What is the most unreal thing you've seen?

Man, one of my greatest fears have been brain surgery. I would totally bring my DS.

Unreal 2.  twice the unreal, standard unreal price.

The first one is interesting but not really that surprising considering the fact that the brain has no pain receptors in it. I like the idea of the second one but it looks a bit boring, could've been more exciting.

A guy throwing up while jogging, a girl falling over and pissing herself and a fight all in the space of a minute. Basically a typical friday night in Liverpool.

My life going past me when a car that did not stop at a red light almos runned me over. I was hitted by the side mirror. Yep. Thats the most unreal thing.

The banjo playing is kinda cool. 
And if he fucks up, he knows that the doctors have messed up and then he could swing the banjo in their faces.

" The banjo playing is kinda cool. And if he fucks up, he knows that the doctors have messed up and then he could swing the banjo in their faces. "

" @ZeForgotten said:

" The banjo playing is kinda cool. And if he fucks up, he knows that the doctors have messed up and then he could swing the banjo in their faces. "

Or you could put that thought the other way. If the guy suddenly starts playing and singing "Las ketchup" the doctor must know he took a wrong turn somewhere. "

 
i dunno.Probably that banjo play thing.

Just replace the cheese with some chicken, and mushroom........

and maybe a little cheese 

i fighter jet braking the sound barrier above my head

Before I looked at the thumbnail, I thought the guy would be playing Banjo-Kazooie.
 
 
Boy, was I disappointed.

There are things I've seen on occasion that have made me tremble with fear, not because of what I thought they may be, but because I had absolutely no idea what it could possibly be.
 
The longer I stared, the greater I would feel I had gone insane, looking at  these things that defied perspective and physics.
 
When I must look away, before madness would settle in, I realize I've just been looking at something entirely normal in a different way. There was nothing wrong at all with what I was looking at.
 
But the feeling of uneasiness remains...

one time my dads police district allowed him to take me for a ride for an hour in his car on duty.  we weren't going to have to make take any calls, my dad was just gonna drive and maybe if we saw someone speeding or blow a red light he'd write a ticket thats it.  

My dad works in the 7th District of Philadelphia. This place is pretty quite, but it has 2 the most dangerous sections IN THE COUNTRY on Roosevelt BLVD going right through it. You can google it. its grant and roosevelt, and red lion and roosevelt. Car accidents happen on these intersections daily, lots of times its people racing coming from where route 1 turns into the roosevelt blvd (its a 12 lane road! lol).  
 
Well long story short, as we were heading through a particular intersection nearby those other two on the roosevelt blvd that has a underpass, a douchebag on his mighty crotch-rocket (probably some kind of tweaked kawasaki motorcycle, so that it can hit the high speeds.) came FLYING passed us. He freaked when he saw the cop car, began to wobble, lost control, and (i kid you not) drove straight into a pole! His bike EXPLODED and he was split into two. His upperhalf, if thats what you wanna call it, flew a few hundred left and the bottom a few hundred feet right.  really it happened so fast i couldn't really comprehend what i saw and i was so confused. 
all i remember saying when it happened was HOLLLYYYY SHIIIIIITTTTTTTT FUUUUCCCKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!  
 so ya know within a matter of seconds there were other squad cars all over and my dad took me home and told me, well okay son, i hoped you learned a lot today! 
sounds messed up, but I thought i had just seen coolest thing ever.

 
Illusions.

Jumping out of a plane and seeing the earth from 14,000ft.

Muse live 
 
Also the time a car towing a caravan got caught by major winds and blew over in front of us, barrel rolling the car and flipping it into the centre reservation and splitting the caravan to bits while it showered it's contents all over our car and the road. 
That was a a total, sit still and not say anything while you take in what just happened - moment. 
 
What made it worse was that is was midway through a 4 hour drive back from the leeds music festival, at about 3 am - after 5 days of no sleep, and nonstop music/alcohol/drugs/overpriced burgers. 
 Suffice to say my brain was already in a pretty fragile state, the aforementioned event just seemed more like a hallucination than anything else.

 Unreal Tournament 3

I have to say because of the title ..............Unreal tournament 2005!!!!!!!!!!!
 
@zombie2011: 
That bacon thing is Awesome reincarnated as Bacon and cheese.

" Muse live  "

Though, technically not seen, I was pushed down a flight of stairs by a ghost. 

 I once saw a guy sucking his own cock on the streets of Ibiza.

"  I once saw a guy sucking his own cock on the streets of Ibiza. "

" @foggel said:   I first saw em at wembley back in june 07 - was an absolutely amazing show, saw em again this year at the teignmouth show, and have booked tickets to see them in wembley again next september, best live act i've seen in years :D "

Stuff on the internet, not really anything in real life.

I went to a Foo Fighters concert here in Vancouver and they had some guy do a triangle solo during the show.
 
To make a short story short it was amazing.

Well, yesterday there was this rock that I think moved on its own.
 
Blew my fucking mind.

I saw a guy out in the streets in front of a movie theatre yelling incomprehensible nonsense. 
 
That's all, yes my life IS that ordinary, believe it or not.

shit i thought you meant things we've seen in real life, not some pictures or videos on the internet. shit, you wanna see some unreal things on the internet i'll tell ya exactly where to go. this is lame.  

take some acid, go to an art gallery. everything will blow your mind, even shit that isn't art. hell, the front door will probably baffle you.

most unreal thing i've ever seen was a guy flying down roosevelt blvd on a motorcycle, lose control, WHAM! RIGHT INTO A FUCKING POLE! his bike practically exploded and his upper and lower body were...lets say, no longer together. 

Hallucinations. 
 
They aren't real after all.

I was chillin downtown and there was this homeless dude across the street standing around near an alley loitering (Note that I was not loitering.. I was chilling, difference.) Anyways, so this guy had been there for a few hours, and probably on more than one occasion as homeless loitering is semi common here, so a cop walking around comes over to him and starts telling him to leave and don't loiter near public areas or buildings or whatever. So the bum starts getting angry at this cop saying he has nowhere else to go. The cop doesn't care and says hes gonna arrest him if he doesn't get going. So the bum starts shouting for help, and within 30 seconds, another 8-10 homeless people show up and they all chase the cop down the street.
 
It was pretty silly. But awesome.