Things that women don't understand about men?

We know how we have problems with understanding women and their activities, but what do you think that they have trouble understanding in what we do? Or specifically, what things do women not understand about you?
  
Please no fucking generalisation of all women please, this post has been edited to reflect my original mistake which may have spawned some generalisation discussions, as usual.

Motorcycles!

That their voice is like Kryptonite to Superman. Like sunlight to a Vampire. They don't understand that when I constantly go "aha" or "mmhmm" or "yep" that I haven't a clue what they just said, usually when playing games.

I don't think they understand how not to talk during cut scenes/important parts in a movie, and how to talk to us at every other point during the day.

You know those times that you get angry at a video game, with all the shouting and ranting and swearing and possibly throwing of controllers? Women aren't on board that and it does, in fact, upset them to see dudes act like that.

So a bunch of men guess what women don't understand about men itt.

" I don't think they understand how not to talk during cut scenes/important parts in a movie, and how to talk to us at every other point during the day. "

" You know those times that you get angry at a video game, with all the shouting and ranting and swearing and possibly throwing of controllers? Women aren't on board that and it does, in fact, upset them to see dudes act like that. "

I seriously don't give a fuck about shopping. If clean pants would just magically find themselves in my drawers (Fuck no, I don't use drawers, but just saying), I would be a happy man.

Men are pretty simple animals, I don't think there's much women don't understand.

I'm an expert on this stuff, since I have those powers I like to brag about. Anyway, women don't understand what it's like to have dicks. It's awesome. The balls are a bit tacky, but men have it better when it comes to the genitals.

Shouldn't a girl be asking this? 

Lol. I love this thread!

my ex girlfriend could not understand my love for Mondays.

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  Being a FEMALE, this thread makes me chuckle :P  All you dudes crying like a girl lol. hehehe. ;-)

" @wolf_blitzer85: No ? a girl should be answering it... there would be no point in asking when she is the one with the answer ? unless she wanted and answer of what she thought men didnt think girls understand ? "

I was taught to always bring and use protection.  Babies?  NO THANKS.

" We know how we have problems with understanding women and their activities like spending hours on Facebook, adoring the Twilight series or having a instinct to clean things, but what do you think that they have trouble understanding in what we do?  For me, they'll be quite baffled by how we can literally worship or idolize the Giantbomb crew, much the same to that as a celebrity. "

" Men are pretty simple animals, I don't think there's much women don't understand. "

" I seriously don't give a fuck about shopping. If clean pants would just magically find themselves in my drawers (Fuck no, I don't use drawers, but just saying), I would be a happy man. "

They can't understand why we are always trying to be logical, or trying to logically fix things in a relationship instead of listening they can't even have a conversation with us. They probally don't care and just want us to listen with emotions and stuff.

Fighting. They don't understand how two dudes can get into a physical fight and come out friends afterwards. But yeah, any violence really. Other than that, I think you can find a woman who understands most of the rest. Maybe the competitive edge. Women usually don't want to be competitive.

" @Kazzurak said:

" @wolf_blitzer85: No ? a girl should be answering it... there would be no point in asking when she is the one with the answer ? unless she wanted and answer of what she thought men didnt think girls understand ? "

Just a heads up, I'm a guy. "

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They can't understand why we are always trying to be logical, or trying to logically fix things in a relationship instead of listening. They probally don't care and just want us to listen with emotions and stuff. Most of us are very left brained in our thinking, the logical side.

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" @Meteora said:

" @Kazzurak said:

" @wolf_blitzer85: No ? a girl should be answering it... there would be no point in asking when she is the one with the answer ? unless she wanted and answer of what she thought men didnt think girls understand ? "

Just a heads up, I'm a guy. "

I were just refering to "she" as in he said that a girl should be asking this question "

just because I like to game doesn`t mean I have self esteem issues...

Giantbomb.
 
 
My girlfriend doesn't know anything about this; she doesn't understand how much I love video games.

We don't think about sex every 5 seconds; we think about it EVERY second of our lives!!!!!!!!!!!

Women don't understand that men like a warm glass of tonic water before bed to take the edge off after a long day's work at Patrick's emporium. Carbonated water is not the same. It tastes fucking gross.

Women don't understand how satisfying growing a good beard is to the soul for a man.

 Why we stand up and cheer when somebody gets fucked up in an action movie, or why we like stupid comedies instead of Pride & Prejudice.
 
That when she cheats and you say "I forgive you", what you really mean is "You're fucking lucky I don't have a sharp object in my hand". 

banana hammocks?

"Carbonated water is not the same. It tastes fucking gross. "

" Why we stand up and cheer when somebody gets fucked up in an action movie, or why we like stupid comedies instead of Pride & Prejudice. "

"Lol. I love this thread! "

C-bombs get dropped, it happens

1. We dont like to be refered to as "cute". If you think we are attractive, "hot" or "smexy" works just fine.   
2. Guys are ALWAYS ready for sex, regardless of what we say to you. Just give us a little heads up if you start anything. 
3. We take our interests very seriously, so dont belittle them.

1. We have a penis. 
2. We have balls. 
3. We don't have boobies.
4. We don't have a vagina. 

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1. We have a penis. 
2. We have balls. 
3. We don't have boobies.
4. We don't have a vagina. 

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They can't understand why we are always trying to be logical, or trying to logically fix things in a relationship instead of listening they can't even have a conversation with us. They probally don't care and just want us to listen with emotions and stuff.

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" @Claude said:

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1. We have a penis. 
2. We have balls. 
3. We don't have boobies.
4. We don't have a vagina. 

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So are you implying all women are ignorant about that fact? "

" @Meteora said:

" @Claude said:

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1. We have a penis. 
2. We have balls. 
3. We don't have boobies.
4. We don't have a vagina. 

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So are you implying all women are ignorant about that fact? "

Of course not. But, am I wrong? My wife catches me arranging my balls and penis and says, "Gross", and then states, "How can you go around with all that hanging down there." I say, "I was born with it. That's all I know." "

" I don't think they understand how not to talk during cut scenes/important parts in a movie, and how to talk to us at every other point during the day. "

I ONLY DO THINGS BECAUSE I NEED TO BE BUSY WITH MY HANDS!
 
... am I right guys? totally crazy right?
 
man... masturba*cough* fixing cars....

SOME DAYS I JUST NEED TO DRINK ALONE AND LISTEN TO MUSIC, OKAY?

" I don't think they understand how not to talk during cut scenes/important parts in a movie, and how to talk to us at every other point during the day. "

They don't understand that we have a hearts, GODDAMNIT.

women care about their asses and how much more bang their get :P 
 
no matter if the world is ready to explode :P

" @TooWalrus said:

" Men are pretty simple animals, I don't think there's much women don't understand. "

We are in accord. I think that Women don't have nearly as much trouble understanding us as we do them because men make every effort to live life in a way that runs counter to the concept of subtlety in every way possible. "

    @Xtrememuffinman said:

"  My girlfriend doesn't know anything about this; she doesn't understand how much I love video games. "

when a woman is about 6 - 9  months pregnant, they wonder why their men resort to looking at even more porn and not spending their energy on them. it's because women that far along in their pregnancy are not fun to look at. i'd rather stare at ladies on my monitor. ladies that i cannot and will never have. hey, porn is NOT cheating!