I found Jeff Gerstmann female version

#1 Edited by NeverAgain (6 posts) -

Check this out, she looks like him and talks like him 
 

#2 Posted by Geno (6768 posts) -

Omg.

#3 Posted by evildeadron (883 posts) -

disturbing
#4 Posted by Artie (857 posts) -

I think Jeff was made as a male for a reason

#5 Posted by Turambar (7258 posts) -

We have all entered the twilight zone.

#6 Posted by TheMustacheHero (6649 posts) -

She says MMORGP but then says it stand for Massively Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game...
 
I'm confused.

#7 Posted by Binman88 (3707 posts) -

I think Jeff would get the MMORPG acronym correct. It's not a role-game-playing like her acronym would suggest :P

#8 Posted by punkxblaze (3012 posts) -

I expected this to be one of those "OMG I FOUND RYAN'S TWIN LOL" threads where the subject in question has little to no resemblence to the staff member in question.
 
I'm horrified to find that I'm wrong. This will haunt me for the rest of my days.

#9 Posted by AndrewB (7782 posts) -

Wow, she really does look like the female version of Jeff. Unfortunately, she lost all her gaming credibility within the first 10 seconds for using the term "MMORGP."

#10 Posted by CoolDrMoney (2018 posts) -

HOLY SHIT

#11 Posted by Qorious (882 posts) -

Holy.... SH!T!

#12 Posted by kmdrkul (3499 posts) -

That was just downright uncanny. 

#13 Posted by alsnuts2 (692 posts) -

wow here is the crazy thing for me, She does that little "Squint and headshake" that jeff often does. very similiar mannerisims
#14 Edited by MiDNiGHTS (40 posts) -

How do you know what MMORPG stands for and yet not notice you are saying MMORGP? This is no female Jeff Gerstmann.

#15 Posted by JJOR64 (19568 posts) -

Lol?

#16 Posted by evildeadron (883 posts) -

Jeff has some explaining to do, This has John Stewart from Big Daddy written all over it
#17 Posted by Ryax (4580 posts) -

ew

#18 Posted by buzz_killington (3655 posts) -

Female Jeff talking about MMORGPs??

 
Is this a dream? 

Am I really here?

#19 Posted by Valkyr (742 posts) -

This is so disturbing, she looks exactly the same and has the same mannerisms, what is going on???, did jeff spread his seed when he was a teen??

#20 Posted by NoXious (1365 posts) -

Oke I know it's supposed to be about the man-lady-Gerstmann-thing talking about a videogame.
But how is it a MMOR(GP?)PG/FPS if it's free and looks like an 'instanced' game. Plus some of the weirdest game mechanics ever. You're a soldier, that turns into a werewolf? Whut.

#21 Posted by Imensae (164 posts) -

Got to be a relation of some kind.

#22 Posted by natetodamax (19421 posts) -

Huh?

#23 Posted by TurboMan (8244 posts) -

vid ain't workin' for me 
 
am I the only one?

#24 Posted by keyhunter (3209 posts) -

She even uses a five star rating system like him!
#25 Posted by amir90 (2243 posts) -

holy shit, this is indeed disturbing :D

#26 Posted by spankingaddict (2835 posts) -
@Geno said:
"

Omg.

"
omg is right!!!!!!!!!!!
#27 Posted by TheHT (12563 posts) -

It's an MMORGP, and if you don't know the internet lingo, MMORGP is Massive Multiplayer Online Roleplaying Game


It's an MMORGP, MMORGP is Massive Multiplayer Online Roleplaying Game.

 

It's an MMORGP is Massive Multiplayer Online Roleplaying Game.

 

MMORGP is Massive Multiplayer Online Roleplaying Game.


MMORGP is Massive


MMORGP is


MMORGP

 
LAWD HAF MERCY!!
Online
#28 Posted by Bionicicide (1230 posts) -

You win the Internet.

#29 Posted by CharlesAlanRatliff (5712 posts) -

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

#30 Posted by snipeshow_17 (83 posts) -

haha thats awesome

#31 Posted by Kibblez (754 posts) -

WOW, thats pretty amazin.

#32 Posted by Joeyoe31 (848 posts) -

Mind blowing.

#33 Posted by Famov (760 posts) -


I bet that there's an opposite sex version of all of us in this world. Why wouldn't there be? Why shouldn't there be?

 

I just hope that the lady version of me doesn't have my eyebrows. A hedge trimmer would serve more of a purpose than tweezers.

#34 Posted by wefwefasdf (6730 posts) -

I am scared. :/

#35 Posted by Dynamitekyle (642 posts) -

 AGGGGRHRHRGAG
Holy Jesus. This is amazing.
#36 Posted by FluxWaveZ (19824 posts) -
@Famov said:
" Why shouldn't there be? "

I can think of a few reasons...
#37 Posted by CharlesAlanRatliff (5712 posts) -

My friends told me they went to a strip club and saw a girl that looked just like me. It totally ruined their experience.

#38 Posted by Shadz (214 posts) -

Creepy

#39 Posted by Smallville123 (439 posts) -

Hahahhaha..  Nah Jeff has some style compared to her

#40 Posted by Brunchies (2501 posts) -

This is awesome. 

#41 Posted by chw (116 posts) -

 

  

I used to think you were one of a kind, Gerstmann. I was wrong.

#42 Edited by lemon360 (1231 posts) -

Wuh!?
Edit: Brand new gb user account IS the creepy Jeff stalker/obsessor/lookalike.

#43 Posted by Claude (16630 posts) -

Jeff on estrogen, pretty much. Fucking trip. 
#44 Posted by SirPsychoSexy (1364 posts) -

Wow, that is so weird, Jeff needs to see this.

#45 Posted by shoey (10 posts) -

Pretty huge resemblance. I know a young-man version of Jeff. I'll try to post it up later.

#46 Posted by Guyzea (801 posts) -

I went into a coma for 2 minutes after seeing this. Wow, forget all current Infinity Ward news, this is BIGGER NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!

#47 Posted by Claude (16630 posts) -

She's more hardcore than me. I'll give her that. You go girl. Kick ass. Crazy.
#48 Posted by TorgoGrooves89 (336 posts) -

Yeah i really want Jeff to see this thread and leave a comment. That would be funny.
#49 Posted by shoey (10 posts) -


#50 Posted by TheHBK (5663 posts) -

holy shit, Jeff and this chick should get together and fuck so we can have an unlimited supply of Gertsmanns!

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