i dont understand how americans can stereotype australia so mutch
i talk to alot of american people on Xbox Live and they really think im funny and cool and awesome
Mabey you americans should stop thinking that we are all stupid and slow and retarded and shit
We are just as technologicaly advanced as america
Why do Americans Dislike Australia so mutch?
You killed Steve Irwin. Why else would we have such disdain? = /
"You killed Steve Irwin. Why else would we have such disdain? = /Seriously, though...Dood, Americans don't hate Australians, and this topic doesn't sound like a thing of "hatred" as the issue, more or less. It sounds more like you are angry about stereotypes......and for that, I point you to "Soulja Boy" and tell you that you could be worse off."
that is the funniest post ever!
lol an stingray pwnt steve irwin
so yeh...
You guys like with Kangaroos, Dingos ate your baby, speak wrong English, are all escaped prisoners, and would get the shit kicked out of if the Armed Forces of America attacked you. You guys are also racists and we in America have zero tolerance for Racism unless they are sand colored...then we beat the shit out of them for being terroristy.
America = FUCK YEAH, UNLESS YOUR SAND COLORED!
"i dont understand how americans can stereotype australia so mutchi talk to alot of american people on Xbox Live and they really think im funny and cool and awesomeMabey you americans should stop thinking that we are all stupid and slow and retarded and shitWe are just as technologicaly advanced as america"Don't judge us Americans by the douches of this world. You guys are great. Love the accent, and I'm very jealous of your location. I've never seen an ugly picture of Australia.
"jakob187 said:A sting ray DID kill Steve Irwin..."You killed Steve Irwin. Why else would we have such disdain? = /that is the funniest post ever!lol an stingray pwnt steve irwinso yeh..."Seriously, though...Dood, Americans don't hate Australians, and this topic doesn't sound like a thing of "hatred" as the issue, more or less. It sounds more like you are angry about stereotypes......and for that, I point you to "Soulja Boy" and tell you that you could be worse off."
"SikhCuz said:He could have been killed by an African Stingray."jakob187 said:A sting ray DID kill Steve Irwin..."You killed Steve Irwin. Why else would we have such disdain? = /that is the funniest post ever!lol an stingray pwnt steve irwinso yeh..."Seriously, though...Dood, Americans don't hate Australians, and this topic doesn't sound like a thing of "hatred" as the issue, more or less. It sounds more like you are angry about stereotypes......and for that, I point you to "Soulja Boy" and tell you that you could be worse off."...and where was that sting ray located?The Great Barrier Reef......in Australia.So, I say again: you killed Steve Irwin. Why else would we have such disdain? You should get those sting rays under control, man. = P"
"You people keep saying "womEn"...plural. I can't think of any hot Australian chicks off the top of my head outside of Nicole Kidman. That's singular."They don't have to be celebrities to be hot. I lived in New Zealand for awhile, and those two countries are overflowing with hotness. I went to an all dudes high school... BUT the all girls school was right down the street. 1200 teenage girls gathered in one place... wearing white shirts as uniforms... it rained alot...
"jakob187 said:1,200 teenage girls, eh? Sounds like a pedophile's playground to me."You people keep saying "womEn"...plural. I can't think of any hot Australian chicks off the top of my head outside of Nicole Kidman. That's singular."They don't have to be celebrities to be hot. I lived in New Zealand for awhile, and those two countries are overflowing with hotness. I went to an all dudes high school... BUT the all girls school was right down the street. 1200 teenage girls gathered in one place... wearing white shirts as uniforms... it rained alot..."
I don't know a single person that hates Australia.
I spent my 13th birthday swimming at the Great Barrier Reef. Australia is a great place, and the people are really nice.
"jakob187 said:No one on the planet can deny the amazingness of Nicole Kidman. It's fucking impossible. Michelle Obama would fuck her...twice..."You people keep saying "womEn"...plural. I can't think of any hot Australian chicks off the top of my head outside of Nicole Kidman. That's singular."Well, tbh, I'm more about the guys."
"I spent my 13th birthday swimming at the Great Barrier Reef."I hear there are killer sting rays on the loose there. If you see one, punch that motherfucker in the face for me.
"TooWalrus said:Nah, pedoohile's like to hit em before the hair does. You didn't like teenage girls when you were in highschool? Especially girls who love your sexy American accent..."jakob187 said:1,200 teenage girls, eh? Sounds like a pedophile's playground to me.""You people keep saying "womEn"...plural. I can't think of any hot Australian chicks off the top of my head outside of Nicole Kidman. That's singular."They don't have to be celebrities to be hot. I lived in New Zealand for awhile, and those two countries are overflowing with hotness. I went to an all dudes high school... BUT the all girls school was right down the street. 1200 teenage girls gathered in one place... wearing white shirts as uniforms... it rained alot..."
"jakob187 said:American accent? How does that sound exactly?"TooWalrus said:Nah, pedoohile's like to hit em before the hair does. You didn't like teenage girls when you were in highschool? Especially girls who love your sexy American accent...""jakob187 said:1,200 teenage girls, eh? Sounds like a pedophile's playground to me.""You people keep saying "womEn"...plural. I can't think of any hot Australian chicks off the top of my head outside of Nicole Kidman. That's singular."They don't have to be celebrities to be hot. I lived in New Zealand for awhile, and those two countries are overflowing with hotness. I went to an all dudes high school... BUT the all girls school was right down the street. 1200 teenage girls gathered in one place... wearing white shirts as uniforms... it rained alot..."
So they can understand what another Texan is saying.
"American accent? How does that sound exactly?I'm American, actually. And I've got a very strong mid-western American accent. The dudes in AUS/NZ will HATE it, but the girls will love it.You are aware that there are more accents in America than any other country, right? Damn Canadians and their stereotyping...RAWR!"
They'll ask you to talk dirty to them...
I disagree with that statement about technology but the tech varies widly between the states. I'm currently staying in Melbourne and it feels like 1998 all over again. Perth is my favourite. Oh, and I also have beef with why shops like Gatsby, Brooks brothers, A&F don't have shops here but I disgress, thats just my tastes.
"jakob187 said:Dood, you're boned. In Texas, all you gotta do is buy a chick a few rounds of Jager Bombs and it's a done deal...and they're all corn-fed country beauties!"American accent? How does that sound exactly?I'm American, actually. And I've got a very strong mid-western American accent. The dudes in AUS/NZ will HATE it, but the girls will love it. They'll ask you to talk dirty to them..."You are aware that there are more accents in America than any other country, right? Damn Canadians and their stereotyping...RAWR!"
"Virago said:Sex is as good as sex."groooooosssss midwest accents*gags*"There you go, Walrus. You're boned still.Meanwhile, I love a woman that can say "sweet tea" in the proper Southern way. It's almost as good as sex. ALMOST."
"jakob187 said:We're also home to Pantera, Stevie Ray Vaughn, ZZ Top, The Toadies, Steve Martin, Gene Autry, Dr. Pepper, Whataburger, Johnson Space Center...Yeah, I can't argue with that. Texas DOES have the best beef cows in the world. HAPPY?!?""...brisquet tastes fucking AMAZING!"
"jakob187 said:which is why they call it sex."Virago said:Sex is as good as sex.""groooooosssss midwest accents*gags*"There you go, Walrus. You're boned still.Meanwhile, I love a woman that can say "sweet tea" in the proper Southern way. It's almost as good as sex. ALMOST."
"LiquidPrince said:That's why I said ALMOST. = D"jakob187 said:which is why they call it sex. ""Virago said:Sex is as good as sex.""groooooosssss midwest accents*gags*"There you go, Walrus. You're boned still.Meanwhile, I love a woman that can say "sweet tea" in the proper Southern way. It's almost as good as sex. ALMOST."
"TooWalrus said:My friends and I used to talk about how far the average IQ of the United States would go up if Texas seceded."jakob187 said:We're also home to Pantera, Stevie Ray Vaughn, ZZ Top, The Toadies, Steve Martin, Gene Autry, Dr. Pepper, Whataburger, Johnson Space Center...Yeah, I can't argue with that. Texas DOES have the best beef cows in the world. HAPPY?!?""...brisquet tastes fucking AMAZING!"...and we have the right to secede from the United States if we want."Seriously...we're fucking awesome.
"TooWalrus said:So does every other state in the union.. its just that most of the states wouldn't survive on their own if they did secede."jakob187 said:Yeah, I can't argue with that. Texas DOES have the best beef cows in the world. HAPPY?!?""...brisquet tastes fucking AMAZING!"...and we have the right to secede from the United States if we want."
No way we hate on the Land from Down Under. I have two friends who are actually over there for this semester, studying abroad. Via skype and gmail chat, what have you, they're picking up on some of the lingo/drawl they've got going down there.
The only thing that MIGHT suck about it is the sheer number of venomous things you've got down there....
Dude i love Australians, I would just never go to Australia in fear of spiders. I can't even stand the small ones we have here.
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