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#1  Edited By spiceninja

People who look like they just been betrayed? Or perhaps stubbed their toe? Or maybe have just soiled themselves?
 
 

 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!       
 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!       
 AAAAAAAAAAAH! LET'S PLAY SOME GOD DAMN FOOTBALL!!!
 AAAAAAAAAAAH! LET'S PLAY SOME GOD DAMN FOOTBALL!!!
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#2  Edited By zanzibarbreeze

It's about passion.

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#3  Edited By recroulette

Because playing their games is the equivalent to sex according to EA, obviously.

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#4  Edited By iam3green

the box art is "hyping" the game.

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#5  Edited By Mrnitropb

I don't see any ellipsis on the covers? Am I missing something?
 jk
 
Winners like tiger and Tbow. Classy. At least Tim isn't crying.

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#6  Edited By one_2nd

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#7  Edited By JJOR64

What they are really saying is "IT'S OVER 9000!"

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#8  Edited By recroulette

Here's an alternative, here's two random dudes that just wanna kick your ass. And check out that logo!
 

 

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#9  Edited By meteora

 FIFA 11's cover, I think.
 FIFA 11's cover, I think.
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#10  Edited By one_2nd
@Meteora: I'm pretty sure that's temporary because they haven't released who the cover athlete is yet..
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#11  Edited By gingertastic_10

Why not make the cover look awesome to save the disappointment of actually playing the game.

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#13  Edited By Bigandtasty

Yo. I'm shitting on your parade.

Brees looks more paranoid than betrayed.
Brees looks more paranoid than betrayed.

 Durant doesn't have much emotion in this cover.
 Durant doesn't have much emotion in this cover.
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#14  Edited By MysteriousBob
@Binman88: I'M WAYNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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#15  Edited By Belonpopo

NHL 99' best sports game EVAR!

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#16  Edited By illmatic19

 KHANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN   KHANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
 KHANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN   KHANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
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#17  Edited By Xtrememuffinman

They're all EXTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEME!!!!

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#18  Edited By spiceninja
@Binman88 said:

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This is all I can think of when looking at the guy in the middle.
 
 
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#19  Edited By natetodamax

Would you prefer box art where the athlete just stared blankly?

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#20  Edited By CaptainTightPants
@natetodamax said:
" Would you prefer box art where the athlete just started blankly? "
Oh god that would be hilarious so YES!
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#21  Edited By Karmum

I'd imagine they're supposed to be "action shots" of the athlete(s).

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#22  Edited By BeachThunder
@natetodamax said:
" Would you prefer box art where the athlete just started blankly? "

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#23  Edited By Hailinel
@Bigandtasty said:
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 Durant doesn't have much emotion in this cover.
 Durant doesn't have much emotion in this cover.
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That's because he's a soulless automaton, just like everyone else associated with the fake Seattle Sonics.
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#24  Edited By Karmum
@Hailinel:
I guess people in Seattle are still bitter about the SuperSonics (now Thunder) leaving? I dunno if you're in Seattle, though.
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#25  Edited By davidwitten22

It's pretty obvious you don't play, watch, or understand sports.

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#26  Edited By ISuperGamerI

I don't know what you're talking about but I think the covers are sweet.
 
PS: Also, FIFA 09 has one of the best covers.

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#27  Edited By Hailinel
@Karmum said:
" @Hailinel: I guess people in Seattle are still bitter about the SuperSonics (now Thunder) leaving? I dunno if you're in Seattle, though. "
Yes, I live in Seattle, and yeah, there are people here that are still very bitter about their leaving, and justifiably so, given the way that the new team ownership and the league itself basically shit on Seattle as a whole before skipping town.
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#28  Edited By Skytylz
@Binman88 said:
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The guy in the middle could be jerking both those guys off.
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#29  Edited By ISuperGamerI
@Skytylz:  He has a name you know and it's Wayne Rooney lol.
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#30  Edited By spiceninja
@davidwitten22: You've got that right.
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#31  Edited By get2sammyb
@Skytylz: Now I can never unsee it.
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#32  Edited By gamer_152  Moderator

I've always found a lot of this "Fuck yeah, sports!" box art pretty funny.

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#33  Edited By recroulette
@BeachThunder said:
" @natetodamax said:
" Would you prefer box art where the athlete just started blankly? "

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Hahahahaha.
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#34  Edited By Video_Game_King

Actually, Tiger Woods looks like he's in the middle of an orgasm, which makes perfect sense.

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#35  Edited By Synthballs
@PlasmaBeam44: I do believe that is Tiger Woods' "o" face.  
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#36  Edited By bunnyboiler

Tiger Wood's pants look like they're about to burst open.
 
He needs another prostitute.

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#37  Edited By viklanderviking
@Skytylz said:
" @Binman88 said:
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The guy in the middle could be jerking both those guys off. "

Hahaha, holy shit, it TOTALLY does!
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#38  Edited By jasta
@RecSpec said:
" @BeachThunder said:
" @natetodamax said:
" Would you prefer box art where the athlete just started blankly? "

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Hahahahaha. "
His face sums up the sport. There hasint been an EA Cricket game since then either =P
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