Review a game in 5 words.

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#301  Edited By management
@HaltIamReptar said:
" @BeachThunder said:
" @HaltIamReptar said:
" @GetEveryone said:
" @Landon said:

" @HaltIamReptar said:

" @GetEveryone said:

" @Landon said:

" @HaltIamReptar said:

" @Landon said:
" @Management said:
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Marvel vs Capcom 3

 Crazier than Super Street Fighter 4

"
This is 6 words. "
4 is a number. "
If you can speak 4, then it is a word. "
The court rules in Landon's favour. "
So, numbers that are so large that a phonetic description is not attached are most definitely not words, then? "
If you can't write it down, then it's not a word. If you can't call it something, it's not a word. I thought this was something we learn as children. 4 is the word we use to say how many of something there are. Otherwise we would have to hold up our fingers to each other. "
10 to the power 10 to the power 10 to the power 10 isn't a word, even if we were to read it aloud: it is a description. Something as large as, eg. 1 googolplex and 50 can be described, but it is a series of words comprising a description. Four is still a word.  I hope my reasoning is clear and substantial.  Edit: If it isn't clear, the court still rules in Landon's favour. "
4 is most certainly not in any dictionary I know of, but four is.  4 is a symbol representing a number and four is a word.  I thought I was being pretty clear. "
HerpaDerpDerpDerpDerp. "
Wikipedia and internet dictionaries that refer to "four" but not "4".  You got me? "
According to those online dictionaries it is pretty clear that 4 is a symbol representing the word four, which means that 4 is not a word but a symbol. 
 
Also, my 5 word review got a lot more attention than I thought it would.
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#302  Edited By s-a-n-JR

iam the real sanj

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#303  Edited By Sayishere

final fantasy 13
 
very very annoying boss fights

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#304  Edited By JoeMarsden

Grim Fandango

A world like no other.
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@Management: As soon as you utter '4', it goes from a numerical symbol, to a numerical name. Therefore, it is a word. 
 
Unless you don't speak it... 
 
Edit: Reading would count as 'speaking', as we tend to vocalize read lines in our heads. 
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#306  Edited By tim_the_corsair

Bayonetta: So Japanese I died inside.

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#307  Edited By wolf_blitzer85

Super Meat Boy

 
You'll chop your dick off.
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#308  Edited By MattyFTM  Moderator

Pokemon Black/White

▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓ ▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓    
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#309  Edited By Soap

Bulletstorm

 
Dude bro bro dude bro!
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#310  Edited By Hizang

Banjo-Kazooie 
 
Collecting Random Crap Hella Fun!
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#311  Edited By LeYcH

Call of Duty Black Ops

 
Herp Derp Herp Durp Herp 
 

Fifa 11

Press X, Press X, Repeat
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#312  Edited By Kazona

Dragon Age: 

The best since Baldur's Gate 
 

Neverwinter Nights 2:  

Slow start, but awesome end. 
 

Prince of Persia (2008) 

An easy but enjoyable journey 
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#313  Edited By Slaker117
@MattyFTM said:
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Pokemon Black/White

▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓ ▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓     "
Fuck, I came here to make that joke.
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#314  Edited By DeckardLee
@Ne0teric:  It's called a joke :D
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#315  Edited By TheBlackPigeon
CONDEMNED: CRIMINAL ORIGINS
 
Agent participates in Bum Fights.
 
DOOM
 
Rip and tear huge guts.
 
FORZA MOTORSPORT 3
 
Download decals of naked women. 
 
YAKUZA 3
 
Where are the hostess clubs?
 
RESIDENT EVIL 5
 
Press X to punch boulder.
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#316  Edited By mnzy

Bayonetta

Smack god with body hair.
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#317  Edited By Bismarck

Warhammer 40,000: Dawn of War /WA/DC/SS/2/Chaos Rising/Retribution

 
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
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@melcene said:
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Rock Band 1/2 

I Finally Get To Sing! 
   

Dragon Age: Origins 

Bioware Makes Gamer Girls Swoon 
 

Borderlands 

Something to play with husband
 

Perfect Dark (remake in XBLA) 

Recaptures the fun of original 
  

Modern Warfare 2 

Gets husband outta my hair 
 

Guitar Hero: Warriors of Rock

 
Guitar Hero plus quest mode 
 

World of Warcraft 

Level, Spec, Raid, Gearscore, Gearscore. "
you make terrible reviews. can't agree with one.
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#319  Edited By PatriotsAreGod

DEMON'S SOULS:
 
I just threw my controller.

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#320  Edited By wealllikepie

Killzone 3
Pretty much more killzone 2
 
S.T.A.L.K.E.R.
G.R.E.A.T.
 
Gran Turismo 5
Like Forza but more mediocre
 
i can keep going...

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#321  Edited By MattyFTM  Moderator
@Slaker117 said:
" @MattyFTM said:
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Pokemon Black/White

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Fuck, I came here to make that joke. "
I was surprised someone didn't beat me to it. It's such an obvious joke.
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#322  Edited By TheBlackPigeon
AMNESIA: THE DARK DESCENT
 
I PAUSED IT I SHUSTEEDUS! ; _ ;
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#323  Edited By JaroLeman

Dead Space 2

 
Upgrades, undead aliens  and carnage.
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#324  Edited By TheBlackPigeon
@PatriotsAreGod: 
 
Controller?
 
I just threw my television.
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#325  Edited By Gizmo

LittleBigPlanet 2 
 
Floaty ass, custom content fun

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#327  Edited By carlthenimrod

Streets of Rage 2

 
Eat turkeys from garbage cans.
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#328  Edited By dbz1995
@carlthenimrod said:

"

Streets of Rage 2

 Eat turkeys from garbage cans. "
Heh, that was pretty good. 
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#329  Edited By TobbRobb
@dbz1995:@dbz1995 said:

Surfing Ninja equals Instant Win "

I'd like to agree with you, buuuuut.  http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0108258/
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#330  Edited By WickedFather

Mass Effect 2

Open your eyes.  It's average

KOTOR

Without star wars you're worthless

Stacking

An inside, inside, inside job

Alan Wake

- those batteries, who made them?

God of War

Why so serious, skirt man?
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#331  Edited By PatriotsAreGod
@TheBlackPigeon said:
" @PatriotsAreGod: 
 
Controller?
 
I just threw my television. "
Nice.
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#332  Edited By TheDudeOfGaming

@WickedFather said:

"

Mass Effect 2

Open your eyes.  It's average
 
 Yes,yes,kudos to you good sir.

Mass Effect 2

 
It sucks compared to first.
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#333  Edited By TheBlackPigeon
CALL OF JUAREZ:
 
Killah Priest shoots many outlaws.
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#334  Edited By Slaker117

Mass Effect 2

 
Fuck haters, it's pretty awesome.
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#335  Edited By sweep  Moderator

Skyrim

Get quest. Walk opposite direction.

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#336  Edited By zeforgotten

Starcraft 2

Gotta Mass Up My Void-Rays(I cheated with Void Rays, suck it)
 
 

Batman: Arkham City

 
City Is Bigger Than Asylum
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#337  Edited By imsh_pl

Amnesia: the Dark Descent

A bag of Milky Ways

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#338  Edited By championfetus

Final Fantasy X

HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW!

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#339  Edited By Dagbiker

Professor Layton

God Damn Match Stick Puzzles.

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#340  Edited By crusader8463

Not only a necro post but a necro post of a spam thread made by a mod. Nifty.

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@GilbertMordinAndSullivan said:

Mass Effect 2

"Shepherd."
"That's all for now."

Rock Band

OKAY BUT I'M ON DRUMS

ico

The only good escort mission.

Enslaved:

The other good escort mission.

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#342  Edited By Deleth

Minecraft

Seriously F**** Enderman and Hunger.

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#343  Edited By Dagbiker

Dead Rising

Have'nt I Done This Before?

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#344  Edited By AhmadMetallic
@ZeForgotten said:

Batman: Arkham City

 City Is Bigger Than Asylum
Splendid!
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Skyward Sword

Do not just fucking waggle!

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#346  Edited By Karl_Boss

Feda: The Emblem of Justice

Shining Force for Super Nintendo.

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#347  Edited By DeeGee

Saints Row: The Third

You should play Saints Row.

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#348  Edited By TonyBlue87

@DeeGee said:

Saints Row: The Third

You should play Saints Row.

Perfect! Close this thread!

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#349  Edited By Ravenlight

Team Fortress 2

Need a dispenser here! [repeat]

TESV: Skyrim

Dragon, dragon, dragon, backwards dragon.

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#350  Edited By Dalai

The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword

I believe I can fly.