Batman: Arkham City: Holy Shit! A Fucking Shark!
Saints Row The Third: Proof Video Games Are Art.
Dead Island: Great Zombie Bashing. Lousy Story.
Super Mario Land 3D: Justified My Purchase Of 3DS
Review a game in 5 words.
Civilization V
10 hours? One more turn!
Skyrim
What is that shiny thing?
Mass Effect
Shepard. Wrex. Shepard. Wrex. Shepard.
Halo Anniversary
Man, that gun sounds powerful.
Ultimate Marvel vs. Capcom 3
Foot Dive! Foot Dive! Unacceptable!
Professor Layton and the Last Specter
Word problems and bittersweet endings
Assassin's Creed Brotherhood
Works great until it doesn't
Noby Noby Boy
The fuck is thisshit?
Enviro-Bear 2000: Operation: Hibernation
I.. ugh.. um.. don't even
Sonic Generations
Same ol' problems, different skins.
Skyrim
Sun's up. In real life.
Earthbound
Cthulhu mythos via whimsical cuteness.
Killzone 3
Rico, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
Works like this too:
Killzone 2
Rico, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?:P
Dark Messiah of Might and Magic
Stab dudes in the face.
Assassin's Creed 2
Stab dudes in the face.
Assassin's Creed Brotherhood
Stab dudes in the face.
Assassin's Creed Revelations
Stab dudes in the face.
The Chronicles of Riddick: Escape from Buther Bay
Stab dudes in the neck.
I wanna be the guy
Die until you rage quit
Saints Row the third
Less gangsta more fever dream
Chromehounds
Crippled without its multiplayer server
Binding of Issac
Wait, its about what!? Eww.
Need for Speed the Run
Completed before leaving the store
Star Wars The Old Republic
Cat teeth, really? CAT TEETH?
@EvilKatarn said:
Dark Messiah of Might and Magic
Stab dudes in the face.
Assassin's Creed 2
Stab dudes in the face.
Assassin's Creed Brotherhood
Stab dudes in the face.
Assassin's Creed Revelations
Stab dudes in the face.
The Chronicles of Riddick: Escape from Buther Bay
Stab dudes in the neck.
Shank Style.
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