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#1 Posted by EVO (3908 posts) -

There you are, sitting on the computer when all of a sudden Jessica fucking Alba walks in your room (Jessica Alba is your dream girl, right?). Apparently, Jeff and co. has sent her to deliver good news: you've got a job at Giant Bomb!
 
OR
 
You can fuck her right then and there, but only if you forfeit the job.

 


#2 Posted by FluxWaveZ (19339 posts) -

Well, that's not my dream girl... at all.  Job at Giant Bomb.  And this would have been better as a poll.

#3 Edited by HitmanAgent47 (8576 posts) -

I'll take jessica alba, I could care less about working at giantbomb. You probally couldn't fuck anyone as pretty as her in your life.

#4 Posted by Icemael (6320 posts) -

One fuck is just one fuck, even if it's with the most beautiful woman in the world. A job lasts.

#5 Posted by tomte (291 posts) -

wait wait, doesn't working at Giant Bomb mean that you can get any girl you want?
 
I hav'e always thought that the guys had their gf/wives and then 10 supermodell sexslaves on the side

#6 Edited by PenguinDust (12517 posts) -

Would anyone at Giant Bomb respect you if you passed up your chance at Jessica Alba?  Sounds like a Catch-22 situation.

#7 Posted by zombie2011 (4973 posts) -

I already have a GF and i can have sex with her more than once, so a job a Giantbomb would be better. 

#8 Posted by SammydesinasNL (840 posts) -

Accept the job before fucking her.
#9 Posted by fwylo (3556 posts) -
@SammydesinasNL said:
" Accept the job before fucking her. "
#10 Posted by lilburtonboy7489 (1948 posts) -

maybe if you replaced her with a hot girl i would choose the girl....but as of right now....giantbomb

#11 Posted by HandsomeDead (11863 posts) -

Fuck the girl is near enough always the right answer.

#12 Edited by Evilsbane (4619 posts) -

Not Jessica Alba so much, watching her act makes me feel sick
 
EDIT: And that is an AWFUL picture of her, its trying so hard to be sexy and it faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiilllssss..

#13 Posted by Delta_Ass (3279 posts) -

Job at giantbomb. I don't find Jessica Alba very appealing.

#14 Posted by MetalGearSunny (6992 posts) -
@Delta_Ass said:
" Job at giantbomb. I don't find Jessica Alba very appealing. "
#15 Posted by EVO (3908 posts) -
@Evilsbane said:
" Not Jessica Alba so much, watching her act makes me feel sick  EDIT: And that is a AWFUL picture of her, its trying so hard to be sexy and it faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiilllssss.. "
It doesn't have to be Jesica Alba; it can be your dream girl.
 
And I chose that pic because I imagine that would be her reaction if you chose the job.
#16 Posted by Butchio (333 posts) -

 Jessica fucking Alba

#17 Posted by MetalThrashingMatt (210 posts) -
@SammydesinasNL said:
"Accept the job before fucking her. "
#18 Posted by JokerClown88 (1051 posts) -

Since I already have my dream girl, Ill take the job.
#19 Posted by MeetThePyro (333 posts) -

Bros before ho's. I'll take the job.

#20 Posted by Cerza (1653 posts) -

Is this a one time fuck? If so I'll take the job. If not I'll take the girl.

#21 Posted by CaptainObvious (2998 posts) -
@MeetThePyro said:
" Bros before ho's. I'll take the job. "
QFT.
#22 Posted by ZmillA (2271 posts) -

job. I don't understand all the e-love alba gets.

#23 Posted by FunExplosions (5407 posts) -

Alba, hands down. I already have a nice job lined up for myself, no reason not to choose B. Even if I didn't, though, I would probably be so overwhelmed that I'd still choose B.

#24 Posted by deathstriker666 (1337 posts) -

Jessica Alba is not my dream girl, but working at Giantbomb is my dream job!

#25 Posted by DanielJW (4915 posts) -

Uhh, I can find a girl any time. I'd take the job. 

#26 Posted by Rallier (1739 posts) -

Giant-bomb has Brad Shoemaker. 
 
Think about it.

#27 Posted by JonathanMoore (1858 posts) -

People people, It's obviously about Gabrielle Union, Nah mean?
 
But yeah, Gabrielle.

#28 Posted by OllyOxenFree (4973 posts) -
@CaptainObvious said:
" @MeetThePyro said:
" Bros before ho's. I'll take the job. "
QFT. "
*brofist*
 
I'll take the job.  Never put the pussy on a pedestal.
#29 Posted by Galiant (2193 posts) -

I've already got my dreamgirl, so I'll take the job =)

#30 Posted by guiseppe (2841 posts) -

The job.

#31 Posted by Dalai (7030 posts) -
@Rallier said:
" Giant-bomb has Brad Shoemaker.   Think about it. "
He's your dream girl?
Online
#32 Edited by Xeiphyer (5604 posts) -

That picture is gross... blargh. I'll take the job. Plus I have more than enough hot lady friends already.
 
Sex is already fulfilled, so ill take a job and money please.
 
 
EDIT: Also, you COULD fuck her right then and there, but then she will call the police and you will go to jail for rape. Word.

#33 Posted by Linkyshinks (9880 posts) -

Screw them both.

#34 Posted by Stephen_Von_Cloud (1530 posts) -

Dream girl.  Job at Giantbomb would be awesome but wouldn't be my ultimate job, while dream girl would obviously be my ultimate girl.

#35 Posted by CharlesAlanRatliff (5425 posts) -

The job.

#36 Posted by CSXLoser (582 posts) -
@MeetThePyro said:
" Bros before ho's. I'll take the job. "
so thats where that quote came from...
 
short story. 2 friends, both female. strong bond with each other. Constantly saying "hos before bros" 
 
>.>
 
back to topic, I'll take the job.
#37 Edited by Brunchies (2484 posts) -

I rather take the job, I could get a girlfriend at another time and she isn't my dream girl either.

#38 Posted by yeahno (269 posts) -

...that's a very unflattering picture of her...

#39 Posted by FluxWaveZ (19339 posts) -
@Linkyshinks said:
" Screw them both. "
Screw them or screw them?
#40 Posted by Subject2Change (2966 posts) -
@HitmanAgent47 said:
"

I'll take jessica alba, I could care less about working at giantbomb. You probally won't fuck anyone pretty as her in your life.

"
couldn't*
 
sorry misuse of the phrase "couldn't care less" annoys me.
 
 Eh i'd take Alba, Jeff would probably piss me off IRL just as much as he does online. If I could take Jeff's position in the crew then sure.
#41 Posted by intoblivion (314 posts) -

Ah ha I would choose Jessica, brag about it to the press, sell my story to Activision, they would make a game, id go to Giant Bomb to promote my game, and refuse to leave! ;) All Guitar No Bass
#42 Posted by ptc (619 posts) -

A great job is a lot easier to find than the perfect lady...

#43 Posted by Black_Rose (7785 posts) -

Alba. Working in the video game industry would bore me to the point that I might end up killing myself.

#44 Posted by IzzyGraze (850 posts) -

If the dream girl was...
 

 Summer Glau
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 or...
 
 Beatrice Martin (coeur de pirate)

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Then I'd go for the girl but Jessica Alba? I'll take the job.
#45 Posted by dbz1995 (4790 posts) -

But Jeff Gerstmann is my dream girl.
 
O_O

#46 Posted by Magresda (205 posts) -
Video tape it, and sell the tape online. Who needs a job?
#47 Posted by RetroIce4 (4392 posts) -

I would take the job then her.

#48 Posted by SpunkyHePanda (1665 posts) -

I thought Jessica Alba's hotness was a universal truth, like the Earth being round or the sky being blue. Apparently... not? My world is crumbling.

#49 Posted by Cornman89 (1579 posts) -

Unexpected. When I read the title, I assumed it was an offer of a persistent relationship rather than a single sexual encounter. How utterly foolish of me.

#50 Posted by Themanohall (397 posts) -
@Dalai said:
" @Rallier said:
" Giant-bomb has Brad Shoemaker.   Think about it. "
He's your dream girl? "
He's my dream girl...