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    Most modern shooting games add the realistic touch of rendering shots to the cranium instantly fatal. Glorious for the shooter, kind of a bummer to the shootee.

    Quite Possibly The Greatest First-Person Shooter I've Ever Played

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    Edited By jeff
    When the newspaper wasn't enough, the website was there. When the text on the site got stale, there was always video. And now The Onion has uncovered the next layer for its totally sweet fake news jokes by making its own deliberately shitty Flash game, Close Range. The game demo serves as a follow-up to a video piece about the game, which is solely focused on shooting people in the face. Here is said report:

      


    Good stuff. But it gets better when you realize that the URL mentioned in the piece, closerangegame.com, is active. It distills the first-person shooter experience down to its bare essentials by focusing on headshots and a unique, compelling story that rivals the heavyweights of the genre.
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    #1  Edited By jeff
    When the newspaper wasn't enough, the website was there. When the text on the site got stale, there was always video. And now The Onion has uncovered the next layer for its totally sweet fake news jokes by making its own deliberately shitty Flash game, Close Range. The game demo serves as a follow-up to a video piece about the game, which is solely focused on shooting people in the face. Here is said report:

      


    Good stuff. But it gets better when you realize that the URL mentioned in the piece, closerangegame.com, is active. It distills the first-person shooter experience down to its bare essentials by focusing on headshots and a unique, compelling story that rivals the heavyweights of the genre.
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    #2  Edited By comradecrash

    Lol that looks super sweet!

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    #3  Edited By FiestaUnicorn

    But is the body damage as dynamic as Soldier of Fortune

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    #4  Edited By bman3737

    I want this game...now

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    #5  Edited By Rudy

    Speechless.

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    #6  Edited By BoG
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    #7  Edited By JoelTGM

    that is hilarious

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    #8  Edited By AndrewB

    If you thought GTAIV was the current pinnacle of storytelling in games, then play the demo for this game.

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    #9  Edited By fr0br0

    Pretty funny. But when it comes down to it, most FPS don't stray too far from that game. Most have shallow stories and characters, give you a gun and tell you to shoot these dudes (And it will kill them faster if you shoot them in the face)

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    #10  Edited By dsplayer1010

    Haha

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    #11  Edited By LiveOrDie1212

    man, that was stupid

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    #12  Edited By Wally

    I'd buy it

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    #13  Edited By sjschmidt93

    Lol. Never heard of that IGN "game reviewer"

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    #15  Edited By LordAndrew

    I love The Onion. :)

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    #16  Edited By abomstar

    Kill Town!

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    #17  Edited By Brackynews

    I expect this will be on the iPhone no later than Friday.
    Hm, the story scenes are longer than the gameplay, yet I don't see a Kojima Productions logo...  c'mon, having animals is a dead giveaway!

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    #18  Edited By TwoOneFive

    the onion rules. 

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    #19  Edited By Linkyshinks

    Sheer awesomeness, clearly the future of FPS gaming.

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    #20  Edited By ZmillA

    wow, one flash game single-handedly destroyed the first person shooter genre, as it stands today. lmao.

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    #21  Edited By JackiJinx

    Cure for crying children: smothering.

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    #22  Edited By MeatSim

    The Onion is the master of satire.

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    #23  Edited By Spiritof

    I wasn't sold until they revealed the side quest mode where I could shoot animals in the face.

    I wonder what the achievement points will be like?

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    #24  Edited By MetalGearSunny

    lol That's some good stuff.

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    #25  Edited By Derios

    Great stuff.

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    #26  Edited By elliottsmith001

    gross. i don't like this.

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    #27  Edited By georgecletus

    this is almost as good as the apocalypse survival skills news report

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    #28  Edited By demonbear

    You know, i'm not sure how many people here are picking this up but this is also a critic of the FPS genre in the gaming industry. That we can create all sorts of shooters and reviewers can call for genius all they want, but down the line, for the regular guy's point of view, this is just a game where you shoot people in the face.

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    #29  Edited By raven_squad

    Probably more fun then Resistance 2. 

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    #30  Edited By MikeFightNight

    "NOOOOOOOO! I LOVED HER!!!!!"

    lol

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    #31  Edited By dethfish

    I've known about this for a very long time....of course smothering is the best solution for crying children.

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    #32  Edited By GobiasIndustries

    Hahaha amazing. I felt like shooting the horse was a milestone in video games.

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    #33  Edited By grilledcheez
    Fr0Br0 said:
    "most FPS don't stray too far from that game. Most have shallow stories and characters, give you a gun and tell you to shoot these dudes (And it will kill them faster if you shoot them in the face)"
    That's why it's funny. : |
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    #34  Edited By lamegame621

    Haha. Satire at it's finest :D

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    #35  Edited By AURON570

    haha awesome.

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    #36  Edited By Scorched

    lol
    that's great

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    #37  Edited By Grady

    Oh No!!!! Somebody call PETA!!!

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    #38  Edited By AllanIceman

    In Stores Now!

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    #39  Edited By LiquidPrince

    I'd play it XD

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    #40  Edited By Computerplayer1

    GOTY Edition please.

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    #41  Edited By toowalrus

    So, it's Resident Evil 5? Nah, I love that game.

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    #42  Edited By Media_Master

    thats some good satire!!

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    #43  Edited By Milkman

    One thing that always impressed me about the Onion is their video game parodies. They actually know what they're talking about. I mean, what kind of satire website actually knows what IGN is or for that matter, that video game critics even exist? The most awesome kind. 

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    #44  Edited By papercut

    Is it coming to P.C.????

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    #45  Edited By Trnck

    Too bad it's on Onion.

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    #46  Edited By Junior_AIN

    LOL! Awesomeness!

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    #47  Edited By Azrail
    http://doomcat.mybrute.com

    ^better game
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    #48  Edited By Krenor

    This game's story about revenge and brutality is one of the best ones I have seen in at least 10 years, the gameplay is fluid and the graphics are better then that of the greatest titles available now, I recommend everyone to play the demo and experience this themselves 

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    #49  Edited By sneakysnake128

    Ahaha this is too good.

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    #50  Edited By AliasOpilo

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