I found Jeff Gerstmann female version

#1 Edited by NeverAgain (4 posts) -

Check this out, she looks like him and talks like him 

#2 Posted by Geno (6477 posts) -


#3 Posted by evildeadron (830 posts) -

#4 Posted by Artie (696 posts) -

I think Jeff was made as a male for a reason

#5 Posted by Turambar (6925 posts) -

We have all entered the twilight zone.

#6 Posted by TheMustacheHero (6655 posts) -

She says MMORGP but then says it stand for Massively Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game...
I'm confused.

#7 Posted by Binman88 (3693 posts) -

I think Jeff would get the MMORPG acronym correct. It's not a role-game-playing like her acronym would suggest :P

#8 Posted by punkxblaze (2990 posts) -

I expected this to be one of those "OMG I FOUND RYAN'S TWIN LOL" threads where the subject in question has little to no resemblence to the staff member in question.
I'm horrified to find that I'm wrong. This will haunt me for the rest of my days.

#9 Posted by AndrewB (7692 posts) -

Wow, she really does look like the female version of Jeff. Unfortunately, she lost all her gaming credibility within the first 10 seconds for using the term "MMORGP."

#10 Posted by CoolDrMoney (1978 posts) -


#11 Posted by Qorious (847 posts) -

Holy.... SH!T!

#12 Posted by kmdrkul (3476 posts) -

That was just downright uncanny. 

#13 Posted by alsnuts2 (676 posts) -

wow here is the crazy thing for me, She does that little "Squint and headshake" that jeff often does. very similiar mannerisims
#14 Edited by MiDNiGHTS (39 posts) -

How do you know what MMORPG stands for and yet not notice you are saying MMORGP? This is no female Jeff Gerstmann.

#15 Posted by JJOR64 (19098 posts) -


#16 Posted by evildeadron (830 posts) -

Jeff has some explaining to do, This has John Stewart from Big Daddy written all over it
#17 Posted by Ryax (4630 posts) -


#18 Posted by buzz_killington (3532 posts) -

Female Jeff talking about MMORGPs??

Is this a dream? 

Am I really here?

#19 Posted by Valkyr (670 posts) -

This is so disturbing, she looks exactly the same and has the same mannerisms, what is going on???, did jeff spread his seed when he was a teen??

#20 Posted by NoXious (1355 posts) -

Oke I know it's supposed to be about the man-lady-Gerstmann-thing talking about a videogame.
But how is it a MMOR(GP?)PG/FPS if it's free and looks like an 'instanced' game. Plus some of the weirdest game mechanics ever. You're a soldier, that turns into a werewolf? Whut.

#21 Posted by Imensae (142 posts) -

Got to be a relation of some kind.

#22 Posted by natetodamax (19230 posts) -


#23 Posted by TurboMan (7824 posts) -

vid ain't workin' for me 
am I the only one?

#24 Posted by keyhunter (3207 posts) -

She even uses a five star rating system like him!
#25 Posted by amir90 (2179 posts) -

holy shit, this is indeed disturbing :D

#26 Posted by spankingaddict (2747 posts) -
@Geno said:


omg is right!!!!!!!!!!!
#27 Posted by TheHT (12003 posts) -

It's an MMORGP, and if you don't know the internet lingo, MMORGP is Massive Multiplayer Online Roleplaying Game

It's an MMORGP, MMORGP is Massive Multiplayer Online Roleplaying Game.


It's an MMORGP is Massive Multiplayer Online Roleplaying Game.


MMORGP is Massive Multiplayer Online Roleplaying Game.

MMORGP is Massive



#28 Posted by Bionicicide (1213 posts) -

You win the Internet.

#29 Posted by CharlesAlanRatliff (5470 posts) -


#30 Posted by snipeshow_17 (70 posts) -

haha thats awesome

#31 Posted by Kibblez (702 posts) -

WOW, thats pretty amazin.

#32 Posted by Joeyoe31 (820 posts) -

Mind blowing.

#33 Posted by Famov (768 posts) -

I bet that there's an opposite sex version of all of us in this world. Why wouldn't there be? Why shouldn't there be?


I just hope that the lady version of me doesn't have my eyebrows. A hedge trimmer would serve more of a purpose than tweezers.

#34 Posted by wefwefasdf (6729 posts) -

I am scared. :/

#35 Posted by Dynamitekyle (575 posts) -

Holy Jesus. This is amazing.
#36 Posted by FluxWaveZ (19399 posts) -
@Famov said:
" Why shouldn't there be? "

I can think of a few reasons...
#37 Posted by CharlesAlanRatliff (5470 posts) -

My friends told me they went to a strip club and saw a girl that looked just like me. It totally ruined their experience.

#38 Posted by Shadz (200 posts) -


#39 Posted by Smallville123 (421 posts) -

Hahahhaha..  Nah Jeff has some style compared to her

#40 Posted by Brunchies (2484 posts) -

This is awesome. 

#41 Posted by chw (102 posts) -



I used to think you were one of a kind, Gerstmann. I was wrong.

#42 Edited by lemon360 (1102 posts) -

Edit: Brand new gb user account IS the creepy Jeff stalker/obsessor/lookalike.

#43 Posted by Claude (16255 posts) -

Jeff on estrogen, pretty much. Fucking trip. 
#44 Posted by SirPsychoSexy (1332 posts) -

Wow, that is so weird, Jeff needs to see this.

#45 Posted by shoey (9 posts) -

Pretty huge resemblance. I know a young-man version of Jeff. I'll try to post it up later.

#46 Posted by Guyzea (816 posts) -

I went into a coma for 2 minutes after seeing this. Wow, forget all current Infinity Ward news, this is BIGGER NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!

#47 Posted by Claude (16255 posts) -

She's more hardcore than me. I'll give her that. You go girl. Kick ass. Crazy.
#48 Posted by TorgoGrooves89 (346 posts) -

Yeah i really want Jeff to see this thread and leave a comment. That would be funny.
#49 Posted by shoey (9 posts) -

#50 Posted by TheHBK (5593 posts) -

holy shit, Jeff and this chick should get together and fuck so we can have an unlimited supply of Gertsmanns!

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