Eh, its just minecraft. Couldn't care less.

I hope that he doesn't go after whiskey or Amazon. The sites were already down once before. I don't know if I can go through that again.

What fucking retards. Just kill them or something already.

People still think DDOSing is hacking? Weird.

From wikipedia :   If the United States found itself under a major cyberattack aimed at undermining the nation's critical information infrastructure, the Department of Defense is prepared, based on the authority of the President, to launch [...] an actual bombing of an attack source or a cyber counterattack."   .  Hey, they should totally attack the government and see what happens.  I'm sure they'll get the lulz they are looking for. 

Eh, its just minecraft. Couldn't care less.

@TekZero said:

From wikipedia :   If the United States found itself under a major cyberattack aimed at undermining the nation's critical information infrastructure, the Department of Defense is prepared, based on the authority of the President, to launch [...] an actual bombing of an attack source or a cyber counterattack."   .  Hey, they should totally attack the government and see what happens.  I'm sure they'll get the lulz they are looking for. 

LOL, i remember my dad telling me this and I thoght, thats BS.  But I guess every situation needs a last resort.  

And now, League of Legends is down.

I suppose this is what happens when life is so boringly sedentary that you literally have nothing better to do than be a professional asshole. These guys should go get some help, it would seem they have a strange need for attention and a delusional mindset compelling them to act like complete cocks for no apparent or justifiable reasons.

 
He took down League of Legends. New news.

Internet heroes!  
 
All of them!

 He took down League of Legends. New news.

Why attack an indie developer? Don't really get the reasoning behind that one.

@Jay444111 said:

@InternetCrab said:

LulzSec has risen once again. Now he's after Mojang. Lulzsec, about 30 minutes ago, hacked the Minecraft server, he posts on his twitter. No Minecraft with friends nor online for a few days dudes.

Okay that is FUCKING IT! you fuck with PSN and you get the fucking government after you, you then hack nintendo and then epic and the fucking Bethesda and release peoples personal info just because they wouldn't put a dumbass hat in your game, that is FUCKING IT! I sugguest capital punishment LIVE on tv on every fucking channel to make them a fucking example. NO ONE FUCKS WITH MINECRAFT and get away ALIVE. I am fucking angry and hackers need to start dying NOW.

Are you an idiot? Death penalties for hacking? You have to be like 12 or something because that's the most idiotic, ridiculous idea. Hacking is not a crime worthy of being murdered, you moron.

 
That concludes LulzSec's TitanicTakeoverTuesday. Escapist Mag, EVE Online, Minecraft and League of Legends.

@MariachiMacabre said:

@Jay444111 said:

@InternetCrab said:

LulzSec has risen once again. Now he's after Mojang. Lulzsec, about 30 minutes ago, hacked the Minecraft server, he posts on his twitter. No Minecraft with friends nor online for a few days dudes.

Okay that is FUCKING IT! you fuck with PSN and you get the fucking government after you, you then hack nintendo and then epic and the fucking Bethesda and release peoples personal info just because they wouldn't put a dumbass hat in your game, that is FUCKING IT! I sugguest capital punishment LIVE on tv on every fucking channel to make them a fucking example. NO ONE FUCKS WITH MINECRAFT and get away ALIVE. I am fucking angry and hackers need to start dying NOW.

Are you an idiot? Death penalties for hacking? You have to be like 12 or something because that's the most idiotic, ridiculous idea. Hacking is not a crime worthy of being murdered, you moron.

We need example to be made now. What better way to send the message of not fucking with the internet is with a public execution. Hell, I am AGAINST the death penalty and I think we need to start seriously punishing these asshole hackers, either we A, Public hangings of these asshats for stealing personal info, or B, chop their fucking arms off.

@MariachiMacabre said:

@Jay444111 said:

@InternetCrab said:

LulzSec has risen once again. Now he's after Mojang. Lulzsec, about 30 minutes ago, hacked the Minecraft server, he posts on his twitter. No Minecraft with friends nor online for a few days dudes.

Okay that is FUCKING IT! you fuck with PSN and you get the fucking government after you, you then hack nintendo and then epic and the fucking Bethesda and release peoples personal info jusIA t because they wouldn't put a dumbass hat in your game, that is FUCKING IT! I sugguest capital punishment LIVE on tv on every fucking channel to make them a fucking example. NO ONE FUCKS WITH MINECRAFT and get away ALIVE. I am fucking angry and hackers need to start dying NOW.

Are you an idiot? Death penalties for hacking? You have to be like 12 or something because that's the most idiotic, ridiculous idea. Hacking is not a crime worthy of being murdered, you moron.

We need example to be made now. What better way to send the message of not fucking with the internet is with a public execution. Hell, I am AGAINST the death penalty and I think we need to start seriously punishing these asshole hackers, either we A, Public hangings of these asshats for stealing personal info, or B, chop their fucking arms off.

"Gotta catch em all!"  
 
I guess...?

Send the coward to Guantanamo. Make him pray for federal rape-me-in-the ass prison.

@Jay444111 said:

@MariachiMacabre said:

@Jay444111 said:

@InternetCrab said:

LulzSec has risen once again. Now he's after Mojang. Lulzsec, about 30 minutes ago, hacked the Minecraft server, he posts on his twitter. No Minecraft with friends nor online for a few days dudes.

Okay that is FUCKING IT! you fuck with PSN and you get the fucking government after you, you then hack nintendo and then epic and the fucking Bethesda and release peoples personal info jusIA t because they wouldn't put a dumbass hat in your game, that is FUCKING IT! I sugguest capital punishment LIVE on tv on every fucking channel to make them a fucking example. NO ONE FUCKS WITH MINECRAFT and get away ALIVE. I am fucking angry and hackers need to start dying NOW.

Are you an idiot? Death penalties for hacking? You have to be like 12 or something because that's the most idiotic, ridiculous idea. Hacking is not a crime worthy of being murdered, you moron.

We need example to be made now. What better way to send the message of not fucking with the internet is with a public execution. Hell, I am AGAINST the death penalty and I think we need to start seriously punishing these asshole hackers, either we A, Public hangings of these asshats for stealing personal info, or B, chop their fucking arms off.

I thought you were joking at first, but now you're being stupid.

Pfft, League of Legends is always down people. *rolls eyes*

@Jay444111 said:

@InternetCrab said:

@Jay444111 said:

@MariachiMacabre said:

@Jay444111 said:

@InternetCrab said:

LulzSec has risen once again. Now he's after Mojang. Lulzsec, about 30 minutes ago, hacked the Minecraft server, he posts on his twitter. No Minecraft with friends nor online for a few days dudes.

Okay that is FUCKING IT! you fuck with PSN and you get the fucking government after you, you then hack nintendo and then epic and the fucking Bethesda and release peoples personal info jusIA t because they wouldn't put a dumbass hat in your game, that is FUCKING IT! I sugguest capital punishment LIVE on tv on every fucking channel to make them a fucking example. NO ONE FUCKS WITH MINECRAFT and get away ALIVE. I am fucking angry and hackers need to start dying NOW.

Are you an idiot? Death penalties for hacking? You have to be like 12 or something because that's the most idiotic, ridiculous idea. Hacking is not a crime worthy of being murdered, you moron.

We need example to be made now. What better way to send the message of not fucking with the internet is with a public execution. Hell, I am AGAINST the death penalty and I think we need to start seriously punishing these asshole hackers, either we A, Public hangings of these asshats for stealing personal info, or B, chop their fucking arms off.

I thought you were joking at first, but now you're being stupid.

Sooo... you want them to get away with releasing over 200K peoples personal info too? So... it's okay for it to go unpunished then? Is that what you are saying? We need examples to be made of them. We need to send a message, one way or the other.

Are you an idiot? What you're saying is there is NO middle ground between letting them off the hook and straight up murdering them? You are stupid.

Why oh why.

@Jay444111 said:

@InternetCrab said:

@Jay444111 said:

@MariachiMacabre said:

@Jay444111 said:

@InternetCrab said:

LulzSec has risen once again. Now he's after Mojang. Lulzsec, about 30 minutes ago, hacked the Minecraft server, he posts on his twitter. No Minecraft with friends nor online for a few days dudes.

Okay that is FUCKING IT! you fuck with PSN and you get the fucking government after you, you then hack nintendo and then epic and the fucking Bethesda and release peoples personal info jusIA t because they wouldn't put a dumbass hat in your game, that is FUCKING IT! I sugguest capital punishment LIVE on tv on every fucking channel to make them a fucking example. NO ONE FUCKS WITH MINECRAFT and get away ALIVE. I am fucking angry and hackers need to start dying NOW.

Are you an idiot? Death penalties for hacking? You have to be like 12 or something because that's the most idiotic, ridiculous idea. Hacking is not a crime worthy of being murdered, you moron.

We need example to be made now. What better way to send the message of not fucking with the internet is with a public execution. Hell, I am AGAINST the death penalty and I think we need to start seriously punishing these asshole hackers, either we A, Public hangings of these asshats for stealing personal info, or B, chop their fucking arms off.

I thought you were joking at first, but now you're being stupid.

Sooo... you want them to get away with releasing over 200K peoples personal info too? So... it's okay for it to go unpunished then? Is that what you are saying? We need examples to be made of them. We need to send a message, one way or the other.

Are you an idiot? What you're saying is there is NO middle ground between letting them off the hook and straight up murdering them? You are stupid.

@Jay444111 said:

@InternetCrab said:

@Jay444111 said:

@MariachiMacabre said:

@Jay444111 said:

@InternetCrab said:

LulzSec has risen once again. Now he's after Mojang. Lulzsec, about 30 minutes ago, hacked the Minecraft server, he posts on his twitter. No Minecraft with friends nor online for a few days dudes.

Okay that is FUCKING IT! you fuck with PSN and you get the fucking government after you, you then hack nintendo and then epic and the fucking Bethesda and release peoples personal info jusIA t because they wouldn't put a dumbass hat in your game, that is FUCKING IT! I sugguest capital punishment LIVE on tv on every fucking channel to make them a fucking example. NO ONE FUCKS WITH MINECRAFT and get away ALIVE. I am fucking angry and hackers need to start dying NOW.

Are you an idiot? Death penalties for hacking? You have to be like 12 or something because that's the most idiotic, ridiculous idea. Hacking is not a crime worthy of being murdered, you moron.

We need example to be made now. What better way to send the message of not fucking with the internet is with a public execution. Hell, I am AGAINST the death penalty and I think we need to start seriously punishing these asshole hackers, either we A, Public hangings of these asshats for stealing personal info, or B, chop their fucking arms off.

I thought you were joking at first, but now you're being stupid.

Sooo... you want them to get away with releasing over 200K peoples personal info too? So... it's okay for it to go unpunished then? Is that what you are saying? We need examples to be made of them. We need to send a message, one way or the other.

Are you an idiot? What you're saying is there is NO middle ground between letting them off the hook and straight up murdering them? You are stupid.

@Jay444111 said:

@MariachiMacabre said:

@Jay444111 said:

@InternetCrab said:

@Jay444111 said:

@MariachiMacabre said:

@Jay444111 said:

@InternetCrab said:

LulzSec has risen once again. Now he's after Mojang. Lulzsec, about 30 minutes ago, hacked the Minecraft server, he posts on his twitter. No Minecraft with friends nor online for a few days dudes.

Okay that is FUCKING IT! you fuck with PSN and you get the fucking government after you, you then hack nintendo and then epic and the fucking Bethesda and release peoples personal info jusIA t because they wouldn't put a dumbass hat in your game, that is FUCKING IT! I sugguest capital punishment LIVE on tv on every fucking channel to make them a fucking example. NO ONE FUCKS WITH MINECRAFT and get away ALIVE. I am fucking angry and hackers need to start dying NOW.

Are you an idiot? Death penalties for hacking? You have to be like 12 or something because that's the most idiotic, ridiculous idea. Hacking is not a crime worthy of being murdered, you moron.

We need example to be made now. What better way to send the message of not fucking with the internet is with a public execution. Hell, I am AGAINST the death penalty and I think we need to start seriously punishing these asshole hackers, either we A, Public hangings of these asshats for stealing personal info, or B, chop their fucking arms off.

I thought you were joking at first, but now you're being stupid.

Sooo... you want them to get away with releasing over 200K peoples personal info too? So... it's okay for it to go unpunished then? Is that what you are saying? We need examples to be made of them. We need to send a message, one way or the other.

Are you an idiot? What you're saying is there is NO middle ground between letting them off the hook and straight up murdering them? You are stupid.

And you support criminals that have just released bank numbers to millions of people online and are going to ruin the lives of those 200K people because a group of hackers decided to become super dicks and fuck things over for everyone online without thinking of the long term impact, just generally not caring and only wanting make the internet into a police state due to government intervention that IS gonna happen if they do this more and more often.

Let's be honest, chopping of their arms is the best solution we got right now.

No it isn't you complete fuckwit. Imprisonment is. They don't have access to computers in a prison cell. You talk about these hackers making the internet a police state (clearly you don't know what that is) but then say the best solution to hackers is to cut off their arms. Are you Muammar Gaddafi or something?

@Jay444111 said:

chopping of their arms is the best solution we got right now.

No, hacking off their arms is.

@Jay444111 said:

@MariachiMacabre said:

@Jay444111 said:

@InternetCrab said:

@Jay444111 said:

@MariachiMacabre said:

@Jay444111 said:

@InternetCrab said:

LulzSec has risen once again. Now he's after Mojang. Lulzsec, about 30 minutes ago, hacked the Minecraft server, he posts on his twitter. No Minecraft with friends nor online for a few days dudes.

Okay that is FUCKING IT! you fuck with PSN and you get the fucking government after you, you then hack nintendo and then epic and the fucking Bethesda and release peoples personal info jusIA t because they wouldn't put a dumbass hat in your game, that is FUCKING IT! I sugguest capital punishment LIVE on tv on every fucking channel to make them a fucking example. NO ONE FUCKS WITH MINECRAFT and get away ALIVE. I am fucking angry and hackers need to start dying NOW.

Are you an idiot? Death penalties for hacking? You have to be like 12 or something because that's the most idiotic, ridiculous idea. Hacking is not a crime worthy of being murdered, you moron.

We need example to be made now. What better way to send the message of not fucking with the internet is with a public execution. Hell, I am AGAINST the death penalty and I think we need to start seriously punishing these asshole hackers, either we A, Public hangings of these asshats for stealing personal info, or B, chop their fucking arms off.

I thought you were joking at first, but now you're being stupid.

Sooo... you want them to get away with releasing over 200K peoples personal info too? So... it's okay for it to go unpunished then? Is that what you are saying? We need examples to be made of them. We need to send a message, one way or the other.

Are you an idiot? What you're saying is there is NO middle ground between letting them off the hook and straight up murdering them? You are stupid.

And you support criminals that have just released bank numbers to millions of people online and are going to ruin the lives of those 200K people because a group of hackers decided to become super dicks and fuck things over for everyone online without thinking of the long term impact, just generally not caring and only wanting make the internet into a police state due to government intervention that IS gonna happen if they do this more and more often.

Let's be honest, chopping of their arms is the best solution we got right now.

No it isn't you complete fuckwit. Imprisonment is. They don't have access to computers in a prison cell. You talk about these hackers making the internet a police state (clearly you don't know what that is) but then say the best solution to hackers is to cut off their arms. Are you Muammar Gaddafi or something?

Can they like...hurry up and catch him and put a spike through his head for us?

Edit: *THEIR HEADS*

@Jay444111 said:

@MariachiMacabre said:

@Jay444111 said:

@MariachiMacabre said:

@Jay444111 said:

@InternetCrab said:

@Jay444111 said:

@MariachiMacabre said:

@Jay444111 said:

@InternetCrab said:

LulzSec has risen once again. Now he's after Mojang. Lulzsec, about 30 minutes ago, hacked the Minecraft server, he posts on his twitter. No Minecraft with friends nor online for a few days dudes.

Okay that is FUCKING IT! you fuck with PSN and you get the fucking government after you, you then hack nintendo and then epic and the fucking Bethesda and release peoples personal info jusIA t because they wouldn't put a dumbass hat in your game, that is FUCKING IT! I sugguest capital punishment LIVE on tv on every fucking channel to make them a fucking example. NO ONE FUCKS WITH MINECRAFT and get away ALIVE. I am fucking angry and hackers need to start dying NOW.

Are you an idiot? Death penalties for hacking? You have to be like 12 or something because that's the most idiotic, ridiculous idea. Hacking is not a crime worthy of being murdered, you moron.

We need example to be made now. What better way to send the message of not fucking with the internet is with a public execution. Hell, I am AGAINST the death penalty and I think we need to start seriously punishing these asshole hackers, either we A, Public hangings of these asshats for stealing personal info, or B, chop their fucking arms off.

I thought you were joking at first, but now you're being stupid.

Sooo... you want them to get away with releasing over 200K peoples personal info too? So... it's okay for it to go unpunished then? Is that what you are saying? We need examples to be made of them. We need to send a message, one way or the other.

Are you an idiot? What you're saying is there is NO middle ground between letting them off the hook and straight up murdering them? You are stupid.

And you support criminals that have just released bank numbers to millions of people online and are going to ruin the lives of those 200K people because a group of hackers decided to become super dicks and fuck things over for everyone online without thinking of the long term impact, just generally not caring and only wanting make the internet into a police state due to government intervention that IS gonna happen if they do this more and more often.

Let's be honest, chopping of their arms is the best solution we got right now.

No it isn't you complete fuckwit. Imprisonment is. They don't have access to computers in a prison cell. You talk about these hackers making the internet a police state (clearly you don't know what that is) but then say the best solution to hackers is to cut off their arms. Are you Muammar Gaddafi or something?

Sooo... three years in fucking jail is enough time to spend in jail for stealing everyones idientity and bank account numbers? Lets be honest, either they are NEVER allowed near anything made in the twenty first century or the stay in jail for fucking good then.

Stop thinking in extremes for fucks sakes. Punishment for releasing the information of 200,000 people would be a lot more prisontime than 3 years.

@MariachiMacabre said:

@Jay444111 said:

@MariachiMacabre said:

@Jay444111 said:

@InternetCrab said:

@Jay444111 said:

@MariachiMacabre said:

@Jay444111 said:

@InternetCrab said:

LulzSec has risen once again. Now he's after Mojang. Lulzsec, about 30 minutes ago, hacked the Minecraft server, he posts on his twitter. No Minecraft with friends nor online for a few days dudes.

Okay that is FUCKING IT! you fuck with PSN and you get the fucking government after you, you then hack nintendo and then epic and the fucking Bethesda and release peoples personal info jusIA t because they wouldn't put a dumbass hat in your game, that is FUCKING IT! I sugguest capital punishment LIVE on tv on every fucking channel to make them a fucking example. NO ONE FUCKS WITH MINECRAFT and get away ALIVE. I am fucking angry and hackers need to start dying NOW.

Are you an idiot? Death penalties for hacking? You have to be like 12 or something because that's the most idiotic, ridiculous idea. Hacking is not a crime worthy of being murdered, you moron.

We need example to be made now. What better way to send the message of not fucking with the internet is with a public execution. Hell, I am AGAINST the death penalty and I think we need to start seriously punishing these asshole hackers, either we A, Public hangings of these asshats for stealing personal info, or B, chop their fucking arms off.

I thought you were joking at first, but now you're being stupid.

Sooo... you want them to get away with releasing over 200K peoples personal info too? So... it's okay for it to go unpunished then? Is that what you are saying? We need examples to be made of them. We need to send a message, one way or the other.

Are you an idiot? What you're saying is there is NO middle ground between letting them off the hook and straight up murdering them? You are stupid.

And you support criminals that have just released bank numbers to millions of people online and are going to ruin the lives of those 200K people because a group of hackers decided to become super dicks and fuck things over for everyone online without thinking of the long term impact, just generally not caring and only wanting make the internet into a police state due to government intervention that IS gonna happen if they do this more and more often.

Let's be honest, chopping of their arms is the best solution we got right now.

No it isn't you complete fuckwit. Imprisonment is. They don't have access to computers in a prison cell. You talk about these hackers making the internet a police state (clearly you don't know what that is) but then say the best solution to hackers is to cut off their arms. Are you Muammar Gaddafi or something?

Sooo... three years in fucking jail is enough time to spend in jail for stealing everyones idientity and bank account numbers? Lets be honest, either they are NEVER allowed near anything made in the twenty first century or the stay in jail for fucking good then.

They should be in prison without any electronic devices including tv, and not have access to news papers or other forms of entertainment.

@Keenblaze said:

Wait... I thought they hacked Sony in protest of the GeoHotz debacle... Now they're just randomly attacking game companies, and by extension, gamers? I thought they were trying to portray themselves as friends of the people.

Anybody who falls for that bullshit is a fucking idiot. They're nothing more than egotistical assholes who get off on fucking over other people. They may fly the "flag of the people," but they're attacking companies who no one has a problem with and they have a very naive, juvenile view of the world.

Fuck them. I hope they all get caught and have to pay real consequences for the pathetic crimes they commit from behind the safety of a monitor.

These lulzsec guys just seem like Internet assholes. Theyre trolling online games it's time to hunker down and play single player till this blows over.

Fingers crossed someone gets busted but it's pretty doubtful

Someone needs to just cut off these assholes' hands so they can't use a computer anymore. It's not funny, its not helpful and its just annoying and mean spirited. 

Where is Hardcore Dave when you need him!?

We need him to lead the resistance once again!

@MariachiMacabre said:

@Jay444111 said:

@MariachiMacabre said:

@Jay444111 said:

@InternetCrab said:

@Jay444111 said:

@MariachiMacabre said:

@Jay444111 said:

@InternetCrab said:

LulzSec has risen once again. Now he's after Mojang. Lulzsec, about 30 minutes ago, hacked the Minecraft server, he posts on his twitter. No Minecraft with friends nor online for a few days dudes.

Okay that is FUCKING IT! you fuck with PSN and you get the fucking government after you, you then hack nintendo and then epic and the fucking Bethesda and release peoples personal info jusIA t because they wouldn't put a dumbass hat in your game, that is FUCKING IT! I sugguest capital punishment LIVE on tv on every fucking channel to make them a fucking example. NO ONE FUCKS WITH MINECRAFT and get away ALIVE. I am fucking angry and hackers need to start dying NOW.

Are you an idiot? Death penalties for hacking? You have to be like 12 or something because that's the most idiotic, ridiculous idea. Hacking is not a crime worthy of being murdered, you moron.

We need example to be made now. What better way to send the message of not fucking with the internet is with a public execution. Hell, I am AGAINST the death penalty and I think we need to start seriously punishing these asshole hackers, either we A, Public hangings of these asshats for stealing personal info, or B, chop their fucking arms off.

I thought you were joking at first, but now you're being stupid.

Sooo... you want them to get away with releasing over 200K peoples personal info too? So... it's okay for it to go unpunished then? Is that what you are saying? We need examples to be made of them. We need to send a message, one way or the other.

Are you an idiot? What you're saying is there is NO middle ground between letting them off the hook and straight up murdering them? You are stupid.

And you support criminals that have just released bank numbers to millions of people online and are going to ruin the lives of those 200K people because a group of hackers decided to become super dicks and fuck things over for everyone online without thinking of the long term impact, just generally not caring and only wanting make the internet into a police state due to government intervention that IS gonna happen if they do this more and more often.

Let's be honest, chopping of their arms is the best solution we got right now.

No it isn't you complete fuckwit. Imprisonment is. They don't have access to computers in a prison cell. You talk about these hackers making the internet a police state (clearly you don't know what that is) but then say the best solution to hackers is to cut off their arms. Are you Muammar Gaddafi or something?

Sooo... three years in fucking jail is enough time to spend in jail for stealing everyones idientity and bank account numbers? Lets be honest, either they are NEVER allowed near anything made in the twenty first century or the stay in jail for fucking good then.

@OmegaPirate said:

Stop hating on them! lulzsec are NICE GUYS !  Minecrafts security was obviously just not up to snuff, needless to say i shall not be purchasing another minecraft product for some time

you can't justify illegal activities by saying security was not up to snuff.

@UlquioKani said:

@OmegaPirate said:

Stop hating on them! lulzsec are NICE GUYS !  Minecrafts security was obviously just not up to snuff, needless to say i shall not be purchasing another minecraft product for some time

you can't justify illegal activities by saying security was not up to snuff.

You haven't been properly introduced to sarcasm, have you?

@Jay444111 said:

chopping of their arms is the best solution we got right now.

No, hacking off their arms is.

dicks

That's starting to become quite a large quote pyramid. 
 
Lulzsec are just proving to be jackasses for targeting random game developers.

Sounds to me like they need to get laid. They have far to much free time to do pointless shit apparently.

@Axxol said:

@UlquioKani said:

@OmegaPirate said:

Stop hating on them! lulzsec are NICE GUYS !  Minecrafts security was obviously just not up to snuff, needless to say i shall not be purchasing another minecraft product for some time

you can't justify illegal activities by saying security was not up to snuff.

You haven't been properly introduced to sarcasm, have you?

Sorry, It's in text so It's hard to distinguish

Why people gotta be dicks?