So the last few days GB has dove into socially charged issues.

First we had rampant topics about Sexism. Now we've got topics about gun violence popping up. Keeping in stride with this I present the next socially charged issue.





How the hell do you guys feel about Mayonnaise? Cause seriously when you think about it its essentially egg mixed with oil and vinegar. And your telling me I should put this on my sandwich? Fawk that shit. So any mayonnaise sympathizers among us?

More like yayonnaise.

I specifically request no mayo when I order anything at a restaurant and it's pretty much the only thing that they could screw up on my order that would cause me to send it back 100% of the time.

When I was a kid, my mom would slather that shit on everything. I think it's pretty damn gross now.

Not a big fan of it, but if it's already on something I'll eat it. It's a must for tomato sandwiches though.

(also, those topics pop up once in a while)

More of Mustard guy myself

I believe in the separation of Mayo and Bread.

I feel that mayonnaise is currently the biggest threat to the American family.

Mayonnaise is another reason why we should Nuke France.

Mayonnaise is awesome.

Fuck the haters!

I've started a petition to get it out of our schools. Kids shouldn't be exposed to that kind of filth. Also, I want it sectioned off in the supermarket. Last thing I want to see when I'm shopping is a goddamn bunch of "mayo" next to my peanut butter.

I think I can speak for myself when I say the outrage!!
 
  

Not a fan of Mayonnaise, my dad uses Mayonnaise on everything though (and I do mean everything) which is probably why I don't like it so much.

I think mayo is disgusting.

OPs got the right idea. FUCK mayonnaise!

I use it for tuna and French fries.
 
@digitalsea87 said:

More like yayonnaise.

It's great in small amounts, but I get horribly sick even THINKING about eating too much of it.

@Demoskinos said:

How the hell do you guys feel about Mayonnaise? Cause seriously when you think about it its essentially egg mixed with oil and vinegar. And your telling me I should put this on my sandwich? Fawk that shit. So any mayonnaise sympathizers among us?

I'm vegan so fuck mayonnaise >:@

I also have a mayonnaise fetish, so fuck mayonnaise.

This is good to hear. When the mayonnaise lovers among us are ethnically cleansed from giantbomb good to know that most of you will still be around. Now excuse me while I go lace this mayonnaise with arsenic and prepare.....

It's delicious, but I also rarely eat it as a matter of my own health. Otherwise, I have no objection to it. Miracle Whip, on the other hand, is the work of Satan himself. We need to march on Washington and put an end to this corrupting nonsense.

Japanese mayo reigns supreme against all other types of mayo. Seriously, if you're not a fan of the regular, bland mayo variety go out and try to find a bottle that looks like this:

They use rice wine instead of vinegar, much more flavorful and creamy

I fucking hate mayonnaise.

Why does mayonnaise have to wear a dress? Tomato sauce has a casual jacket. Fuck you Bioware I'll never buy your game I'm preordering it right now you piece of shit I love u so mcuh bby

It is gross but my entire family loves it.

only put a thin layer on hamburgers bun.  mixed with ketchup it's pretty tasty.

I really do not like Mayonnaise, I like the egg variety but fuck having mayonnaise as a condiment.

I can tolerate it but would prefer my sandwiches without it.

I may be in the minority. But I don't mind mayo

:O I know. I know

Mayonnaise is fucking sexy on some toasted bread with tomato slices. aslkdjfkasdf

sooooooooo gooooooood

I don't get how people can dislike Mayo. It's like saying "I HATE TASTE!!! ARRRH!!" Seriously. More like Hurrayonnaise. That sauce is heavenly.

@ExplodeMode said:

I use it for tuna and French fries.

Waaaaaaaaaaaaat

I like mayonnaise, but in small doses.

...can we change the subject and talk about Leigh Alexander now? I KEED! I KEED!

@ExplodeMode said:

I use it for tuna and French fries.

Waaaaaaaaaaaaat

@Rolyatkcinmai said:

@ExplodeMode said:

I use it for tuna and French fries.

Waaaaaaaaaaaaat

YOU HEARD WHAT I SAID.

I am 100% anti-mayonnaise.

Undercover Brother hates mayonnaise.
 
     

Mayo is disgusting. However Miracle Whip is pretty great.

It's not something I'll actively avoid or seek out, however I am partial to a bit of garlic mayonnaise.

@BrockNRolla said:

I think mayo is disgusting.

@mandude said:

OPs got the right idea. FUCK mayonnaise!

I hate the stuff. Full on hate it.

Even just the horrible squelchy sound it makes coming out of a mayo bottle makes me feel physically unwell. Looks disgusting also. Man... I really, really don't like the stuff at all.

I had a room mate in college who said that mayonnaise was made from the ground up bones of dead babies.

That said, I'm alright with the stuff. Although it only belongs as a very thin layer on the meat side of a sandwich. If it comes in contact with any other part, everything seems to slide off the bread. And that's bad when you want to eat a sandwich. Between two slices of bread. Or perhaps on a roll.

Fuck Mayonnaise.

It really depends on what I have WITH the mayo, and yes I do mean this in a relationship sense

I mix mayo with hot sauce when i put it on my sandwiches. It's great. Stupid fucking fearmongering thread for assholes. >:(

I prefer Miracle Whip, maybe I'm crazy. But a little goes a loooooong way. Baffles me how I know kids who just eat fistfuls of mayo with ham. And by baffles, I mean grosses me out. Yuck.

I love mayo! It goes great with certain kinds of deli meat and is awesome with fries.

I vastly prefer mayo to ketchup. I even prefer to eat chips with mayo.

Mayonnaise made with olive oil is delicious.

You see, a proper sandwich requires some lubrication so it goes down smoother. It's the mortar that olds the bricks together.