Tell me what I want for Christmas.

" @Warfare said:

" @TheMustacheHero said:

" @Warfare said:

" Pie  ; ) "

Kinky.  Although I always found consumable gifts to be the most insulting and depressing. (I'm not fat, but from a large person's perspective) Here's your favorite thing fatty, FOOD! Also, once it's gone, it's gone. :( "

 who's talking about food?   "

Oh lawd. "

An I-Phone! Everyone wants an I-Phone.

Well not games, because you probably just buy them when you want them anyway.  How about a blu-ray for your PS3?

how about a few cds from ur favorite band or discover some new ones.

 A nice, sophisticated, yet still masculine piece of jewelry, a la

" An I-Phone! Everyone wants an I-Phone. "

Have some books.

A 6 pack of Mountain Dew. No, not beer, Dew.

Forget video games, you want a really nice ski jacket.

Aston Martin DBS.

" Forget video games, you want a really nice ski jacket. "

Well, if you're a PC gamer: 
 

" Aston Martin DBS. "

A pony.... or a Turkey stuffed with Whoppers...

Arkeg 
http://www.drinkngame.com/

" Arkeg 
http://www.drinkngame.com/ "

" @Giantsquirrel said:

" Aston Martin DBS. "

Seems feasible. "

1. First season of Lost. 
 
2. A really good Harmonica. Or a Banjo. 
 
3.  Weights (Dumbbells, etc.)
 
4.  Night Vision Goggles 
 
4. A Red Ryder BB gun 
 
5. A  Graphic novel (or collection thereof) of some sort (recommendations: Y the Last Man, Sandman, Ex Machina, Tintin) 
 
6. An awesome peacoat or leather jacket.

Dragon Age: Origins

A Wii, if you have nothing of interest, buy something that most people suck.  Perhaps you will like it instead.

exercise equipment that you swear you'll use

Sumo lounge bean bag . I'm getting one . We could be bag buddies . 

All you want for Christmas is your two front teeth
 
 
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!  I'm so funny and original.  No one has ever used that joke before.  I'm thinking of doing stand up!

" Aston Martin DBS. "

" All you want for Christmas is your two front teeth   HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!  I'm so funny and original.  No one has ever used that joke before.  I'm thinking of doing stand up! "

" @Giantsquirrel said:

" Aston Martin DBS. "

huh, for some reason I thought you were talking about Glenn Martin DDS. "

1. Gaming PC (to pwn fools)
2. ChefStack automatic pancake machine (to fatten fools)
3. War Machine T-shirt gun (to shoot fools)
4. 500 mW laser pointer (to burn fools)
5. Microsoft Surface table (to turbo-rape fools minds)
6. Swords (to cut fools)
7. Deep fryer (to fry fools)
8. Roomba cleaning robot (to clean fools)
9. Skillet Bacon Jam (to flavor fools)
10. Anti-System Newspaper Wallet (to pay fools)

Books?  You can never have too many books? 

Amazon gift cards. And you will promptly email the codes to me without using them yourself.
 
This is what you want, isn't it?

A cure for aids?

" buy something that most people suck.  Perhaps you will like it instead. "

Waffles and ketchup, mmmm im drooling just thinking about it

You want money

I believe you want,
allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters
Trash compactors, juice extractors, shower rods and water heaters
Walkie-talkies, copper wires, safety goggles, radial tires
BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers
Picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters
Paint removers, window louvers, masking tape and plastic gutters
Kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables
Hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles
Pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication
Metal roofing, water proofing, multi-purpose insulation
Air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors
Tire gauges, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors
Trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisers
Tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers
Soffit panels, circuit brakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers
Calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers