So apparently Jeff Gerstmann is a "crap reviewer"...

What the fuck is Xentax? Anyway, I played Duke Nukem Forever for about six hours and Jeff was right. That game is fucking boring. Everything that happens when Duke's mouth is closed sucks major donkey balls.

The obvious thing to do now is demand that all those crap reviewers be fired, including Jeff. It is unfortunate, but because they generated a score they felt accurately reflected their opinion of the game, and because that score was lower than what xentax believed the game should have scored, those reviewers do not deserve to work in the gaming media business. A huge thanks to xentax for conducting this study and weeding all of the horrible reviewers out. Otherwise we would have to go on for the rest of our lives reading reviews that are only used to attract attention to each reviewers respective site.

1. That site is super sketch.

2. That guy thinks reviewers should be objective when that is not what we want here.

3. The fact that they closed comments tells me he knew the shit storm he was going to start and it was all just for hits, the exact thing he was attacking the reviewers he highlighted for.

Congratulations on being an ignorant hypocritical writer. Also, he wrote in the third person and introduced himself unless he is credited for writing a part of that article that he did not so..he might be clinically insane. It was a good laugh though.

A good journalists always critics other journalist's work in a public arena.

@BoG said:

Ha ha ha, his whole blog is based on the assertion that there is an objective way to critique a video game. Oh, that was a good little giggle.

But isn't there at least something approaching an objective way to critique games?

It's an ign fanboy probably because  he didn't list ign

You will never find someone who cares about what this guy has to say.

i definitely care about what Xentax says

...at least that's what Xentax.com says:
 
 And as you can see Jeff isn't the only one he thinks is "crap".   All of this over Duke Nukem Forever reviews.  This guy must really like Duke.

Mr. Mouse or whoever wrote that article was obviously a Duke fanboy, didn't seem to read any of the reviews, just did some statistics and cut off those that were below his desired threshold.  

@EuanDewar said:

You will never find someone who cares about what this guy has to say.

Seriously. Part of that guys argument is that the reviewers are crap because they DIDN'T AGREE WITH HIM.

Never heard of the site. Guy sounds like a loser. I like pie. The End.

@Venatio said:

Xentax.com?

you know, that big website that really matters... oh wait

Don't really care what other blogs that nobody has really heard of has to type. Plus metacritic is a joke after all the spammed fake review scores.

Fuck.

Who gives a shit. 

I'm confused.

Is this thread about Jeff Gerstmann or Dr. Mike W. Zuurman A.K.A. Mr. Mouse

http://www.xentax.com/html/zuurmancv.html

Also as far as Xentax goes, it's about reverse engineering game file formats as can be seen here:

http://forum.xentax.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=6860

PS,

Check out Mr. Mouse's "interesting" review of Rage (which, for the record, I don't entirely agree with)

1. Who?

So...do you wanna...you know...do you wanna find this guy?...'n get 'em?

'Mr. Mouse' is an idiot. Scores are such a small part of the review. Read the rationale for the review, not just the final score. This guy not only is an idiot he's an idiot with too much time on his hands.

I'm not sure if this guy knows how Metacritic works.

For there to be an average, there must be some reviews below and some over the median. Calling out people based on a scale that they have themselves generated seems...

foolish.

Edit: Wait this is 4 months old. I've probably said this already!

I just love the way he felt the need to add a watermark (that's not even faded) to his home-made list like everyone was going to steal it.

Thus, we have now exposed the following reviewers who should be branded INCOMPETENT LIARS for the rest of their lives whenever we hear them say anything about games in general.

I laughed so hard

I'm confused.

Is this thread about Jeff Gerstmann or Dr. Mike W. Zuurman A.K.A. Mr. Mouse

http://www.xentax.com/html/zuurmancv.html

Also as far as Xentax goes, it's about reverse engineering game file formats as can be seen here:

http://forum.xentax.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=6860

PS,

Check out Mr. Mouse's "interesting" review of Rage (which, for the record, I don't entirely agree with)

I have a dark secret to share:

Xentax has been my favourite destination for games for months.

Xentax sounds like what I would see on a flashing ad selling fake pills.