The Giant Bomb Quoter

"You know what CBS stands for? Fuck Ryan Davis." -Jeff in the BLLSL 3

"I think that's an HR violation." -Jeff in the BLLSL 3

"We are going to finally, I think, destroy Brad Shoemaker over the course of the day." -Jeff in the BLLSL 3

This is amazing.

"Alright, yep, that texture over there's terrible. Alright, later!" -Jeff in the DP ER

"I found the opening credits over here!" -Jeff in the DP ER

"I have a SWERY keyboard." -Vinny in the DP ER

"PrettyPolygonalLadiesHoldingThingsAndSobbing.com" -Jeff in the DP ER

"I'd hang up if someone tried to break down Tom and Jerry for me, too." -Jeff in the DP ER

"Fuse box comma, girl, let me at your." -Jeff in the DP ER

"What are you, a comedian?" - Vinny Caravella

"I think she's pregnant." - Dave Snider

"DiNozzo, more like...di -- dick." - Brad Shoemaker

"Goddamnit, Mary! Go back in the bus!" - Vinny Caravella

"Ryan, I'm a man." - Jeff Gerstmann

"Everyone just be fucking cool." - Ryan Davis

:)

From last week's bombcast:

"I've just learned to accept occasional bouts of fucked up mouth." - Jeff Gerstmann

I almost just spit up soda.

I know if I were gonna fling shit at somebody, I would want to do the shitting part privately, and then step out with a hand fulla action.
- Jeff Gerstmann

"I like to kill people" -Will Smith, TNT 02/10/11

got a few:

Well THAT'S WHAT I'M WORRIED ABOUT! hey, you know what? You're right, I SHOULDN'T worry about scorpions, but THERE YOU GO! -jeff

8-07-12

I'm going to no scope these crops! -ryan (farm simulator 2013)

10-23-12

Your Kid looks just like you and your kid is smoking' hot -jeff

6-26-12

OHHHHHHHHH, DOWN!!-jeff (after realizing what phoenix down meant)

3-09-2010

@Breadfan said:

I almost just spit up soda.

I know if I were gonna fling shit at somebody, I would want to do the shitting part privately, and then step out with a hand fulla action.
- Jeff Gerstmann

Jeff "Hand Fulla Action" Gerstmann.

"Vinny Caravella knows all about peein' in bathtubs!" - Ryan Davis on a bombcast a few months ago.

ahahahah there are some amazing quotes there, man if this was one of the banners at the top of the new site I wouldn't ever need to explain this site to anyone EVER

"Quality Under Batman... Uh... E puribus unum." -Vinny in the QUBE QL

"Is that a butt in the corner? ...Oh, three. Got it." -Vinny in the Cherry Tree QL

"Can you go be a cop? Can you go study at the cop... house?" -Vinny in the Cherry Tree QL

This might be the single greatest thing I've ever seen.

Man this thing is fucking awesome. Great work.

"I can break stuff without magic, so you're not so fucking special." -Ryan in The Dark Eye: Chains of Satinav QL

"I always fall out of your pocket and onto the subway tracks then get lodged in your neck." -Vinny in The Dark Eye: Chains of Satinav QL

"Infinite brodies." -Jeff in the Killzone 3 TNT

oh god I can't breathe

@michaeldim said:

"Quality Under Batman... Uh... E puribus unum." -Vinny in the QUBE QL

"Is that a butt in the corner? ...Oh, three. Got it." -Vinny in the Cherry Tree QL

"Can you go be a cop? Can you go study at the cop... house?" -Vinny in the Cherry Tree QL

The Cop house part was amazing.

" Let's learn from the master, let's watch the pro do it.. Wooooooooo!" - Vinny and Brad, Ravaged QL. One of the best quicklooks to date.

"My hand has stopped! My HAND! HELP! CALL THE HAND POLICE!" -Jeff in the P4 ER 108

"They all have made interesting clothing choices. That's a lot of double-sided tape." - Vinny

"Really, you tickle the girls while you're loading? Load again." - Vinny

"She only talks when I touch her." - Jeff

"No one really looks me in the eye anymore, I can't imagine why." - Jeff

All from Quick Look: Otomedius Excellent.

By the way, can anyone remember the name of that anime side-scrolling shooter with a Christmas theme that had a cast of like 6 underage girls to choose from? That Quick Look is probably full of gold.

Who's riding who now Mario? I'm sick and tired of being your bottom! - Ryan Davis

"Let's get that Wii in the Internet Hot-tub!" -Jeff in the Wii U stream.

"Here is a man burning alive on a Nintendo console." -Jeff in the Wii U stream.

dude this is great! fine work and welcome to the site.

I absolutely love this! It reminded me why I love this site so much; great users and a hilarious crew.

Sorry about the wait, I've been a bit busy. Quotes are now updated! Thank you all for the continued support and suggestions. I'm really enjoying reading everything :)

"Donuts got did." -Ryan in the 10-30-2012 bombcast

"They're made out of trophy." -Ryan in the Wii U Stream

"I've got eggs crawling out of my egghole." - Jeff during his live stream of Funky Barn.

"Maybe if I rub it I can make it bigger" - Jeff (from Funky Barn live stream)

"Sad girls are the prettiest" - Jeff

This needs to be some form of screensaver...

@Thompson820 said:

"They all have made interesting clothing choices. That's a lot of double-sided tape." - Vinny

"Really, you tickle the girls while you're loading? Load again." - Vinny

"She only talks when I touch her." - Jeff

"No one really looks me in the eye anymore, I can't imagine why." - Jeff

All from Quick Look: Otomedius Excellent.

By the way, can anyone remember the name of that anime side-scrolling shooter with a Christmas theme that had a cast of like 6 underage girls to choose from? That Quick Look is probably full of gold.

You left out the best one, man!

Vinny "You don't dress like that, and then when somebody punches you in the nipple get all modest."

Unless that's already in there, in which case, never mind! And man I really want to see that other quick look you mentioned...

" Once you go black console you'll never go back console" -Jeff.

"I like it when they eat the trophies." -Jeff in the Wii U stream.

Don't worry buddy, I've got your number! We'll hook you up with all sorts of girls! Ah, it's a great time in here! Just think of it and it'll come true! Like blonds? Done! Redheads? You got it! That chick from Little Mermaid? She's all sorts of weird! - Vinny in The Power of Illusion QL. How the hell he made this up because Jiminy Cricket was on the screen is beyond me, but it cracked me up beyond belief.

@BSw said:

That chick from Little Mermaid? She's all sorts of weird! - Vinny in The Power of Illusion QL.

This is all you really need.

I sorta wanna read these off to somesort of beat.

It's like getting raped in the mouth by Hitler.

Ryan: I think we are the last generation that grew up with the monoculture.

Vinny: You mean that kissing disease.

Absolutely brilliant. Thank you sir.

These are pretty great!

Don't know if it's in there but "cunt" -Vinny should be in.

@Thompson820 said:

By the way, can anyone remember the name of that anime side-scrolling shooter with a Christmas theme that had a cast of like 6 underage girls to choose from? That Quick Look is probably full of gold.

@pyromagnestir: That game is Deathsmiles IIX: Makai no Merry Christmas . http://www.giantbomb.com/quick-look-deathsmiles-2x/17-4158/

They also did a quick look of the original Deathsmiles. http://www.giantbomb.com/quick-look-deathsmiles/17-3108/

@TopSteer said:

@Thompson820 said:

By the way, can anyone remember the name of that anime side-scrolling shooter with a Christmas theme that had a cast of like 6 underage girls to choose from? That Quick Look is probably full of gold.

@pyromagnestir: That game is Deathsmiles IIX: Makai no Merry Christmas . http://www.giantbomb.com/quick-look-deathsmiles-2x/17-4158/

They also did a quick look of the original Deathsmiles. http://www.giantbomb.com/quick-look-deathsmiles/17-3108/

Jeff and Vinny in a Christmas game quick look with some pedo undertones? Christmas came early this year!

"Fuck your throat" -Ryan Davis (Rouge Warrior Quick Look)

Let's grant Satan a bunch of power while we're at it. I mean, really, what's the worst that could happen?! - Jeff P4 ER. Might be an ok one.

This is awesome.

Also, the occasional 2 or 3 in a row that seem to perfectly line up are blowing my mind.

Vinny says "something about oatmeal" (don't quite remember the quote) followed by

"From the fine makers of cunt." - Vinny

i really hope this is regularly maintained, because some great shit happens every week on these podcasts. there was some good stuff today that i forgot to write down

Unfortunatly those DeathSmiles Quick Looks only really turned up one usable quote:

"All's fair in child love and war... your honor." - Jeff Gerstmann

Still, it's a pretty good one.

FUCKING LOVE THIS, lol, instant bookmarkt and just letting it run in one browser to peek at from time to time XD

That's incredible. I'll be posting a lot of these in the Mii Verse. "Dear Bowser: Cunt." OK maybe not cunt.