Ways to know the girl you like just doesn't like you.. at all..

" @damnboyadvance said:

" When she kicks you in the nuts. Trust me, I'm a flirt. But that's not flirting, flirt flirt. "

That's not entirely true. One of the best nights of my life involved a girl choking me. "

" When she kills you in your sleep. "

When she switches the bushes outside her house you've been hiding in for ones with thorns.

" @ninjakiller said:

" @Arkthemaniac said:

" @ryanwho said:

" I'm kinda wondering what creepyness you've been up to to inspire someone to spit in your face. "

 He was wearing a shirt that said, "I voted Bush. BOTH TIMES."  "

No, it was a "Palin 2012" shirt. "

Do they actually sell those things? "

When she has a pulse.

She wriggles free of the restraints and calls the police.

"When she has a pulse. "

When she closes the shades on you...
 
Fucking froze my ass off in that tree for no reason, fucking bitch...

" When you tell her your favourite hobby is videogames. "

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When you ask her to go out for coffee and she accepts and when you meet up at the location she somehow puts a certain substance in your coffee before you drink it without you seeing it, making you lose conciousness and when you wake up you find yourself naked and tied up on a bench in a dark basement with the lights off and with the corpses of your family, friends and pets surrounding you with the girl blankly staring at you holding a blood stained knife in her right hand and a demented smile on her face, saying: "I'll never go out with you, and so that you stop bothering me...", she then approaches you and cuts off your tongue so that you can no longer speak and shortly after you feel a heavy hit on the back of your head and when you wake up you are in a bed at your house with a tongueless mouth.

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" When you walk down the hallway and wave at her to say hi she spits in your eye.  "

When you spank her ass she returns with a spank in the face.

" @LooseChange said:

" When you walk down the hallway and wave at her to say hi she spits in your eye.  "

that just means she likes it rough "

Dude, maybe thats just kinky fore play.

When she says, "I don't like you..." A-Ha!

When yes means yes and no means HARDER 

She totally bolts and calls the cops after I open the trunk and untie her. 
 
Adachi and I are gonna find that bitch and make her get what she deserves.

" When she looks at you in horror and then runs screaming form the room while trying to hold down the vomit that has churned in her stomach.     When I had that feeling, I knew I didn't like him. Maybe thats just me. "

"

When you ask her to go out for coffee and she accepts and when you meet up at the location she somehow puts a certain substance in your coffee before you drink it without you seeing it, making you lose conciousness and when you wake up you find yourself naked and tied up on a bench in a dark basement with the lights off and with the corpses of your family, friends and pets surrounding you with the girl blankly staring at you holding a blood stained knife in her right hand and a demented smile on her face, saying: "I'll never go out with you, and so that you stop bothering me...", she then approaches you and cuts off your tongue so that you can no longer speak and shortly after you feel a heavy hit on the back of your head and when you wake up you are in a bed at your house with a tongueless mouth.

"

" When you spank her ass she returns with a spank in the face. "

When she throws a cat in your face

" @HandsomeDead said:

" @damnboyadvance said:

" When she kicks you in the nuts. Trust me, I'm a flirt. But that's not flirting, flirt flirt. "

That's not entirely true. One of the best nights of my life involved a girl choking me. "

HAHAHAHAHAHA  bdsm In Da HOUSE!  Never was partial to that kinky shit, Whatever happened to a good root nowadays? "

Ouch. 
 
Fucking ouch. 
 
My way to know... 
 
she has a fucking boyfriend that isn't you. *pouts silently*

"When you're standing right in front of her and she is completely ignoring you....   Jenny....   You fucking bitch.   And you wonder why I don't talk to you anymore.   Maybe it's cause you're such a bitch.   I don't know maybe that has something to do with it.   Fuck.  uh...  Yeah, that's a good way to know. "

" @HandsomeDead: Hahahahaha, Awesome,   The sound I like to hear is the moans of passion before I steal all of her gold,,,,,  Exactly! "

" @damnboyadvance said:

" When she kicks you in the nuts. Trust me, I'm a flirt. But that's not flirting, flirt flirt. "

That's not entirely true. One of the best nights of my life involved a girl choking me. "

"When you walk down the hallway and wave at her to say hi she spits in your eye.  "

When she starts to tell you her experiences swallowing the cock of another man.
 
Oh, Casey...

"Did you see the way she looked at me before she told me to fuck off?! Phwoar!"
 
Though deceptive, that's a sure sign she hates you.

When she doesnt like me!

When she files a report on you for sexual assault.

Im never starting a topic ever again..