Review a game in 5 words.

Shadowrun: it is a good game

 Anno 2070

Evochron Mercenary: Let's call it Freelancer 2

Stranglehold

Shoot dudes in the eye.

Might and Magic: Clash of Heroes
Why are you so hard?

Max Payne 2: The Fall of Max Payne

More Bullet Time than before.

Skyrim

Didn't finish it; no time.

@GilbertMordinAndSullivan said:

@Sweep said:

" @GilbertMordinAndSullivan said:

" Humor can be fun! "

Take a bath, hippy!

Screw you, Mom! I'll never bathe again! And I'mma grow my hair out and start listening to rock and/or roll!

plz dont listen to a rock roll

DARK SOULS

fuck me, im dead again

Final Fantasy XIII-2

Why should I care anymore?

Before JRPG and FF fans flame me, I've played every game in the main series, including XI. The battle system, world, and characters are all terrible. This comes from a die hard fan. The series is now a husk of its former self.

@Kandycane2029: a response to yours!

Final Fantasy XIII-2

Funny, engaging, time travel kupo!

here's another that no one has actually played besides pepsiman

Analogue: A Hate Story

Space Koreans are inbred assholes

Katawa Shoujo

Suffering. Happiness. Frustration. Truth. Joy.

Been playing some video games!

Dues Ex: Human Revolution - The Missing Link

You boys like back-trackin'?!

Rune Factory 3

My Fantasy Waifu Loves Sheep

RAGE

Pop-Rockets = Your argument invalidated

SWTOR: Wins warzone. Doesn't get credit.

Superman64 - This game could be better.

@Ghostin said:

Superman64 - This game could be better.

Understatement of a lifetime, son.

Saints Row the Third: You should play Saints Row.

L.A. Noire

You are lying! Oh, sorry.

Bulletstorm

BANG! Fuck! Shit! Dick-tits! BANG!

Star Wars The Old Republic:

Luke: I am your father!

Catherine

Boktai: The Sun is in Your Hands

It's just that fucking good.

Battlefield 3: Crazy shit at all times.

Team Fortress 2

The game that keeps giving.

Deus Ex: Human Revolution: 

Super Mario World

Mushrooms, Pipes, Flying in Clouds.

@Von:

Duke Nukem Forever:

"Pork Chop Sandwiches, heh heh."

Legend of Zelda - greatest game of all time

Stalker series: Sometimes I finish first mission!

Singularity: Time travel, guns, infinity gauntlet.

Dead Rising 2 OTR: Forget Story, you want Sandbox.

Castlevania: LOS: Too many mechanics, weak attacks.

Metal Gear Solid 2

La Li Lu Le Lo

Batman Arkham City:

Dead parents make Batman sad.

Skyrim: Oh so many burial mounds

Rayman Origins: The most Underappreciated game ever

Persona 4

The King's word is absolute.

Saints Row: The Third

You should play this game.

Resident Evil:

Master of unlocking.

Herbs.

Jill.

Fallout 3

Fucking badasses play this game.

@aurahack said:

Amnesia

Fuck, now I can't sleep.

Borderlands

Okay just one more quest.

Fuck. That is pretty much the experience i had with both those games.

Saints Row 3: Did that just happen..really?

Dead Rising 2: Weapons! Killing zombies! Fucking timer.

Skyrim: Dragon! That was a dragon?

Fairytale Fights: Hi camera! Im over here!

Battlefield 3: Helicopter, camper, die, spawn, tank.

Rock of Ages: Rock rolling down hill. Repeat.

God Hand

Stomp dudes crotches, spank women.

Twisted Metal

Realistic physics? Are you insane?

Counter Strike: Source

Shoot dudes in the face.

Team Fortress 2

Shoot dudes in the hat.

Soul Calibur V

Malfested are a serious problem

Super Meat Boy - Fuck the kids levels man.

Lord of the Rings: War in the North

Good gameplay. Story is weak.

X-Men Origins: Wolverine

Leap, cut, slash, finisher, repeat.

Ocarina of Time: Possibly the best game ever.

Rayman Origins: Sent out to die needlessly.

Assassin's Creed 2: uh, uh, uh, uh, uh!

The 3rd Birthday

Look at that shower scene!

DCS: Black Shark

Button pushing and button pushing.

Super Meat Boy

"Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck."

Catherine

Yum, huh?, strategy, BOING!, indie

Deadly Premonition: F. K. in the Coffee.