One GiantBomb staff member at your bachelors party; who would it be?

Dude, Ryan.  Jeff would wimp out at the first scent of alcohol (and God have mercy on him if it is gin), Brad and Vinny seem way too chill, and Dave would probably get out of hand, take acid, and catch himself on fire or something.

I'd either go with somebody with big enough moobies that I can pretend they're a girl, or send them to my fiancee's bachelorette party, leaving them confused as to why a grizzly bear came into their home, yelled "I'm about to drop the bomb on this party!", and started stripping to techno music.

" Dude, Ryan.  Jeff would wimp out at the first scent of alcohol (and God have mercy on him if it is gin), Brad and Vinny seem way too chill, and Dave would probably get out of hand, take acid, and catch himself on fire or something. "

Brad. You saw how he got with that one lady in the Bioshock 2 video. Come on man.
 
That voice, those sideburns, I'm sure he attracts a lot of women.
 
I don't know much about bachelor parties, but didn't Vinny just get married?

All or none I say.

Vinny.

Vinny. And it looks like I am not alone!

"Dave would probably get out of hand, take acid, and catch himself on fire or something. "

" All or none I say. "

Theres always plenty of love for Vinny.

" @guiseppe said:

" All or none I say. "

this, but i would probably have to choose Dave. he would do some insane shit and probably set the place on fire  "

Vinny for sure. How can you go wrong with this: 
 
  

Vinny.

None... Having strangers at your bachelor party is just akward.

Dave. Definitely would have to be Dave.

Drew.

They're all great in their own way but I think I have to say Jeff. He's just an awesome guy.

Jeff no question.

F. All of them.

Hey, wait a minute!  I just noticed that Drew isn't even on the list!  WHAT GIVES?!

" Hey, wait a minute!  I just noticed that Drew isn't even on the list!  WHAT GIVES?! "

Only one? Are you actually asking me to choose JUST ONE? I won't do it! I won't settle for anything less than every last one of them.

Dave would probably get out of hand, take acid, and catch himself on fire or something. "

Dave would probably get out of hand, take acid, and catch himself on fire or something.  

 
hard to say.  
 
Jeff seems like hed be the most fun to have around.  
 
Brad is kinda one of quit ones that could be a mega party animal in disguise.  
 
Vinny will probaly get drunk adn start rambling on about DBZ or something.  
 
Ryan could probaly handle the most drink.

Vinny clearly

They are all attached so you invite one and they will all show up. And maybe Alex Navarro too!

Jeff.
 
Dude knows how to party.

On a stag night (im assuming that is what is being asked) id rather have Jeff. Youd never have a dull moment with him there.
 
Id rather sit down and talk with Brad though. He seems the most 'stable'.

Dave of course.

Vinny, so we could go sit in the corner and play Persona 4.

I wanted to say Jeff but Dave would be cool.

Alex Navarro too! "

None of them would be awkward for both parties.

These threads are fucking creepy.

Brad all the way.
 

" Dave would probably get out of hand, take acid, and catch himself on fire or something. "

" Vinny for sure. How can you go wrong with this: 
 
  

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shit, fine, damnit! 
vinny is now the best choice 

Brad :D for various reasons.

" F. All of them. "

vinny cause were both from long island, and long islanders know how to party

Dave has a lumberjack beard, he wins.

" @InTheEnd said:

" F. All of them. "

That's not a very nice thing to say.  "

If anyone chooses someone other then Vinny, they've chosen unwisely.