Vinny needs a new body!

The evil wizard Jeff has been up to his old tricks and something sure looks fucked up! Wearing his enchanted bizarro NOXXAS shirt and waving his Magic Wii Remote™ Jeff has put a spell on Vinny. The Italian Rapscallion was once a buff young-ish man, but now Jeff has left our hero disembodied and disenfranchised.

Help Vinny get a new body through the white magics of Photoshop or GIMP or some other photo manipulation software! EXAMPLE INCOMING...

More like Whinny Caravella, amirite? Now stop badmouthing my bad wordplay and get futzing!

Oh christ, Italian Stallion INDEED

Edit: The Rollerblades make the image for me, I don't know why

And the trend of making creepy threads continues.

I cannot wait to get up tomorrow and see what this thread has become. It's going to be amazing.

I suck at photoshop, but I've got an idea to try out...

*MichaelJacksonPopcorn.gif*

Is it weird that I knew that was Vinny right away?

@N7 said:

Is it weird that I knew that was Vinny right away?

Nope, although it took me awhile. I mean, it could have been an intern.

But when "Wii Remote" took off his shorts, ... yeah "Thats our Vinny!"

Ok, totally half assed and done in about five minutes with very little photoshop skill. Someone feel free to steal this idea and make it not suck.
 

Everything about that wordplay is great.

I like the idea, but if you're going to start a photo shop thread, at least provide some good source material- that picture of Vinny's head is like 50x75.

This is going to be good.

this thread is going to be excellent.  too bad i dont know how to photoshop...

@TehFlan: DON'T START WITH A SHOWSTOPPER, DAMMIT!

(Brilliant work.)

Maaaaan, wish the source image was higher res. Vinny's face would make for a great exploitable, but it's too low res here.

Anyway, here's my entry. Didn't turn out great, but I hope you guys get the idea.

I saw the red kerchief and this is immediately where my mind went 
 

@SuperfluousMoniker said:

Ok, totally half assed and done in about five minutes with very little photoshop skill. Someone feel free to steal this idea and make it not suck.

Man, if there was ever DLC for this game it should be definitely be this!

@Hailinel: Don't worry, I got your back.

^ Awesome.

@bonbolapti: I laughed so much at that image. Bravo, sir!

  OK EVERYONE STAND BACK, LET'S DO THIS!! 
 

You know he was naked. And you know you wanted to see him naked, mmm?

@Deusx said:

@buzz_clik: Another amazing thread, I salute you kind sir.

Don't thank me, thank my lack of sleep!

(Yours are aces, btw.)

@Deusx said:

@buzz_clik: Another amazing thread, I salute you kind sir.

Don't thank me, thank my lack of sleep!

(Yours are aces, btw.)

@TheHT said:

Y'know what I love about this one? It wasn't just enough to have a simple head swap.

No good can come of this.

Come on you guys. I can't believe no one has thought of this yet(It's so obvious!!):

I utilized the "Stupid Shit" folder for this.

@20ozmonkey: That is . . . one of the most disturbing things I've seen in a while.

Haha, good way to end the evening. Great showing everyone. Crazy fucks.

IT HAS BEGUN! (You read this in Shang Tsung voice)

I really loathe anything that involves cruelty towards animals, especially if it's done in the name of "tradition", but that red scarf-thing Vinny's wearing was way too good to pass...

@20ozmonkey said:

I utilized the "Stupid Shit" for this.

Lol this image is scary.

@JoeyRavn said:

I really loathe anything that involves cruelty towards animals, especially if it's done in the name of "tradition", but that red scarf-thing Vinny's wearing was way too good to pass...

Okay thats gotta be the best, correct?

@Deusx said:

OK EVERYONE STAND BACK, LET'S DO THIS!!

This is a work of art. I want this in the Smithsonian.

@TehFlan said:

And we have a winner :)

It might not be a new body for Vinny, but...