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#1  Edited By SikhCuz

i dont understand how americans can stereotype australia so mutch
i talk to alot of american people on Xbox Live and they really think im funny and cool and awesome

Mabey you americans should stop thinking that we are all stupid and slow and retarded and shit
We are just as technologicaly advanced as america

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#2  Edited By deathfury

Because you guys get your beer rolled, and us Americans are jealous.

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#3  Edited By jakob187

You killed Steve Irwin.  Why else would we have such disdain?  =  /


Seriously, though...

Dood, Americans don't hate Australians, and this topic doesn't sound like a thing of "hatred" as the issue, more or less.  It sounds more like you are angry about stereotypes...

...and for that, I point you to "Soulja Boy" and tell you that you could be worse off.
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#4  Edited By Gunner

i dont hate Australians.. i must not be American then.

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#5  Edited By VitaminWaterYum

I don't Australia, I hate you. :)

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#6  Edited By SikhCuz
jakob187 said:
"You killed Steve Irwin.  Why else would we have such disdain?  =  /

Seriously, though...

Dood, Americans don't hate Australians, and this topic doesn't sound like a thing of "hatred" as the issue, more or less.  It sounds more like you are angry about stereotypes...

...and for that, I point you to "Soulja Boy" and tell you that you could be worse off.
"

that is the funniest post ever!
lol an stingray pwnt steve irwin
so yeh...
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#7  Edited By BoG

Holy crap. Australians are awesome. Nothing gets me more hot and bothered than a gorgeous Australian woman.

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#8  Edited By cloneslayer

because we hate all other countries! its not just you!

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#9  Edited By KaosAngel

You guys like with Kangaroos, Dingos ate your baby, speak wrong English, are all escaped prisoners, and would get the shit kicked out of if the Armed Forces of America attacked you.  You guys are also racists and we in America have zero tolerance for Racism unless they are sand colored...then we beat the shit out of them for being terroristy.

America = FUCK YEAH, UNLESS YOUR SAND COLORED!

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SikhCuz said:
"i dont understand how americans can stereotype australia so mutchi talk to alot of american people on Xbox Live and they really think im funny and cool and awesomeMabey you americans should stop thinking that we are all stupid and slow and retarded and shitWe are just as technologicaly advanced as america"
Don't judge us Americans by the douches of this world. You guys are great. Love the accent, and I'm very jealous of your location. I've never seen an ugly picture of Australia.
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#11  Edited By jakob187
SikhCuz said:
"jakob187 said:
"You killed Steve Irwin.  Why else would we have such disdain?  =  /

Seriously, though...

Dood, Americans don't hate Australians, and this topic doesn't sound like a thing of "hatred" as the issue, more or less.  It sounds more like you are angry about stereotypes...

...and for that, I point you to "Soulja Boy" and tell you that you could be worse off."
that is the funniest post ever!lol an stingray pwnt steve irwinso yeh..."
A sting ray DID kill Steve Irwin...

...and where was that sting ray located?

The Great Barrier Reef...
...in Australia.

So, I say again:  you killed Steve Irwin.  Why else would we have such disdain?  You should get those sting rays under control, man.  =  P
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#12  Edited By Virago
BoG said:
"Holy crap. Australians are awesome. Nothing gets me more hot and bothered than a gorgeous Australian woman."
goddamn straight.
<_<
not all americans are awful, i promise!
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#13  Edited By Arkthemaniac
jakob187 said:
"SikhCuz said:
"jakob187 said:
"You killed Steve Irwin.  Why else would we have such disdain?  =  /

Seriously, though...

Dood, Americans don't hate Australians, and this topic doesn't sound like a thing of "hatred" as the issue, more or less.  It sounds more like you are angry about stereotypes...

...and for that, I point you to "Soulja Boy" and tell you that you could be worse off."
that is the funniest post ever!lol an stingray pwnt steve irwinso yeh..."
A sting ray DID kill Steve Irwin...

...and where was that sting ray located?

The Great Barrier Reef...
...in Australia.

So, I say again:  you killed Steve Irwin.  Why else would we have such disdain?  You should get those sting rays under control, man.  =  P
"
He could have been killed by an African Stingray.
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#14  Edited By jakob187
BoG said:
"Holy crap. Australians are awesome. Nothing gets me more hot and bothered than a gorgeous Australian woman."
Natalie Imbruglia can rot in Hell.

But thank God for pub rock and Silverchair's Frogstomp album!
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#15  Edited By jakob187
Arkthemaniac said:
"He could have been killed by an African Stingray."
------------------------------------------------------>>>>> corner

Go sit there for a little while and think about what you are doing, you saboteur!
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#16  Edited By toowalrus

Where did the "Americans hate Australian's" stereotype come from? When I think of Australia, I think of beautiful women, and Mel Gibson.

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#17  Edited By jakob187

You people keep saying "womEn"...plural.  I can't think of any hot Australian chicks off the top of my head outside of Nicole Kidman.  That's singular.  Maybe my memory just sucks balls for once, but seriously...that's the ONLY one that comes to mind.

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#18  Edited By toowalrus
jakob187 said:
"You people keep saying "womEn"...plural.  I can't think of any hot Australian chicks off the top of my head outside of Nicole Kidman.  That's singular."
They don't have to be celebrities to be hot. I lived in New Zealand for awhile, and those two countries are overflowing with hotness. I went to an all dudes high school... BUT the all girls school was right down the street. 1200 teenage girls gathered in one place... wearing white shirts as uniforms... it rained alot...
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#19  Edited By jakob187
TooWalrus said:
"jakob187 said:
"You people keep saying "womEn"...plural.  I can't think of any hot Australian chicks off the top of my head outside of Nicole Kidman.  That's singular."
They don't have to be celebrities to be hot. I lived in New Zealand for awhile, and those two countries are overflowing with hotness. I went to an all dudes high school... BUT the all girls school was right down the street. 1200 teenage girls gathered in one place... wearing white shirts as uniforms... it rained alot..."
1,200 teenage girls, eh?  Sounds like a pedophile's playground to me.
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#20  Edited By Virago
jakob187 said:
"You people keep saying "womEn"...plural.  I can't think of any hot Australian chicks off the top of my head outside of Nicole Kidman.  That's singular."
Well, tbh, I'm more about the guys.
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#21  Edited By Origina1Penguin

I don't know a single person that hates Australia.

I spent my 13th birthday swimming at the Great Barrier Reef.  Australia is a great place, and the people are really nice.

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#22  Edited By jakob187
Virago said:
"jakob187 said:
"You people keep saying "womEn"...plural.  I can't think of any hot Australian chicks off the top of my head outside of Nicole Kidman.  That's singular."
Well, tbh, I'm more about the guys."
No one on the planet can deny the amazingness of Nicole Kidman.  It's fucking impossible.  Michelle Obama would fuck her...twice...

Origina1Penguin said:
"I spent my 13th birthday swimming at the Great Barrier Reef."
I hear there are killer sting rays on the loose there.  If you see one, punch that motherfucker in the face for me.
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#23  Edited By toowalrus
jakob187 said:
"TooWalrus said:
"jakob187 said:
"You people keep saying "womEn"...plural.  I can't think of any hot Australian chicks off the top of my head outside of Nicole Kidman.  That's singular."
They don't have to be celebrities to be hot. I lived in New Zealand for awhile, and those two countries are overflowing with hotness. I went to an all dudes high school... BUT the all girls school was right down the street. 1200 teenage girls gathered in one place... wearing white shirts as uniforms... it rained alot..."
1,200 teenage girls, eh?  Sounds like a pedophile's playground to me.
"
Nah, pedoohile's like to hit em before the hair does. You didn't like teenage girls when you were in highschool? Especially girls who love your sexy American accent...
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#24  Edited By skywing

i actually love your women.
i intend to marry one one day.

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#25  Edited By JJOR64

I like Australia......  I've always wanted to get this since I was little.

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#26  Edited By jakob187
TooWalrus said:
"jakob187 said:
"TooWalrus said:
"jakob187 said:
"You people keep saying "womEn"...plural.  I can't think of any hot Australian chicks off the top of my head outside of Nicole Kidman.  That's singular."
They don't have to be celebrities to be hot. I lived in New Zealand for awhile, and those two countries are overflowing with hotness. I went to an all dudes high school... BUT the all girls school was right down the street. 1200 teenage girls gathered in one place... wearing white shirts as uniforms... it rained alot..."
1,200 teenage girls, eh?  Sounds like a pedophile's playground to me.
"
Nah, pedoohile's like to hit em before the hair does. You didn't like teenage girls when you were in highschool? Especially girls who love your sexy American accent..."
American accent?  How does that sound exactly?

You are aware that there are more accents in America than any other country, right?  Damn Canadians and their stereotyping...RAWR!  Hell, there are at least six different accents within a 12 mile area of New York City ALONE!  Let's not even try to talk about Texas!!!  LOL  I come from Central Texas, where you can actually understand what half the people are saying.

As the old joke goes:

Why do Texans drink a lot?

So they can understand what another Texan is saying.
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#27  Edited By alsnuts2

Slow your roll G.
Xbox live is a much different place than America.  Everyone on Xbox Live is a dick.

Austraillia kicks ass.  I love my USA but Aussies and Australia kick ass too.
I will make fun of any foreign accent though.

-ADF

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#28  Edited By toowalrus
jakob187 said:
"American accent?  How does that sound exactly?

You are aware that there are more accents in America than any other country, right?  Damn Canadians and their stereotyping...RAWR!
"
I'm American, actually. And I've got a very strong mid-western American accent. The dudes in AUS/NZ will HATE it, but the girls will love it.

They'll ask you to talk dirty to them...
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I  disagree with that statement about technology but the tech varies widly between the states. I'm currently staying in Melbourne and it feels like 1998 all over again. Perth is my favourite. Oh, and I also have beef with why shops like Gatsby, Brooks brothers, A&F don't have shops here but I disgress, thats just my tastes.

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#30  Edited By LiquidPrince

Who said Americans hated Australians?

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#31  Edited By jakob187
TooWalrus said:
"jakob187 said:
"American accent?  How does that sound exactly?

You are aware that there are more accents in America than any other country, right?  Damn Canadians and their stereotyping...RAWR!"
I'm American, actually. And I've got a very strong mid-western American accent. The dudes in AUS/NZ will HATE it, but the girls will love it. They'll ask you to talk dirty to them..."
Dood, you're boned.  In Texas, all you gotta do is buy a chick a few rounds of Jager Bombs and it's a done deal...and they're all corn-fed country beauties!

Just look at Kelly Clarkson...or Shannon Elizabeth...or Jennifer Love Hewitt...
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#32  Edited By Virago

groooooosssss midwest accents
*gags*

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#33  Edited By jakob187
Virago said:
"groooooosssss midwest accents*gags*"
There you go, Walrus.  You're boned still.

Meanwhile, I love a woman that can say "sweet tea" in the proper Southern way.  It's almost as good as sex.  ALMOST.
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#34  Edited By toowalrus
jakob187 said:
Dood, you're boned.  In Texas-
Ha, fuck that, Texas is the fattest area in the fattest country in the world. I don't dig it, man.
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#35  Edited By LiquidPrince
jakob187 said:
"Virago said:
"groooooosssss midwest accents*gags*"
There you go, Walrus.  You're boned still.

Meanwhile, I love a woman that can say "sweet tea" in the proper Southern way.  It's almost as good as sex.  ALMOST.
"
Sex is as good as sex.
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#36  Edited By jakob187
TooWalrus said:
"jakob187 said:
Dood, you're boned.  In Texas-
Ha, fuck that, Texas is the fattest area in the fattest country in the world. I don't dig it, man."
-_-

Thems fightin' words, boy.  We can't help it that brisquet tastes fucking AMAZING!
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#37  Edited By toowalrus
jakob187 said:
"...brisquet tastes fucking AMAZING!"
Yeah, I can't argue with that. Texas DOES have the best beef cows in the world. HAPPY?!?
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#38  Edited By jakob187
TooWalrus said:
"jakob187 said:
"...brisquet tastes fucking AMAZING!"
Yeah, I can't argue with that. Texas DOES have the best beef cows in the world. HAPPY?!?"
We're also home to Pantera, Stevie Ray Vaughn, ZZ Top, The Toadies, Steve Martin, Gene Autry, Dr. Pepper, Whataburger, Johnson Space Center...
...and we have the right to secede from the United States if we want.

Seriously...we're fucking awesome.
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#39  Edited By Virago
LiquidPrince said:
"jakob187 said:
"Virago said:
"groooooosssss midwest accents*gags*"
There you go, Walrus.  You're boned still.

Meanwhile, I love a woman that can say "sweet tea" in the proper Southern way.  It's almost as good as sex.  ALMOST.
"
Sex is as good as sex."
which is why they call it sex.
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#40  Edited By jakob187
Virago said:
"LiquidPrince said:
"jakob187 said:
"Virago said:
"groooooosssss midwest accents*gags*"
There you go, Walrus.  You're boned still.

Meanwhile, I love a woman that can say "sweet tea" in the proper Southern way.  It's almost as good as sex.  ALMOST."
Sex is as good as sex."
which is why they call it sex. "
That's why I said ALMOST.  = D
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#41  Edited By Arkthemaniac
jakob187 said:
"TooWalrus said:
"jakob187 said:
"...brisquet tastes fucking AMAZING!"
Yeah, I can't argue with that. Texas DOES have the best beef cows in the world. HAPPY?!?"
We're also home to Pantera, Stevie Ray Vaughn, ZZ Top, The Toadies, Steve Martin, Gene Autry, Dr. Pepper, Whataburger, Johnson Space Center...
...and we have the right to secede from the United States if we want.

Seriously...we're fucking awesome.
"
My friends and I used to talk about how far the average IQ of the United States would go up if Texas seceded.

Sorry. It just happened that way.
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#42  Edited By Gunner
jakob187 said:
"TooWalrus said:
"jakob187 said:
"...brisquet tastes fucking AMAZING!"
Yeah, I can't argue with that. Texas DOES have the best beef cows in the world. HAPPY?!?"
...and we have the right to secede from the United States if we want.
"
So does every other state in the union.. its just that most of the states wouldn't survive on their own if they did secede.
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#43  Edited By LeetBalla

Americans don't hate Australia, we hate Russia.

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Australia!? i thought they hated Austria... oh crap!

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#45  Edited By matthew

No way we hate on the Land from Down Under.  I have two friends who are actually over there for this semester, studying abroad.  Via skype and gmail chat, what have you, they're picking up on some of the lingo/drawl they've got going down there.

The only thing that MIGHT suck about it is the sheer number of venomous things you've got down there....

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#46  Edited By LeetBalla

@ Arkthemaniac

Texas is home to most of the Fortune 500 companies. I bet all of those CEO's are real stupid. What do people in Illinois do when they are not prosecuting the governor?

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#47  Edited By JJWeatherman

Dude i love Australians, I would just never go to Australia in fear of spiders. I can't even stand the small ones we have here.

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#48  Edited By Kou_Leifoh

I would fuck an Australians. =_=

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#49  Edited By TheGreatGuero

I think you're making a big generalization here. I recommend you come to America at once and watch how the ladies all obsess over you because of it.

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#50  Edited By Godwind

I thought this thread was a flamebait before clicking on it.  Who the fuck would hate Australians?