What's up with Space Lobster

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#1  Edited By tebbit

I just want a simple explanation as to where all this Space Lobster malark has come from, and what he wants from me. It can't just be on a Giant Bomb ad / t-shirt for no reason, right? RIGHT?!
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#2  Edited By tmthomsen

He has come to capture our children, rape our women and destroy our men. Fear him.

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#3  Edited By Kohe321

It's unwise to make threads about him... It might make him angry.

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#4  Edited By kitsune_conundrum

don't panic, our x-com forces are ready for all lobstermen incursions.

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#5  Edited By LordAndrew

I believe there was another thread on this same topic, where the question was actually answered. If anyone can hunt it down, that would be great.

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#6  Edited By tebbit
@LordAndrew said:
"I believe there was another thread on this same topic, where the question was actually answered. If anyone can hunt it down, that would be great. "

That would be just dandy. I had a bit of a look around but couldn't find anything.
 
Also, sorry Space Lobster. Just remember, this thread is hurting me a lot more than it's hurting you.
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#7  Edited By TwoOneFive

oh man.... you had to go and ask about space lobster didn't you? 
they don't like it when you talk behind their back. 

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#8  Edited By TheMustacheHero
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#9  Edited By Metroid545

now that you brought them up and angered them it looks like the only way to calm their wrath is too buy a space neon lobster shirt, like right now.

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#10  Edited By Lies
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#11  Edited By L33tfella_H
No Caption Provided
Conspiracy x2?
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#12  Edited By ZombieHunterOG
@L33tfella_H said:
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No Caption Provided
Conspiracy x2? "
OH GOD RUSSIAN SPACE LOBSTER IS WATCHING US!!!!!!!!!!!!
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#13  Edited By Osaladin

Space Lobster killed my family and torched my house.

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#14  Edited By buzz_clik
@Lies said:

" @TheMustacheHero said:

" It's from this arcade game right?
 
 http://www.giantbomb.com/schizoid/61-21224/  "
Yeah, it was a bombcast remark about Schizoid if I remember correctly "
 07-08-2008
 
I've already said too much. The rest of my family is already in witness protection because of my dealings with... you-know-who.
 
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go have face-altering plastic surgery.
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#15  Edited By TheGremp

I never listened to that bombcast, yet instantly picked up on the Schizoid reference....  Figured it was obvious. =/

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#16  Edited By jNerd

As everyone has already said it's a Schizoid reference from the 7/8/08 Bombcast.

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#17  Edited By jakob187

The fact that posters have already let out the secret of the Space Lobster has put the entire forum at risk!!! 
 
I'm packing up and moving to Canada.  NO WAIT!  THAT'S A LIE!!!  I know the Space Lobster is watching as we speak... 
 
DAMN YOU, THEMUSTACHEHERO!!!  DAMN YOU FOR LETTING OUT THE SECRET!!!

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#18  Edited By ZombiePie
@jakob187: NO GOD DAMMIT! We have let Neon Space Lobster bully us for far too long! This is where we make our stand! BRING IT ON!
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#19  Edited By Osaladin
@ZombiePie said:
" @jakob187: NO GOD DAMMIT! We have let Neon Space Lobster bully us for far too long! This is where we make our stand! BRING IT ON! "
We have to unite! We have to... *gurgle gurgle death noises.
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#20  Edited By BackpackKat

 It's Game Over man, GAME OVER!!

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#21  Edited By tebbit
@L33tfella_H said:
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No Caption Provided
Conspiracy x2? "
Just remembered this thread. I would like to note that neither I nor CL60 are Russian Space Lobsters (RSL's). 
 
Well, actually I can't speak for CL60...
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#22  Edited By RHCPfan24
@Tebbit: Oh no you killed CL60 too didn't you!! Get away, the Space Lobsters will kill us all and establish an oppressive, communist state!!! Nice job tricking us into this trap, Tebbit. Your leading enemies were revealed and you are taking them out one by one!! (most recent post)
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#23  Edited By tebbit
@RHCPfan24: Oh he's moving into a new apartment alright. But when he signs the contract, he may find a "Cla(w)use", pertaining to HIS DEATH!!! 
@CL60: How's the cold embrace of the grave treating you? (See above).
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#24  Edited By RHCPfan24
@Tebbit said:
" @RHCPfan24: Oh he's moving into a new apartment alright. But when he signs the contract, he may find a "Cla(w)use", pertaining to HIS DEATH!!! @CL60: How's the cold embrace of the grave treating you? (See above). "
Hahahaha, this conversation is delightfully cheesy.
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#25  Edited By Akeldama
@TMThomsen said:
" He has come to capture our children, rape our women and destroy our men. Fear him. "
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#26  Edited By Oriental_Jams

I dunno, Luchadeer and Brad had a baby or something like that...

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#27  Edited By tebbit
@Oriental_Jams said:

" I dunno, Luchadeer and Brad had a baby or something like that... "

Luchabrad?!
 
@RHCPfan24
said:

" @Tebbit said:

" @RHCPfan24: Oh he's moving into a new apartment alright. But when he signs the contract, he may find a "Cla(w)use", pertaining to HIS DEATH!!! @CL60: How's the cold embrace of the grave treating you? (See above). "
Hahahaha, this conversation is delightfully cheesy. "
And i'm gonna keep bringing it back until it isn't ;)     
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#28  Edited By TwoOneFive
@ZombieHunter said:
" @L33tfella_H said:
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No Caption Provided
Conspiracy x2? "
OH GOD RUSSIAN SPACE LOBSTER IS WATCHING US!!!!!!!!!!!! "
the only thing scarrier than a space lobster is a RUSSIAN SPACE LOBSTER