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#60  Edited By borgmaster

this thing is just ridiculous...WHAT THE HELL KIND OF PEOPLE  HAVE A GIANT BALLOON IN THEIR BACKYARD?!??

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#61  Edited By sirkibble23

Some of you heartless... 

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#62  Edited By MKHavoc
@Damien: They don't.
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#63  Edited By TwoOneFive
@sirkibble2 said:
" Some of you heartless...  "
go play a japanse rpg and cry. 
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#64  Edited By wafflestomp

Not funny.

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#65  Edited By MisterD

I have a six year old boy, and my wife and I don't let him out of our sight...  
 
Keep in mind, we also don't have a giant helium balloon in our backyard...

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#66  Edited By TwoOneFive
@Gizmo said:
" This is fucking hilarious. "
fuckin a.  
funniest new headline ever.  
 BREAKING NEWS
BOY CLIMBS INTO BALLOON AND FLOATS AWAY 
 
XD
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#67  Edited By Damien

I'm gonna say he wasn't in the balloon to begin with.  It was half deflated and I doubt it could have lifted off with the boy inside.

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#68  Edited By killdave

ALIEN ZOMBIES !!!
 
oh wait ...

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#69  Edited By THE_END
@Damien said:
" I'm gonna say he wasn't in the balloon to begin with.  It was half deflated and I doubt it could have lifted off with the boy inside. "
 
A witness saw him climb into it before it took off into the air.  Also, a 20 foot by 5 foot helium balloon can EASILY lift a 6 year old boy into the air.  It freaking went 8,000 feet into the air.
 
Poor boy.....I'm afraid he fell out because the door was not locked (or maybe could not? be locked).  I feel bad for him.
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#70  Edited By Jeffsekai

I laughed, seriously can't wait for the back story for this whole thing.

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#71  Edited By breadfan
@THE_END said:
 A witness saw him climb into it before it took off into the air.   
The witness was his sister if I am not mistaken, who is also a child.  So I do not take that for 100% fact.   
 
Both of them could just be afraid of getting in trouble for letting their father's wacky balloon contraption fly off.
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#72  Edited By gearhead

I bet he is just hiding and afraid that his parents are upset that he let the thing go.

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#73  Edited By TwoOneFive

now its just really painful watching CNN trying to save face and keep this story interesting.  
damn. i mean there are wars going on right now. 

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#74  Edited By Damien
@THE_END: The witness was his brother, so take that into account.  It could very possibly be a prank gone awry.  If the boy was actually in there, the balloon would have tipped in one direction.  And the door wasn't open when the balloon landed, so unless it closed in midair, I doubt he fell out.
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#75  Edited By super_machine

At least give some details when you post something like this.

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#76  Edited By ajamafalous
@Jeffsekai said:
" I laughed, seriously can't wait for the back story for this whole thing. "
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#77  Edited By Jeffsekai

You know what, I bet it turns out the kid was never in the balloon and he either died before hand and this is a cover up or he simply untied it and then ran off.

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#78  Edited By Jimbo

Parenting Skillz Deluxe 2k9.
 
I take it they've checked under his bed etc.?

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#79  Edited By TheMustacheHero

HOLY CRAP GUYS! I got in a balloon at my family's house and I accidentally untied the ropes and I started going up into the air! I was flying over this valley and I saw a house and as I leaned over I fell out! I think I broke my legs! What should I do?
 
P.S. My laptop is almost out of batteries quickly reply please!

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#80  Edited By PureRok
@TwoOneFive said:

" now its just really painful watching CNN trying to save face and keep this story interesting.  damn. i mean there are wars going on right now.  "

I watched it on Fox and they never once said there was a boy in there. They said there may be a boy. I agree with the guy who said that the kid is probably hiding under his bed or something.
 
I don't watch Fox, it's just the channel that was on when I turned on the TV and they were showing it, so I saw no reason to change the channel.
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#81  Edited By Warfare

"The kid who swallows too many marbles doesn't grow up to have kids of his own."  
 
   George Carlin

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#82  Edited By William
@TheMustacheHero said:
" HOLY CRAP GUYS! I got in a balloon at my family's house and I accidentally untied the ropes and I started going up into the air! I was flying over this valley and I saw a house and as I leaned over I fell out! I think I broke my legs! What should I do?  P.S. My laptop is almost out of batteries quickly reply please! "
Why would a 6 year old have a laptop?!
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#83  Edited By TheMustacheHero
@William said:
" @TheMustacheHero said:
" HOLY CRAP GUYS! I got in a balloon at my family's house and I accidentally untied the ropes and I started going up into the air! I was flying over this valley and I saw a house and as I leaned over I fell out! I think I broke my legs! What should I do?  P.S. My laptop is almost out of batteries quickly reply please! "
Why would a 6 year old have a laptop?! "
Why does my family have a hot air balloon?
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#84  Edited By babblinmule

There is also another possibility. 
 
He set the thing off, jumped out early, and then ran away cos his parents would rage at him. Although as time goes by, thats getting more and more unlikely.
 
Edit - crap, moustache hero beat me to it!

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#85  Edited By Babble

Either the kid fell out, or this is just one huge elaborate hoax... 
 
@Gearhead said:

" I bet he is just hiding and afraid that his parents are upset that he let the thing go. "
This is a possibility as well.
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#86  Edited By William
@TheMustacheHero said:
" @William said:
" @TheMustacheHero said:
" HOLY CRAP GUYS! I got in a balloon at my family's house and I accidentally untied the ropes and I started going up into the air! I was flying over this valley and I saw a house and as I leaned over I fell out! I think I broke my legs! What should I do?  P.S. My laptop is almost out of batteries quickly reply please! "
Why would a 6 year old have a laptop?! "
Why does my family have a hot air balloon? "
good point.
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#87  Edited By Babble
@PureRok said:
" @TwoOneFive said:

" now its just really painful watching CNN trying to save face and keep this story interesting.  damn. i mean there are wars going on right now.  "

I watched it on Fox and they never once said there was a boy in there. They said there may be a boy. I agree with the guy who said that the kid is probably hiding under his bed or something.  I don't watch Fox, it's just the channel that was on when I turned on the TV and they were showing it, so I saw no reason to change the channel. "
They already searched the house and surrounding area and haven't found him.
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Wow...

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#89  Edited By borgmaster
@Warfare said:
" "The kid who swallows too many marbles doesn't grow up to have kids of his own."      George Carlin "
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#90  Edited By beargirl1

heard it on the radio on my way home, pretty crazy shit 

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#91  Edited By THE_END
@TheMustacheHero said:

" HOLY CRAP GUYS! I got in a balloon at my family's house and I accidentally untied the ropes and I started going up into the air! I was flying over this valley and I saw a house and as I leaned over I fell out! I think I broke my legs! What should I do?  P.S. My laptop is almost out of batteries quickly reply please! "

 
You are an idiot for turning this real world scary situation into a joke.  
 
If you was 6 years old and flying in a helium balloon 8,000 feet above ground I will bet that you would not think it very funny.
 
I feel very bad for this poor little guy.
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#92  Edited By Soap
@THE_END said:
" @TheMustacheHero said:

" HOLY CRAP GUYS! I got in a balloon at my family's house and I accidentally untied the ropes and I started going up into the air! I was flying over this valley and I saw a house and as I leaned over I fell out! I think I broke my legs! What should I do?  P.S. My laptop is almost out of batteries quickly reply please! "

 You are an idiot for turning this real world scary situation into a joke.    If you was 6 years old and flying in a helium balloon 8,000 feet above ground I will bet that you would not find it very funny at all.  I feel very bad for this poor little guy. "
Nah, he probably would.... but he definitly wouldn't have wireless signal ;)
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#93  Edited By JackiJinx

Hello, Darwin. How are things?

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#94  Edited By Damien

I seriously doubt he was in the balloon at all.

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#95  Edited By s-a-n-JR

Oh yeah, a missing 6 year old. Real fucking funny. He may even be dead. HILARIOUS. Hell, let's not show any concern just because we don't know the kid. Because here on the internet behind the anonymity of our keyboards, it's cool to not care and be an asshole.
 
You people disgust me.  I sincerely hope something like this doesn't happen to your kids one day, because karma can be a bitch.
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#96  Edited By sjschmidt93

You could at least put what you're talking about in post... for god sakes.

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#97  Edited By William
@Sanj: Most people don't keep giant balloons in their backyard.
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#98  Edited By s-a-n-JR
@William: 
 
Yeah, because that's the only way kids can go missing.
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#99  Edited By William
@Sanj: Exactly.
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#100  Edited By Willy105

Even though it's scientifically impossible for this to actually happen due to the law of gravity, this could still be a big deal.