Kelly Brook to pose nude for Playboy for $500,000

 I heard you guys don't like depressing news.
 
  Kelly Brook to pose nude for Playboy in $500,000 deal | The Daily Telegraph
 
Like this but missing the bra:
   

Nice.

So just tits? 
 
Playboy is behind the times and deserves to fail.

" So just tits?  Playboy is behind the times and deserves to fail. "

Dayum...I'd pay that much to shag her but...Playboy really wants them some of our British bust ;P

Oh man, boobs are amazing, if only there were some way to look at them for free instead of buying a magazine that's geared more towards my grandfather's generation than anything else.  Oh I know it's any of the multitude of free porn sites/random porn images that can easily be found by typing boobs into Google.  

Women, in USA, are like products you see in Wall Mart

"  I heard you guys don't like depressing news.
 
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"Playboy is an iconic publication which is known across the world as a sophisticated title ." Wait, what?

Eh... never heard of her. Just another playboy model to me. Nude celebrities in Playboy are only worth looking at if you're familiar enough with the way they look with their clothes on.

Who is Kelly Brook and why does anyone care? Playboy is irrelevant these days and a quick google found her tits in 3 seconds.

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Who is Kelly Brook and why does anyone care? Playboy is irrelevant these days and a quick google found her tits in 3 seconds.

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Good for her.

$500k seems like a waste of money for that chick.  Is she famous or something?  You could doll up a porn star with huge tits for like $10k.  Why drop that type of bread on a C-rate actress?

" $500k seems like a waste of money for that chick.  Is she famous or something?  You could doll up a porn star with huge tits for like $10k.  Why drop that type of bread on a C-rate actress? "

This topic seems oddly related to one that was just shut down. Huh...

Why would they ever pay anyone that much for a picture of their tits? $500,000 is a lot of money. That's enough for me to live the rest of my life plus some and she's getting it for doing nothing beside a few minutes of posing nude. 

Well...She is attractive...

" "Playboy is an iconic publication which is known across the world as a sophisticated title ." Wait, what? "

Hell yeah

" "Playboy is an iconic publication which is known across the world as a sophisticated title ." Wait, what? "

" @Gamer_152 said:

" "Playboy is an iconic publication which is known across the world as a sophisticated title ." Wait, what? "

More like "pubic"ation. Right?  Right? "

" Women, in USA, are like products you see in Wall Mart "

I've never heard of this women, because she's never done anything I'm interested in.

Hasn't she posed topless before? I'm almost certain she has.

That picture looks like it's of her corpse.

Kelly Brook is an English Model/Presenter, she is quite hot but also has the most annoying personality in the world. I can also see her boobies on demand because she likes to get them out on the beach when photographers are around.

I LIK BOBIES 
 
EDIT: 34E's? Damn, yo, those are pretty nice.

" I LIK BOBIES  EDIT: 34E's? Damn, yo, those are pretty nice. "

Well, this is certainly a step up from featuring Marge Simpson.

No idea who this is.

" @sickVisionz said:

" $500k seems like a waste of money for that chick.  Is she famous or something?  You could doll up a porn star with huge tits for like $10k.  Why drop that type of bread on a C-rate actress? "

Because she's incredibly hot. "

" $500k seems like a waste of money for that chick.  Is she famous or something?  You could doll up a porn star with huge tits for like $10k.  Why drop that type of bread on a C-rate actress? "

Sold.

" @sickVisionz said:

" $500k seems like a waste of money for that chick.  Is she famous or something?  You could doll up a porn star with huge tits for like $10k.  Why drop that type of bread on a C-rate actress? "

If she looks good which she obviously does, who cares what her profession is? "

A bit much? lol

I'll do it for a grand.

Who?

She did full frontal back when she was an unknown model for Loaded magazine.  I remember someone had a 4 foot poster of her up in the dorm room - almost life size snatch staring at you while trying to finish overdue coursework while shovelling down cereal is not the best wat to wake up.

No wonder Playboy is broke now...

Sweet.

Yep, boobs.

Just in case you don't know who the lovely Kelly Brook is:
 
 

Man, she's like... 30? Waste of cash.

Ah Kelly. She's on my laminated list.