Bear Grylls game???

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#1 Posted by Newjack (231 posts) -

Really hope there's a quick look of this.

#2 Edited by Ryax (4630 posts) -

i really hope the idea gets burned in a fire along with anyone who saw the idea.

#3 Posted by sodiumCyclops (2644 posts) -

I wonder if they will have gameplay of him being off screen with his coffee and makeup crew.

#4 Posted by BergDK (270 posts) -

Eating gross things simulator?

#5 Posted by Javking (5 posts) -

I for one, am unashamedly excited for this game.

#6 Posted by Spoonman671 (4525 posts) -

Bear Grylls is a phony!  Les Stroud is the man!

#7 Posted by ztiworoh (731 posts) -

Will there be a motion-controlled seawater enema simulator?

#8 Posted by Blueman (753 posts) -

Bear Grylls is awesome and i am legitimately excited for this game.

#9 Posted by Aaox (1657 posts) -
@Ryax: But wait, I know about the idea now. Does that mean I have to get burned in a fire?
#10 Posted by Ryax (4630 posts) -
@Aaox said:
" @Ryax: But wait, I know about the idea now. Does that mean I have to get burned in a fire? "
you, me and everyone who looks at this thread. its a secret plot to mass genocide 
#11 Posted by Aaox (1657 posts) -
@Ryax said:
" @Aaox said:
" @Ryax: But wait, I know about the idea now. Does that mean I have to get burned in a fire? "
you, me and everyone who looks at this thread. its a secret plot to mass genocide  "
CURSES
#12 Posted by Ryax (4630 posts) -
@Aaox said:
" @Ryax said:
" @Aaox said:
" @Ryax: But wait, I know about the idea now. Does that mean I have to get burned in a fire? "
you, me and everyone who looks at this thread. its a secret plot to mass genocide  "
CURSES "
yup. bear grylls you don e it again!
#13 Posted by dark1024 (7 posts) -

Im with Blueman,   legitimately excited.

#14 Posted by Aaox (1657 posts) -
@Ryax said:
" @Aaox said:
" @Ryax said:
" @Aaox said:
" @Ryax: But wait, I know about the idea now. Does that mean I have to get burned in a fire? "
you, me and everyone who looks at this thread. its a secret plot to mass genocide  "
CURSES "
yup. bear grylls you don e it again! "
That sneaky devil.
#15 Posted by SoothsayerGB (1468 posts) -
@Spoonman671 said:

" Bear Grylls is a phony!  Les Stroud is the man! "

0/10  You mean all that jumping off cliffs, skydiving, breaking of bones, spear fishing, hunting with a knife, eating everything, shitting off a cliff, is all fake?  Bear is a legit commando who climbed Everest, while Stroud is a fat canadian music producer. Who rarely does anything other than talk and walk around acting smart.
 
You are clearly very smart and I would like to subscribe to your news letter.  
 
Anyway. Is there any gameplay of this game?  Seems like a bad idea.  Kinda like that Deadliest Catch game.  But I'd play it if it had all this in there...
 
 
 
 
 
 
#16 Posted by Jimbo (9769 posts) -

It exists, there is video of it - it looks like the worst thing ever.  There is also an interview with Mr. Grylls at E3, where he fails to hide his contempt for the event and everybody there.  He did serve in the SAS, break his back, recover from a broken back, and then go on to climb Everest though... so I guess I'll cut him some slack.

#17 Posted by armaan8014 (5316 posts) -

Needs a QL

#18 Posted by BraveFart (298 posts) -

Would be fun if he can die in the game.
 
*Bear Grylls drank his own pee and died*

#19 Posted by Goly (843 posts) -
@Javking said:
" I for one, am unashamedly excited for this game. "
word!
#20 Posted by Krystal_Sackful (808 posts) -

I imagine this being like Tony Hawk and you only have a limited amount of time to do as much retarded, unsafe, disgusting shit before the time runs out. And then you get points.

#21 Posted by DougQuaid (1270 posts) -
@Spoonman671 said:
" Bear Grylls is a phony!  Les Stroud is the man! "
#22 Posted by Kyreo (4600 posts) -
@sodiumCyclops said:
" I wonder if they will have gameplay of him being off screen with his coffee and makeup crew. "
The whole point of the game is maintain the charade of actually being in danger...  there is a little meter on the HUD for that.  It's like a stealth game but not... 
#23 Posted by Kyelb22 (297 posts) -
@BraveFart said:
" Would be fun if he can die in the game.  *Bear Grylls drank his own pee and died* "
Best death for any game, ever. lol
#24 Posted by Metal_Mills (2980 posts) -

I love Man vs Wild but man, this is gonna suck.

#25 Posted by JJWeatherman (14553 posts) -
@Kyelb22 said:
" @BraveFart said:
" Would be fun if he can die in the game.  *Bear Grylls drank his own pee and died* "
Best death for any game, ever. lol "
Pshhhhh. 
 
He's drank his own pee plenty of times. That would be a weak death. A real death would be his parachute cord breaking while jumping into a volcano.
#26 Posted by EveretteScott (1442 posts) -
@sodiumCyclops said:
" I wonder if they will have gameplay of him being off screen with his coffee and makeup crew. "
Ah, you're one of those people. It's a TV show for entertainment purposes, grow the fuck up.
#27 Posted by LordAndrew (14417 posts) -

Holy shit! How did I not know about this game?!
 
And how did I get 13 points on this page?!

#28 Posted by sodiumCyclops (2644 posts) -
@EveretteScott said:
" @sodiumCyclops said:
" I wonder if they will have gameplay of him being off screen with his coffee and makeup crew. "
Ah, you're one of those people. It's a TV show for entertainment purposes, grow the fuck up. "
Take a joke son.
#29 Posted by MooseyMcMan (10362 posts) -
@sodiumCyclops said:
" I wonder if they will have gameplay of him being off screen with his coffee and makeup crew. "
Online
#30 Posted by EveretteScott (1442 posts) -
@sodiumCyclops said:
" @EveretteScott said:
" @sodiumCyclops said:
" I wonder if they will have gameplay of him being off screen with his coffee and makeup crew. "
Ah, you're one of those people. It's a TV show for entertainment purposes, grow the fuck up. "
Take a joke son. "
No, dad.
#31 Posted by GlenTennis (3144 posts) -

I never even knew this was a game.
Probably won't be good.

#32 Posted by NorseDudeTR (420 posts) -

This'd better be a 3rd person action game with occasional boom mikes dropping into view.
With on demand supply drops. What?

#33 Posted by DukeTogo (1504 posts) -
@SoothsayerGB said:

" @Spoonman671 said:

" Bear Grylls is a phony!  Les Stroud is the man! "

0/10  You mean all that jumping off cliffs, skydiving, breaking of bones, spear fishing, hunting with a knife, eating everything, shitting off a cliff, is all fake?  Bear is a legit commando who climbed Everest, while Stroud is a fat canadian music producer. Who rarely does anything other than talk and walk around acting smart.
"
Les Stroud never felt the need for cheap theatrics by doing stupid shit like jumping off high places or drinking his own piss, and didn't hide anything about his safety crew and prep for his outings.  I'm not going down the road of who's tougher or knows more about survival, but both are different enough to exist on the same channel and cater to different audiences.
 
I would like to see them switch jobs for a special and each do the other guys show.
#34 Posted by Jasta (2217 posts) -
@Spoonman671 said:
" Bear Grylls is a phony!  Les Stroud is the man! "
And Chris Ryan is the real thing.
#35 Posted by Meltbrain (2968 posts) -
@Ryax said:
" i really hope the idea gets burned in a fire along with anyone who saw the idea. "
Agreed.
#36 Posted by Meltbrain (2968 posts) -
@EveretteScott said:
" @sodiumCyclops said:
" @EveretteScott said:
" @sodiumCyclops said:
" I wonder if they will have gameplay of him being off screen with his coffee and makeup crew. "
Ah, you're one of those people. It's a TV show for entertainment purposes, grow the fuck up. "
Take a joke son. "
No, dad. "
You probably should learn to take a joke, like.
#37 Posted by Kjellm87 (1728 posts) -

I have mad respect for Bear Grylls, but I don't think I need a game

#38 Posted by tunaburn (1879 posts) -
@SoothsayerGB:
but he was busted for lying. Sleeping in a hotel when he said he was spending the night in the wild on his show. And having fast food for dinner while he pretended he only was eating what he caught.
#39 Posted by FirePrince (1763 posts) -
@Spoonman671 said:
"Bear Grylls is a phony!  Les Stroud is the man! "

Yup.Bear Grylls goes way overboard.
#40 Posted by sins_of_mosin (1556 posts) -

This guy is such BS.  He fakes everything and didn't admit it until overwhelming evidence shamed the Discovery Channel into admitting it.  His show is totally flawed by having a camera team with him.  The show is a joke and so is that tool.
 
There is only one TRUE survival show and that is Survivorman.  Its a damn shame Les Stroud can't make anymore episodes but you have to understand what his body goes thru when he is left ALONE and has to survive AND film.

#41 Posted by bartok (2406 posts) -

If I can't drink my own piss or give myself an enema then no sale. 


On a slightly unrelated note I would love a Dirty Jobs or Myth Busters game.
#42 Posted by RichardLOlson (1852 posts) -

Yea this game really strikes me as odd.  I'm not sure what they plan on doing with this, but I hope its nothing like the Lost game they came out with.

#43 Posted by NTM (7234 posts) -

I think the show's pretty good and Bear looks like a cool person, but this game's going to suck I'm sure, which is unfortunate... (waits until release date. Ten ten ten ten ten ten!)

#44 Edited by fentonalpha (819 posts) -
@Spoonman671 said:

" Bear Grylls is a phony!  Les Stroud is the man! "

This.    I rarely appreciate "This"..... but This, This and This.  All Capitalized.
 
 I just realized that Minecraft already beats this game at what it is. 
#45 Posted by Snowboarder75 (46 posts) -

Just think of the achievements.   

Bear-Dew 25g (drank own piss)    

#46 Posted by Vinny_Says (5681 posts) -
@Spoonman671 said:
" Bear Grylls is a phony!  Les Stroud is the man! "
welcome to 3 years ago.
 
funny thing is Les doesn't have his own videogame. That I know of....
#47 Posted by TheMaxMeister (78 posts) -

This sounds like a terrible idea for a game. A quick look would be awesome though.

#48 Posted by RandomHero666 (3181 posts) -

Can't wait to drink my own piss and put bird shite water up my hole.. for sustenance of course

#49 Posted by ToxikPandaKoi (109 posts) -

i'm gonna buy this when the price drops in about a month ;)

#50 Posted by Agent47 (1894 posts) -
@Spoonman671: Jajaja Les Stroud is on the same jungle in every episode.Bear goes GLOBAL son, harsh tundras, burning deserts you name it.He is a hardcore dude British spec ops ain't mess around.Les ain't bad neither but Bear definitely has more field experience.Plus he is more crazy and interesting to watch.

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