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    Kane & Lynch: Dead Men

    Game » consists of 9 releases. Released Nov 13, 2007

    A squad-based shooter centering around the uneasy alliance between ex-military mercenary Adam 'Kane' Marcus and the psychopathic James Lynch.

    I just found the Kane and Lynch page...

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    #2  Edited By gingertastic_10

    Well it is true, sadly.

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    #3  Edited By Out_On_Bail

    Lol yeah I've seen it, definitely gets a chuckle out of me everytime.  

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    #4  Edited By Venatio

    Yeah its awesome

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    #5  Edited By FluxWaveZ

    But that still may not be the true reason behind it, though.
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    #6  Edited By AvD

    It's great, and the least controversial way to get the point across.

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    I've seen it, but it's still funny

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    #8  Edited By TwoOneFive

    was it necessary to bring this up into a thread?  for some reason i dont thnk so. 

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    #9  Edited By Fallen189

    HAHA IN JOKE.
     
    I GET IT.

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    #10  Edited By regularassmilk

    Hahahaha.

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    #11  Edited By lemon360

    Nice header

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    #12  Edited By RHCPfan24

    That has been there for awhile, I think the moment that page went up or shortly after. It is pretty funny honestly and props to whoever wrote it.

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    #13  Edited By DerekDanahy

    That's sweet.

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    Lol, it's true.

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    #15  Edited By toowalrus

    Jeff may have been getting it on with the bosses wife, we really don't know...

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    #16  Edited By demonbear
    @TooWalrus said:
    " Jeff may have been getting it on with the bosses wife, we really don't know... "
    Or another man.. Seriously, the man is 35 and living with 2 other guys.... think about it.
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    #17  Edited By TwoOneFive
    @demonbear said:
    " @TooWalrus said:
    " Jeff may have been getting it on with the bosses wife, we really don't know... "
    Or another man.. Seriously, the man is 35 and living with 2 other guys.... think about it. "
    wait...what?!
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    #18  Edited By apathylad
    @demonbear said:
    " @TooWalrus said:
    " Jeff may have been getting it on with the bosses wife, we really don't know... "
    Or another man.. Seriously, the man is 35 and living with 2 other guys.... think about it. "
    But...but..He said he liked boobs in the Soul Calibur IV review. :P
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    #19  Edited By Drebin_893
    @Apathylad said:
    " @demonbear said:
    " @TooWalrus said:
    " Jeff may have been getting it on with the bosses wife, we really don't know... "
    Or another man.. Seriously, the man is 35 and living with 2 other guys.... think about it. "
    But...but..He said he liked boobs in the Soul Calibur IV review. :P "
    He meant "Moobs".
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    #20  Edited By natetodamax

    Nice

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    #21  Edited By demonbear
    @TwoOneFive said:

    " @demonbear said:

    " @TooWalrus said:
    " Jeff may have been getting it on with the bosses wife, we really don't know... "
    Or another man.. Seriously, the man is 35 and living with 2 other guys.... think about it. "
    wait...what?! "
    Is that really hard to believe? For what it's worth, I think he's straight. But he lives like a gay person. Anyone who's famous, single, 35 and still living in an appartment with male "friends", well, you know... ;)
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    #22  Edited By ArcBorealis

    Lol, nice.

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    #23  Edited By Spike94
    @demonbear said:
    "@TwoOneFive said:

    " @demonbear said:

    " @TooWalrus said:
    " Jeff may have been getting it on with the bosses wife, we really don't know... "
    Or another man.. Seriously, the man is 35 and living with 2 other guys.... think about it. "
    wait...what?! "
    Is that really hard to believe? For what it's worth, I think he's straight. But he lives like a gay person. Anyone who's famous, single, 35 and still living in an appartment with male "friends", well, you know... ;) "

    Oh please, you people are reading too much into things....-_-
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    #24  Edited By Canberra

    it was our genesis.

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    #25  Edited By LiquidPrince

    Haha.

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    #26  Edited By Seedofpower
    @Spike94 said:
    " @demonbear said:
    "@TwoOneFive said:

    " @demonbear said:

    " @TooWalrus said:
    " Jeff may have been getting it on with the bosses wife, we really don't know... "
    Or another man.. Seriously, the man is 35 and living with 2 other guys.... think about it. "
    wait...what?! "
    Is that really hard to believe? For what it's worth, I think he's straight. But he lives like a gay person. Anyone who's famous, single, 35 and still living in an appartment with male "friends", well, you know... ;) "
    Oh please, you people are reading too much into things....-_- "
    This made me laugh a lot.
     
     
    Anyways, Yes that's the best header on the site.
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    #27  Edited By Kohe321

    Best blurb on the site XD

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    #28  Edited By Slurpelve

    They are talking making a Kane and Lynch  movie(which is going to sux) that maybe dircted by Uwe Boll.    :P 
     
     
     
    Just kidding, but still Kane and Lynch movie is going to suck badly.

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    #29  Edited By _Phara0h_
    @FluxWaveZ said:
    " But that still may not be the true reason behind it, though. "
    Well somebody approved it or els it wouldn't be on their...
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    #30  Edited By FluxWaveZ
    @THAfara0 said:
    " @FluxWaveZ said:
    " But that still may not be the true reason behind it, though. "
    Well somebody approved it or els it wouldn't be on their... "

    So...?
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    #31  Edited By Spike94
    @Seedofpower said:
    " @Spike94 said:
    " @demonbear said:
    "@TwoOneFive said:

    " @demonbear said:

    " @TooWalrus said:
    " Jeff may have been getting it on with the bosses wife, we really don't know... "
    Or another man.. Seriously, the man is 35 and living with 2 other guys.... think about it. "
    wait...what?! "
    Is that really hard to believe? For what it's worth, I think he's straight. But he lives like a gay person. Anyone who's famous, single, 35 and still living in an appartment with male "friends", well, you know... ;) "
    Oh please, you people are reading too much into things....-_- "
    This made me laugh a lot.   Anyways, Yes that's the best header on the site. "
    xD I am glad we provided entertainment for you. 
     
    But yeah, totally rocks. Amazing header.
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    #33  Edited By jakob187
    @FluxWaveZ said:
    " But that still may not be the true reason behind it, though. "
    In episode 67 of Invisible Walls, they basically say that the review for Kane & Lynch in adverse to the advertising dollars spent at Gamespot were the reason that Jeff got fired.  The discussion about review ethics starts at about 5 minutes in, and the comment about Jeff comes in at 9 minutes and 13 seconds.
     
      
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    #34  Edited By Deusoma

    One of the things I've always liked about the Kane & Lynch theory is that despite the fact that we'll never really know if it's true or not, Jeff plays along with it. Like the trip last year to TGS where one of the photos taken was of Jeff looking thoughtfully at a Japanese copy of Kane & Lynch.

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    #35  Edited By buzz_clik
    @jakob187: No, dude, you're missing the point of this thread now... is Jeff gay or not? *rolling eyes*
     
    Seriously, if I wanted a discussion on Jeff's sexuality, I'd PM Donk.

    P.S. Thanks for the vid, jakob187.
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    #36  Edited By crusader8463

    ^_^

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    #37  Edited By CL60

    It's the truth.

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    #38  Edited By FluxWaveZ
    @jakob187: Oh, wow.  Thanks for the vid.
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    #40  Edited By PureRok
    @THAfara0 said:
    " @FluxWaveZ said:
    " But that still may not be the true reason behind it, though. "
    Well somebody approved it or els it wouldn't be on their... "
    Not necessarily. Once you get 1000 points you don't need approval. If I wanted to I could change the blurb to a real one right now and I wouldn't need approval. I won't, though, because I don't really care.

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