Dating Two Girls at Once, Any Tips?

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#51  Edited By DuhQbnSiLo

heres an idea... pick one because it will NEVER work

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#52  Edited By Lazyaza

This thread reminds me of the news story a week or so ago about the guy who got cuffed to a bed and had his penis super-glued to his stomach by three angry women he cheated on. 

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#53  Edited By NinjaHunter
@Sir_Ragnarok said:

" @Vigil: That was a beautiful analogy. Don't sell yourself short on that one.  
 
On that note, though, you need to go with the Water type, next time. Fewer weaknesses, usually high speed rating. Win-Win situation.  
 
EDIT: Second sentence applicable to both life and Pokemon.  "

But what if he likes a good bush.
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#54  Edited By turbomonkey138
@JJOR64: Oh god that anime and game fucked me up . WHY THE FUCK DID SHE CUT HIS HEAD OFFFFFF !!!! 0_o
 
I considered turning gay after i watched it . Then i didn't ... close call though 
 
Oh and  the Op needs to remember what site this is . Hes going to get the normal response eg :
 
@Sir_Ragnarok said:

" Yes.   Do everything you can to arrange a threesome.  "
 

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#55  Edited By Vigil
@Sir_Ragnarok said:
" @Vigil: That was a beautiful analogy. Don't sell yourself short on that one.  
 
On that note, though, you need to go with the Water type, next time. Fewer weaknesses, usually high speed rating. Win-Win situation.  
 
EDIT: Second sentence applicable to both life and Pokemon.  "
This is true, but i can always get a strong water type there's tons of water pokemon. But the pokemon world lacks of good grass pokemon and i can never find a good one especially in the red or blue version.
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#56  Edited By FunExplosions
@Vigil: & @Sir_Ragnarok: 
Pretty damn good idea Vigil. I'll just pick on my own. Actually... hey, there was some good advice on a video game forum.
 
And Idk... grass type? I'm with Ragnarok on this one. I like my Pokemon smooth like Water. And I wasn't given the choice of Charmander this time.
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#57  Edited By turbomonkey138
 
  *shudders*
 
 i did NOT see this coming when i watched it  !
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#58  Edited By W0lfbl1tzers
@turbomonkey138 said:
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  *shudders*   i did NOT see this coming when i watched it  ! "
I hate you for this. It was bad enough when it was a clickable link. But now you I have to see his crazy eyes everytime I come to this thread.
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#59  Edited By turbomonkey138
@W0lfbl1tzers: it can never be unseen
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#60  Edited By FunExplosions
@W0lfbl1tzers: Some scary shit. Confirms my decision to pick one. *Shakes it off* Fuck, it's still there.
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#61  Edited By catpowerd

Lol well this is going to end well

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#62  Edited By FunExplosions

Wow, three pages and it still hasn't turned into a religious/political debate.

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#63  Edited By turbomonkey138
@FunExplosions: what would Jesus do ?
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#64  Edited By Liber

 
GJ Vinny and Jeff , thats what happens when you show GB users that having multiple girlfriends has no penalty !

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What's wrong with dating multiple girls, it's when it gets serious that you have to break it off with one. Just make sure you're upfront with both, and explain that you're seeing other people currently.

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#66  Edited By FunExplosions
@Liber: Sorry, I'm not quite understanding what you're referencing.
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#67  Edited By Damian
@FunExplosions said:
" @Damian said:
" Find out which one you like more and let the other down. If you want tips on how to string two women along, then, sorry, you're being a douche. "
That's pretty much what I'm asking. They gave me their numbers and I just want to see which one I like most before it's too late. I'm not completely heartless, and I don't think you can really love more than one girl at once, so it wouldn't be for any more than a week or two probably. "
Well in that case I got nothin' for ya. I have yet to run into this particular "problem" :P 
 
Good luck, man. This increases your chances of both happiness and misery.
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#68  Edited By turbomonkey138
@FunExplosions:  Endurance run dood . How can you be on giant bomb and not know about it
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#69  Edited By FunExplosions
@turbomonkey138 said:

" @FunExplosions:  Endurance run dood . How can you be on giant bomb and not know about it "

Hah, I've watched a good number of them. But where does having more than one girlfriend come into play?
Edit: ohhhhh Dojima
Edit: or no?
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#70  Edited By JJOR64
@turbomonkey138:@W0lfbl1tzers:@FunExplosions: Well, if you guys like anime, check it out.  You can watch it HERE legally if you guys are interested.
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#71  Edited By W0lfbl1tzers
@FunExplosions said:

" @W0lfbl1tzers: Some scary shit. Confirms my decision to pick one. *Shakes it off* Fuck, it's still there. "

Why did you watch it? Weren't my comments enough to deter from watching the damn thing? It will haunt you when you sleep. Oddly enough, it makes me want to play the game.
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#72  Edited By W0lfbl1tzers
@JJOR64: Thank you kind sir. I have been trying to find some anime that I like. I will give it a shot.
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#73  Edited By JJOR64
@W0lfbl1tzers: Not a problem.   :)
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#74  Edited By FunExplosions
@W0lfbl1tzers:@JJOR64: Think I will, too. Don't usually like anime, but this seems alright.
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#75  Edited By JJOR64
@FunExplosions: It can be boring for some but, glad you are going to check it out.
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#76  Edited By TheGamerFix

Wear a fake moustache and top-hat on one of the dates and then just go normally on the other that way if one of them says hey I think I saw you with some other girl last nigh , or something similar you can just say no that was someone who looked very like me with a moustache. Works ever time,usually for bank robberies but I'm sure it's success will carry over to this as well.
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#77  Edited By FunExplosions
@TheGamerFix said:
" Wear a fake moustache and top-hat on one of the dates and then just go normally on the other that way if one of them says hey I think I saw you with some other girl last nigh , or something similar you can just say no that was someone who looked very like me with a moustache. Works ever time,usually for bank robberies but I'm sure it's success will carry over to this as well. "
Lol, that's awesome.
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#78  Edited By teh_destroyer
@ZeForgotten said:
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  sorry for the bad quality. But it gets the message out there "
awesome movie by the way. 
back on subject, as someone has already said, threesome ftw.
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#79  Edited By lordofultima

Schedule both dates at the same time and place and see what happens, if everything starts to go horribly wrong just play it off as you being confused and secretly homosexual, but you wanted your mother to think otherwise so you brought over multiple women like a stud. This usually works out pretty good.

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#80  Edited By AhmadMetallic

go to Yahoo Answers.. bitches there love this shit, they'll yell at you like theres no tomorrow

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#81  Edited By HitmanAgent47

Dating means going out on dates to see if you like her or not. You can go out with both of them, just not the same time. When you make a commitment, which makes her your girlfriend, then you would have to dump one of them. I honestly wish I was in your position, I get ignored by women all the time, relationships goes nowhere past the getting the phone number stage.

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#82  Edited By killdave

 Rohypnol

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#83  Edited By leky1
@AniMoney said:
" You should try men. "
...
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#84  Edited By natetodamax

Fail

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#85  Edited By leky1
@Jeust said:
" @Akeldama said:
" @FunExplosions said:
" Lol, I'm asking this on a video game website. But I know were not a bunch of drooling nerds like the rest of the world makes us out, so I'll give it a shot. Here's the story. Went to a party, met up with an old friend that I had wanted to ask out for a long-ass time. Never got the chance for multiple reasons. About an hour later, she leaves, then this other girl I kinda knew is all over me. Needless to say I was drunk and I scheduled two dates... kinda on purpose. I of course feel like I should just date one of 'em... but at the same time... I don't. I don't know, any tips? Similar stories?  Hopefully I won't be branded as a douche bag after this post. "
how would you feel if the girl you were dating was secretly dating another dude on the side. Stop being a douche and making it harder for women to trust honest guys like us. "
seconded :p "
thirded XD :P
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#86  Edited By CarpetRemnant

ergh, maybe stop being a tit?
Also maybe stop making things up?

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#87  Edited By leky1

Pee in her drink......shell break up with you then and youll just have one girl without being a jerk...oh wait.....you did just pee in her drink!
@turbomonkey138: what would bush do?what would obama do?what would Mccain do?cuz im not quite sure jesus would be dating two girls at a time XP

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#88  Edited By Kou_Leifoh

I thought this shit thread relates to a dating sim, but now that I've read the OP's post, this thread is even more shitty.
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#89  Edited By vaiz

Pick Chie.
 
Wait, what are we talking about?

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#90  Edited By eric_buck
@Sir_Ragnarok: Beat me to it.
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#91  Edited By ValkyrieGoddess
@Kou_Leifoh said:
" I thought this shit thread relates to a dating sim, but now that I've read the OP's post, this thread is even more shitty. "
You read my mind..... Now i wish i had never entered this sleazy topic.
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#92  Edited By Metroid545
@WilliamRLBaker said:
" I don't know what to tell you (insert every cliched anime male character, which happens be be about 70% of them) when it comes to dating (2,3,5,8) girls at one time. "
8!? Now thats packin dude
 
also yeah pick one and stick with her
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#93  Edited By phlegms

Threesome.

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#94  Edited By StickyMicky

One on your face, one on your knob, and then have them both high five each other = win!

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#95  Edited By zombie2011
@Akeldama said:
" @FunExplosions said:

" Lol, I'm asking this on a video game website. But I know were not a bunch of drooling nerds like the rest of the world makes us out, so I'll give it a shot. Here's the story. Went to a party, met up with an old friend that I had wanted to ask out for a long-ass time. Never got the chance for multiple reasons. About an hour later, she leaves, then this other girl I kinda knew is all over me. Needless to say I was drunk and I scheduled two dates... kinda on purpose. I of course feel like I should just date one of 'em... but at the same time... I don't. I don't know, any tips? Similar stories?  Hopefully I won't be branded as a douche bag after this post. "

you're an idiot "
There is nothing you did wrong your not going out with either of them, so your no cheating on anyone there is no reason to feel guilty about this just go on the dates then decide which one you like more. 
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#96  Edited By c1337us

Dude thats not cool. Cancel your plans with one with out being a dick about it.

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#97  Edited By herreno
@JJOR64 said:
" Be careful or it might end up like the ending of this game. "
What the hell...
 
O.O
 
Messed up.
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#98  Edited By wefwefasdf
@Black_Rose said:
" Yes, get them together and give them one cup, that always turns out right. "
D:
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#99  Edited By citizenkane

Even in a situation where you are dating two girls at once, your biggest mistake is asking for dating advice on an internet video game forum.
 
Other than that, I have never been in the situation you have been in, so I can't give you any advice of my own.  All I can say, though, is that go with the girl you have been wanting to date for a long time and don't tell her anything about this situation.  In fact, don't tell either of them.  After you go on the dates, tell the second girl that you don't think it's going to work out.  How you go about doing that is up to you.

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#100  Edited By McBradders

Date them, then date their mothers, then date their mothers mothers.