Favorite cuss word

Before you say "oh, he just wants to get a bunch of swearing in one topic because it's allowed on the site", there is a reason to this:

Flying circus, we get it.

derp is my favorite swear word. It can be used in so many different ways, derp.

Flying Circus was a definite eye-opener, but it's not the reason for it.  Just happened to be a skit I saw as a young child and it stuck with me.  Nonetheless, it is something I consider on a bit more intellectual level than just the comedy of it, like Python presented.

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I don't think I have a real favorite right now.

I will say one thing about swearing.  When I'm really pissed at a game I don't like to break the stuff that cost a lot of money, so I swear.  I found out that 'bullshit' doesn't deliver nearly the satisfaction that I need out of a curse when I'm truly raging.  I've taken to saying 'bullfuck', but even that doesn't come close to express my anger when I am extremely angry at a game.

My favorite right now would be "JESUS TITS!!"

you have to say it real loud or it doesn't count.

I don't have one....

I don't have one....

spear chucker

I like fuck for all the reasons jakob stated, but my favorite is damn because it's slowly gaining acceptance as a regular word.  Thanks in part to the entertainment industry and in part to its incredible versatility in sarcasm, people rarely bat an eye anymore when you say damn, unless you say it loudly or in extreme anger.  Basically the same as any non-swear word.

Cunt.

Why?: It is the most volatile non-racist word in North America. I find it hilarious how people freak out over it. Over something so trivial as a little mono-syllabic word meaning vagina.

It's really odd. One could say sex, poop, vagina, penis in public and it would be ok.(As long as it wasn't all used in the same sentence.) But if you said fuck, shit, cunt, or cock you would be in a heap of trouble.

Why is that? Is it not the meaning of the word that is offensive? If we can say sex, but not fuck, clearly the meaning isn't what offends.
 
So what is offensive about these words? NOTHING...

Tradition is what keeps these words as being bad. Your mommy said not to say them, because their bad. Her mommy said that to her, and so on.

So, do me a favor. The next time your with your wife/girlfriend sitting with your grandma, church group etc. And your ready to go home.

Point to your Wife and say, "well, I'll see you later, I'm gonna go home and fuck her!" Because you and I know that its perfectly alright to say that.

 And you know what they say, "Honesty is the Best Policy."

"Cunt."

"Omega said:

"Cunt."

My advice is to not call a woman that, i've seen some bad things done to men over that word. Some wemon consider it sexual harassment"

"Gunner said:

"Omega said:

"Cunt."

My advice is to not call a woman that, i've seen some bad things done to men over that word. Some wemon consider it sexual harassment"

Intent is what makes a word offensive. If you use a word to try and hurt someones feelings then, yes it is offensive. But, that doesn't mean cunt should be considered an offensive word. You can offend someone by calling them stupid, or call then a pig, or a cow. But stupid, pig, and cow aren't offensive words. It's the context that makes the word good or bad.

   You can say, "that cow is pretty stupid, it can't even find its way outside."

But you can't say, "you're just a stupid cow, mom."

To put it in gaming terms "words are 'Context Sensitive'."

Therefore, I think it should be ok for me to be at work and call my computer a cunt for not working properly. My female boss hear me,  walk over to me and ask," what did the fucking computer do now?"

That is a world I will probably never know... But its one I'd love to live in."

Shit / shite
Although not swearing, i like saying "Holy Zombie Jesus" - very fun to say loudly in public

Gypsy as in "what the gypsy" even though its not realy swearing.

I'm pretty much fond of them all, but the real fun is in combining them in new and interesting ways.

i cant refrain myself from posting this video.

I like the word Shite. Adding the e makes it so much more poetic than the rather bland and boring shit.

I like clucking bell, oh and fuckberries.

Fuck, without a doubt. It is an amazing word that has so many official definitions and so many personal definitions. On top of that, you can customize it and outfit it for any circumstance, creating extremely fun new words with "fuck" origins.

My close runner up is cunt. Just say it, cunt. Better yet, emphasize the "u" and just say cunt. "C-uh-nt." Cunt. Need I say more?

I also believe that words are words and belong in the English language as much as anyother word. Sure, in certain settings if not used properly it isn't funny and it just sounds rude and unpleasant. For instance: "I was fucking this girl in the ass yesterday with my fist jammed up her pussy and you should have heard that bitch moan."  That's nasty and not in the least bit funny, it just makes you look like some barbaric douche bag (awesome curse.) On the other hand: "Haha, dude that movie was so fucking batshit crazy that I felt ripped without even taking a hit!" is a great way to express your perceptions/feelings in a way that makes it easy to understand what you are talking about, all the while seeming loose and funny.

For me, all curses when used right are amazing. I hate political correctness and if I could, I would curse when ever I felt like it. I don't do it over the top anymore, or at least I try, in order to preserve the effect of the curse and prevent me from looking like a jerk.

But there is one word that has only one connotation and it makes me cringe everytime I hear it, that's "nigger." I cringed even typing that. It is just a word created for hatred, it is not funny, it isn't cool, it's just fucking stupid.

My 2cunt.

'Fat Bastard', because of the intensity you can put behind it

You fucking piece of shit!

Bitchnigga... I am half black so black people ease up. It's more of a joke thing though and Cuntmonkey. So funny to scream.

Shit....

"Nigger. It offends the hell out of people. I personally find it ridiculous that one word can cause that much controversy. Its just a word. Lighten the hell up.  "

I'm also a rather big fan of spunkmonkey and when something fucked up happens, I'll pull a Silverman and throw out "what the cock is that shit?".  Mixing up words is always fun.  Just throwing a "fagballs" out there or "Jesus titty-fuckin' Christ" when you are amazed at something.  I also personally feel and believe that we need to drop the -er off of motherfucker and just make it motherfuck, or just go with muthafuck.  Like "Muthafuck that!" or "what the muthafuck?".  Sure, it's more syllables, but hell, why the fuck not?

" Cunt.Why?: It is the most volatile non-racist word in North America. I find it hilarious how people freak out over it. Over something so trivial as a little mono-syllabic word meaning vagina.It's really odd. "

Fuck because of it's versatility.

Mine would have to be "fuck" too. When I get really frustrated I say it a lot.

I love to annoy people by calling them Fuck Nuggets.

" I like the word Shite. Adding the e makes it so much more poetic than the rather bland and boring shit. "

WOW!  Someone resurrected this thread?!  LAWL

Hey I remember this back when I was lurking around. Grand times.
 
I would have to say "damn". I don't have to tell you why.

I usually improvise.  I find I can offend anyone, even without trying, so I'm likely to shout out whatever is on my mind.

I'e always felt that the word damn is underated since if you damn something, you basically want it to suffer in hell for all eternity which seems harsher than any other swear word  

My fav would have to be ass. I like it because I can use it with other words like asshole or assface or fuckass. Shit is a close second. SHIT!!!

Fuck Faggotry.
 
I know made up, but its something I use whenever bull shit happens.

 "Cock-juggling thundercunt"    a.k.a. the only good part of Blade: Trinity.

Fuck....with fuck that shit being my favorite phrase.

When I get angry, I like to say  Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch as it conjures images of  a village on an island somewhere in  Wales, situated on the Menai Strait next to the Britannia Bridge and across the straight from Bangor.
 
And if you don't like it, well you can go Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch yourself.

i think holy fuck is growing on me, due to it being one of my favorite bands and just being kinda silly

There's something I've thought about. When you tell someone to "Fuck you" are you insinuating that you want them to have sex with themselves, aka masturbate? Or are you saying that you, the person who said it, want to fuck them?

Fuck has always served me well.