#151 Edited by michaeldim (83 posts) -

"You know what CBS stands for? Fuck Ryan Davis." -Jeff in the BLLSL 3

"I think that's an HR violation." -Jeff in the BLLSL 3

"We are going to finally, I think, destroy Brad Shoemaker over the course of the day." -Jeff in the BLLSL 3

#152 Posted by Sploder (917 posts) -

This is amazing.

#153 Edited by michaeldim (83 posts) -

"Alright, yep, that texture over there's terrible. Alright, later!" -Jeff in the DP ER

"I found the opening credits over here!" -Jeff in the DP ER

"I have a SWERY keyboard." -Vinny in the DP ER

"PrettyPolygonalLadiesHoldingThingsAndSobbing.com" -Jeff in the DP ER

"I'd hang up if someone tried to break down Tom and Jerry for me, too." -Jeff in the DP ER

"Fuse box comma, girl, let me at your." -Jeff in the DP ER

#154 Posted by asian_pride (1654 posts) -

"What are you, a comedian?" - Vinny Caravella

"I think she's pregnant." - Dave Snider

"DiNozzo, more like...di -- dick." - Brad Shoemaker

"Goddamnit, Mary! Go back in the bus!" - Vinny Caravella

"Ryan, I'm a man." - Jeff Gerstmann

"Everyone just be fucking cool." - Ryan Davis

:)

#155 Posted by Lyfeforce (360 posts) -

From last week's bombcast:

"I've just learned to accept occasional bouts of fucked up mouth." - Jeff Gerstmann

#156 Posted by Breadfan (6589 posts) -

I almost just spit up soda.

I know if I were gonna fling shit at somebody, I would want to do the shitting part privately, and then step out with a hand fulla action.
- Jeff Gerstmann
#157 Posted by FoolishChaos (432 posts) -

"I like to kill people" -Will Smith, TNT 02/10/11

#158 Posted by 46464646 (14 posts) -

got a few:

Well THAT'S WHAT I'M WORRIED ABOUT! hey, you know what? You're right, I SHOULDN'T worry about scorpions, but THERE YOU GO! -jeff

8-07-12

I'm going to no scope these crops! -ryan (farm simulator 2013)

10-23-12

Your Kid looks just like you and your kid is smoking' hot -jeff

6-26-12

OHHHHHHHHH, DOWN!!-jeff (after realizing what phoenix down meant)

3-09-2010

#159 Posted by DJJoeJoe (1321 posts) -

@Breadfan said:

I almost just spit up soda.

I know if I were gonna fling shit at somebody, I would want to do the shitting part privately, and then step out with a hand fulla action.
- Jeff Gerstmann

Jeff "Hand Fulla Action" Gerstmann.

#160 Posted by JackSukeru (5906 posts) -

"Vinny Caravella knows all about peein' in bathtubs!" - Ryan Davis on a bombcast a few months ago.

#161 Posted by baldgye (756 posts) -

ahahahah there are some amazing quotes there, man if this was one of the banners at the top of the new site I wouldn't ever need to explain this site to anyone EVER

#162 Edited by michaeldim (83 posts) -

"Quality Under Batman... Uh... E puribus unum." -Vinny in the QUBE QL

"Is that a butt in the corner? ...Oh, three. Got it." -Vinny in the Cherry Tree QL

"Can you go be a cop? Can you go study at the cop... house?" -Vinny in the Cherry Tree QL

#163 Posted by gla55jAw (2687 posts) -

This might be the single greatest thing I've ever seen.

#164 Posted by Mahonay (828 posts) -

Man this thing is fucking awesome. Great work.

#165 Posted by michaeldim (83 posts) -

"I can break stuff without magic, so you're not so fucking special." -Ryan in The Dark Eye: Chains of Satinav QL

"I always fall out of your pocket and onto the subway tracks then get lodged in your neck." -Vinny in The Dark Eye: Chains of Satinav QL

"Infinite brodies." -Jeff in the Killzone 3 TNT

#166 Posted by F12 (7 posts) -

oh god I can't breathe

#167 Edited by Ravelle (1198 posts) -

@michaeldim said:

"Quality Under Batman... Uh... E puribus unum." -Vinny in the QUBE QL

"Is that a butt in the corner? ...Oh, three. Got it." -Vinny in the Cherry Tree QL

"Can you go be a cop? Can you go study at the cop... house?" -Vinny in the Cherry Tree QL

The Cop house part was amazing.

" Let's learn from the master, let's watch the pro do it.. Wooooooooo!" - Vinny and Brad, Ravaged QL. One of the best quicklooks to date.

#168 Posted by michaeldim (83 posts) -

"My hand has stopped! My HAND! HELP! CALL THE HAND POLICE!" -Jeff in the P4 ER 108

#169 Posted by Thompson820 (410 posts) -

"They all have made interesting clothing choices. That's a lot of double-sided tape." - Vinny

"Really, you tickle the girls while you're loading? Load again." - Vinny

"She only talks when I touch her." - Jeff

"No one really looks me in the eye anymore, I can't imagine why." - Jeff

All from Quick Look: Otomedius Excellent.

By the way, can anyone remember the name of that anime side-scrolling shooter with a Christmas theme that had a cast of like 6 underage girls to choose from? That Quick Look is probably full of gold.

#170 Posted by wrecks (2217 posts) -

Who's riding who now Mario? I'm sick and tired of being your bottom! - Ryan Davis

#171 Edited by michaeldim (83 posts) -

"Let's get that Wii in the Internet Hot-tub!" -Jeff in the Wii U stream.

"Here is a man burning alive on a Nintendo console." -Jeff in the Wii U stream.

#172 Posted by nightbird (54 posts) -

dude this is great! fine work and welcome to the site.

#173 Posted by Somadude (549 posts) -

I absolutely love this! It reminded me why I love this site so much; great users and a hilarious crew.

#174 Posted by MrLandmaster (26 posts) -

Sorry about the wait, I've been a bit busy. Quotes are now updated! Thank you all for the continued support and suggestions. I'm really enjoying reading everything :)

#175 Edited by michaeldim (83 posts) -

"Donuts got did." -Ryan in the 10-30-2012 bombcast

"They're made out of trophy." -Ryan in the Wii U Stream

#176 Posted by meaninoflife42 (499 posts) -

"I've got eggs crawling out of my egghole." - Jeff during his live stream of Funky Barn.

#177 Posted by Dixavd (1305 posts) -

"Maybe if I rub it I can make it bigger" - Jeff (from Funky Barn live stream)

#178 Posted by dancingpolkabear (203 posts) -

"Sad girls are the prettiest" - Jeff

#179 Posted by yoshisaur (2668 posts) -

This needs to be some form of screensaver...

#180 Posted by pyromagnestir (4253 posts) -

@Thompson820 said:

"They all have made interesting clothing choices. That's a lot of double-sided tape." - Vinny

"Really, you tickle the girls while you're loading? Load again." - Vinny

"She only talks when I touch her." - Jeff

"No one really looks me in the eye anymore, I can't imagine why." - Jeff

All from Quick Look: Otomedius Excellent.

By the way, can anyone remember the name of that anime side-scrolling shooter with a Christmas theme that had a cast of like 6 underage girls to choose from? That Quick Look is probably full of gold.

You left out the best one, man!

Vinny "You don't dress like that, and then when somebody punches you in the nipple get all modest."

Unless that's already in there, in which case, never mind! And man I really want to see that other quick look you mentioned...

#181 Posted by Ravelle (1198 posts) -

" Once you go black console you'll never go back console" -Jeff.

#182 Posted by michaeldim (83 posts) -

"I like it when they eat the trophies." -Jeff in the Wii U stream.

#183 Posted by BSw (249 posts) -

Don't worry buddy, I've got your number! We'll hook you up with all sorts of girls! Ah, it's a great time in here! Just think of it and it'll come true! Like blonds? Done! Redheads? You got it! That chick from Little Mermaid? She's all sorts of weird! - Vinny in The Power of Illusion QL. How the hell he made this up because Jiminy Cricket was on the screen is beyond me, but it cracked me up beyond belief.

#184 Posted by Video_Game_King (36109 posts) -

@BSw said:

That chick from Little Mermaid? She's all sorts of weird! - Vinny in The Power of Illusion QL.

This is all you really need.

#185 Posted by Cogzwell (230 posts) -

I sorta wanna read these off to somesort of beat.

#186 Posted by The_Nubster (2054 posts) -

It's like getting raped in the mouth by Hitler.

#187 Posted by Rasmoss (445 posts) -

Ryan: I think we are the last generation that grew up with the monoculture.

Vinny: You mean that kissing disease.

#188 Posted by namesonkel (414 posts) -

Absolutely brilliant. Thank you sir.

#189 Posted by Claude (16254 posts) -
I did not say: "uh, uh, uh, uh, uh."
- Ryan Davis
#190 Posted by UnsolvedParadox (1862 posts) -

These are pretty great!

#191 Posted by Mr_Skeleton (5138 posts) -

Don't know if it's in there but "cunt" -Vinny should be in.

#192 Posted by TopSteer (640 posts) -
#193 Posted by pyromagnestir (4253 posts) -

@TopSteer said:

@Thompson820 said:

By the way, can anyone remember the name of that anime side-scrolling shooter with a Christmas theme that had a cast of like 6 underage girls to choose from? That Quick Look is probably full of gold.

@pyromagnestir: That game is Deathsmiles IIX: Makai no Merry Christmas . http://www.giantbomb.com/quick-look-deathsmiles-2x/17-4158/

They also did a quick look of the original Deathsmiles. http://www.giantbomb.com/quick-look-deathsmiles/17-3108/

Jeff and Vinny in a Christmas game quick look with some pedo undertones? Christmas came early this year!

#194 Posted by RubberFactory (288 posts) -

"Fuck your throat" -Ryan Davis (Rouge Warrior Quick Look)

#195 Edited by Fat_Magnum (68 posts) -

Let's grant Satan a bunch of power while we're at it. I mean, really, what's the worst that could happen?! - Jeff P4 ER. Might be an ok one.

#196 Posted by Oginam (446 posts) -

This is awesome.

Also, the occasional 2 or 3 in a row that seem to perfectly line up are blowing my mind.

Vinny says "something about oatmeal" (don't quite remember the quote) followed by

"From the fine makers of cunt." - Vinny

#197 Posted by mano521 (1218 posts) -

i really hope this is regularly maintained, because some great shit happens every week on these podcasts. there was some good stuff today that i forgot to write down

#198 Posted by Thompson820 (410 posts) -

Unfortunatly those DeathSmiles Quick Looks only really turned up one usable quote:

"All's fair in child love and war... your honor." - Jeff Gerstmann

Still, it's a pretty good one.

#199 Posted by TrashMustache (451 posts) -

FUCKING LOVE THIS, lol, instant bookmarkt and just letting it run in one browser to peek at from time to time XD

#200 Posted by l4wd0g (1916 posts) -

That's incredible. I'll be posting a lot of these in the Mii Verse. "Dear Bowser: Cunt." OK maybe not cunt.