you think Kratos was a bully when he was a kid?

#1 Posted by bulletclip6 (131 posts) -
#2 Posted by ArchScabby (5809 posts) -

no way.  He was totally a singer in the church choir.  Then one night someone came and murdered his mom, and paralyzed his dad, and ever since than he's been the way he is.

#3 Posted by Linkyshinks (9880 posts) -

Well if he did I blame that Pedo Zeus. That god dude repeatedly sat him on his knee an got him to play with his beard, while he worked his Titan on his ass.

#4 Posted by CountRockula (398 posts) -

No way.  Bullies are the kids that give you wedgies and then laugh at you for fun.  As a kid, I'm sure Kratos just beat the crap out of other kids, and then was still pissed off when he was finished.

#5 Posted by LiquidPrince (16155 posts) -

Spartans weren't raised like others. They had the shit beaten out of them everyday so that their bodies would harden.

#6 Posted by Red (5994 posts) -
CountRockula said:
"No way.  Bullies are the kids that give you wedgies and then laugh at you for fun.  As a kid, I'm sure Kratos just beat the crap out of other kids, and then was still pissed off when he was finished."
Win.
#7 Posted by insanegamer (612 posts) -

nah he was a skiiny nerdy kid and then took a lot of steroids to buff up and now look at him.

#8 Edited by EvilDingo (589 posts) -

nah - I bet Kratos was bullied as a child, and as a result he's now seeking revenge on the world.

#9 Posted by Qorious (847 posts) -

I doubt it. He just made a mistake when he vowed to help Aries.

#10 Posted by RHCPfan24 (8609 posts) -

Kratos didn't need to be a bully. I believe he was a regular, jock type of figure and beat up a few of the bullies at his own place, and then kept their heads as trophies. There is a huge difference there.

#11 Posted by End_Boss (3220 posts) -

Kratos wasn't a bully when he was a kid, because Kratos was never a child.

#12 Posted by TheFreeMan (2712 posts) -
End_Boss said:
"Kratos wasn't a bully when he was a kid, because Kratos was never a child."
Okay, I lol'd at that.
#13 Posted by bulletclip6 (131 posts) -

Kratos = Deebo

#14 Edited by jakob187 (21755 posts) -

Most babies kick in the womb because it's involuntary muscle movement.

Kratos kicked his mother in the womb because he needed to slit her fucking throat.
#15 Posted by Arkthemaniac (6535 posts) -

Kratos was a D&D nerd as a kid.

#16 Posted by zityz (2360 posts) -

He was the fat kid that was picked on throughout Grade School, High school and College.

However, During that High school, reunion...

#17 Posted by Fantastical (94 posts) -

Maybe Kratos just needed a hug.

#18 Posted by LiquidPrince (16155 posts) -
End_Boss said:
"Kratos wasn't a bully when he was a kid, because Kratos was never a child."
XD


#19 Posted by LiveOrDie1212 (926 posts) -

he was a nerd until he uses Old Spice...now look at him.

#20 Posted by TwoOneFive (9459 posts) -

its a trick question because all spartans were pretty much bullies so that would make him not a bully compared to everyone else. 

#21 Posted by LiquidPrince (16155 posts) -
LiveOrDie1212 said:
"he was a nerd until he uses Old Spice...now look at him."
I just saw the LL cool J ad... XD


#22 Posted by Eric_Buck (1289 posts) -

Yup, they chained him down and put a red tribal tattoo on him.

#23 Posted by TheHBK (5561 posts) -
Eric_Buck said:
"Yup, they chained him down and put a red tribal tattoo on him."

No, I am pretty sure he got chained down to get some man love.  He looks the part.
#24 Posted by leky1 (829 posts) -

no bullies beat you up lauggh at you give you wedgies and kratos did something completely better and he decided to rip peoples heads off in school xP

#25 Posted by CaptainTightPants (2834 posts) -

Believe it or not, Kratos was actually the softy of the class when he was small.

#26 Posted by Andorski (5365 posts) -

Considering Greek culture, Kratos was probably some general's boy toy.

#27 Posted by eroticfishcake (7789 posts) -

"Gimme me your lunch drachme!"
 
"Don't hurt me Kratos!"

#28 Posted by maimran91 (352 posts) -

Kratos got tortured by Spartan warriors when he was a kid, i think

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