To the Nigerian people please forgive me for my ignorance but...

I don't understand how your government works.  Why does a millionaire prince not know how to set up a foreign bank account?  How does someone so ignorant come into control of millions of US dollars anyways?  Where the hell is your king, and why isn't he in control of the money?  Did he just die or something?  If the prince died who would get the money?

DUDE DONT INSULT MY PEOPLEZ!$!%!!! :D

You're right, the king is dead. He has left me 1034786209389873982709 USD, but as a poor, lowly prince, I cannot pay the lawyer fees in order to unlock these funds.

Weirdly, i've stopped getting emails of this nature, nowadays i'm getting the exactl same email, but claiming to be from a chinese national who's relative has died and he's inherited some company that is in liquidisation, but he supposedly needs fees to cover a debt that needs to be paid before he can access the funds. It's bullshit, I liked the Nigerian story better tbh.

Wonderful response to the other thread, I actually chuckled when I saw the title......not so much at the contents.

Yes. Now if you could send us your bank account details so we can transfer the monies into your account sir.

None of the spam I get is even remotely interesting. It's just free Xbox 360s and iPhones.

Stupid guy from Nigeria hacked the account that bought my Wii on ebay. Tried to get me to pay for it to be shipped to Nigeria. Grr...

God I hate those emails >_<

STOP WITH THE BLOODY INSULT THREADS cough, excuse me

or at least all these threads seem to cause nothing but strife and discontent among the community

I get those all the time.... I get some more creative ones like the last one which was a war general telling me that he wanted me to join the military and that they would compensate me by sending me $5,000,000.

These topics=lame
Pie king has spoken.

Trend topics=stupid, moderators need to lock all the topics of this type.

This is probably the best thread I've ever seen in a forum this year.

Haha, it took me a few posts to get what is going on here but there is some fun to be had. This might be locked, but it was fun while it lasted ;)