Dream girl or job at Giant Bomb?

There you are, sitting on the computer when all of a sudden Jessica fucking Alba walks in your room (Jessica Alba is your dream girl, right?). Apparently, Jeff and co. has sent her to deliver good news: you've got a job at Giant Bomb!
 
OR
 
You can fuck her right then and there, but only if you forfeit the job.

 

Well, that's not my dream girl... at all.  Job at Giant Bomb.  And this would have been better as a poll.

I'll take jessica alba, I could care less about working at giantbomb. You probally couldn't fuck anyone as pretty as her in your life.

One fuck is just one fuck, even if it's with the most beautiful woman in the world. A job lasts.

wait wait, doesn't working at Giant Bomb mean that you can get any girl you want?
 
I hav'e always thought that the guys had their gf/wives and then 10 supermodell sexslaves on the side

Would anyone at Giant Bomb respect you if you passed up your chance at Jessica Alba?  Sounds like a Catch-22 situation.

I already have a GF and i can have sex with her more than once, so a job a Giantbomb would be better. 

" Accept the job before fucking her. "

maybe if you replaced her with a hot girl i would choose the girl....but as of right now....giantbomb

Fuck the girl is near enough always the right answer.

Not Jessica Alba so much, watching her act makes me feel sick
 
EDIT: And that is an AWFUL picture of her, its trying so hard to be sexy and it faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiilllssss..

Job at giantbomb. I don't find Jessica Alba very appealing.

" Job at giantbomb. I don't find Jessica Alba very appealing. "

" Not Jessica Alba so much, watching her act makes me feel sick  EDIT: And that is a AWFUL picture of her, its trying so hard to be sexy and it faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiilllssss.. "

 Jessica fucking Alba

"Accept the job before fucking her. "

Bros before ho's. I'll take the job.

Is this a one time fuck? If so I'll take the job. If not I'll take the girl.

" Bros before ho's. I'll take the job. "

job. I don't understand all the e-love alba gets.

Alba, hands down. I already have a nice job lined up for myself, no reason not to choose B. Even if I didn't, though, I would probably be so overwhelmed that I'd still choose B.

Jessica Alba is not my dream girl, but working at Giantbomb is my dream job!

Uhh, I can find a girl any time. I'd take the job. 

Giant-bomb has Brad Shoemaker. 
 
Think about it.

People people, It's obviously about Gabrielle Union, Nah mean?
 
But yeah, Gabrielle.

" @MeetThePyro said:

" Bros before ho's. I'll take the job. "

QFT. "

I've already got my dreamgirl, so I'll take the job =)

The job.

" Giant-bomb has Brad Shoemaker.   Think about it. "

That picture is gross... blargh. I'll take the job. Plus I have more than enough hot lady friends already.
 
Sex is already fulfilled, so ill take a job and money please.
 
 
EDIT: Also, you COULD fuck her right then and there, but then she will call the police and you will go to jail for rape. Word.

Screw them both.

Dream girl.  Job at Giantbomb would be awesome but wouldn't be my ultimate job, while dream girl would obviously be my ultimate girl.

The job.

" Bros before ho's. I'll take the job. "

I rather take the job, I could get a girlfriend at another time and she isn't my dream girl either.

...that's a very unflattering picture of her...

" Screw them both. "

"

I'll take jessica alba, I could care less about working at giantbomb. You probally won't fuck anyone pretty as her in your life.

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A great job is a lot easier to find than the perfect lady...

Alba. Working in the video game industry would bore me to the point that I might end up killing myself.

If the dream girl was...
 

But Jeff Gerstmann is my dream girl.
 
O_O

I would take the job then her.

I thought Jessica Alba's hotness was a universal truth, like the Earth being round or the sky being blue. Apparently... not? My world is crumbling.

Unexpected. When I read the title, I assumed it was an offer of a persistent relationship rather than a single sexual encounter. How utterly foolish of me.

" @Rallier said:

" Giant-bomb has Brad Shoemaker.   Think about it. "

He's your dream girl? "