Good god, man.
Telltale's forums are blowing up with posts about the game crashing, running poorly or not running at all. I had to chime in for the 'repeatedly opens and crashes itself in a loop' thread as I kicked $5 to apparently fund the QA process for this game. Barely worth mentioning how many times Steam timed out when trying to purchase it in the first place (took like an hour).
https://www.telltalegames.com/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=25
There's also a massive thread on Steam forums for it. I mean... yeah. I don't know if they were rushing to beat a Christmas deadline like a retail copy, but failure to launch.
Is everyone else meeting with success or are there problems with the gb users as well?
Poker Night at the Inventory
Game » consists of 4 releases. Released Nov 22, 2010
A poker game from Telltale featuring many key characters from their studio along with other guest stars.
5 Lawyers, 4 Developers, 0 Testers
I've played around 15 games and the only problem I've had is some (totally expectable) animation jittery-ness. My largest complaint is lodged at overly exaggerated facial features on the Heavy. I'm running an Nvidia video card and motherboard on Win7 64 Ultimate, for those curious.
I've played like upwards of seven hours and the only problem I have had is the music cut out once.
Yeah I played like seven hours of poker, I want to get all the decks and shit.
Is there something wrong with that?
Well, this sucks. Hopefully this is just a "vocal minority" thing, but if it's truly this bad, I'll be extremely disappointed in Valve.
lol, sucks to be you and all those other people, I have had zero problems running it on my mac. Best 5 bones I have spent on a game in a long time, well worth every penny.
" @nintendoeats said:Which are actually useless. I hope people didn't pay the five bucks expecting to get an advantage in TF2." @ryanwho: You aren't really paying for the poker though...you are paying for the writing. "and the TF2 unlocks "
I also haven't had any major problems with downloading or playing it. I played 4 or 5 hours and only had a weird glitch once when i changed decks and tables mid tournament and for the next hand only got dealt one card...but all said that only happened once. Really liking this game.
Crashed on me once in 8 hours of gametime, which for me isn't too bad for me as most of the pc games i've bought recently have seemed to crash for me for some strange reason.
I only had a problem with it at launch. Same problem I believe everyone had. The fix for it was within an hour or so of that (and actually I fixed it faster than that). Had to do with some DLL not being seen by the game for some reason.
Anyway, other then that I have had no problems with the game. Well worth the 5$ admission just to hang around those characters and hear the crazy stuff they talk about. I still haven't heard it repeat all that much, so it's pretty amazing how much unique dialogue there is.
Games shipping with bugs seems to be a growing trend in the industry. I don't like it one bit. Maybe I'll write a blog about it; seems like there's a lot to talk about.
But what might be driving me most insane is there are bugs in the poker engine. Seriously, this is a fucking solved problem. We learned how to make poker software decades ago." Games shipping with bugs seems to be a growing trend in the industry. I don't like it one bit. Maybe I'll write a blog about it; seems like there's a lot to talk about. "
I actually worked in social networking software for a few years and helped develop an online poker game. The routines are out there and publicly available. This is not 'we gotta write this shit ourselves' territory. Example... Tycho and I have the EXACT same hand. Notice we both beat Strongbad so, we should split the both pots between the two of us, with Strongbad getting nothing.
Wait... wut.
The only thing I could think of is Tycho had K8 and I had K5 and it gave it to him for having a higher 'kicker'. Only, that's not how you play poker. Best five cards.
If he has A9 and I have A2 and the cards are
A, K, K, 7, 2.... I lose.
I don't win because I have 3 pair.
He has AAKK9 and I have AAKK7
So yeah. This shit is infuriating. I'm REALLY enjoying the dialog between Strongbad, Max and The Heavy. But at this rate, they might as well have just made an animated cartoon.
Giantbomb combined gamerscore is one of the noblest pursuits there is.
And easy achievement points are why I bought it.
Sometimes when an AI opponent has a better hand, I hope that it will be scored improperly and declare me to have the winning hand. That's not how poker is supposed to be played!
And yet I can't stop, no matter how broken the game is sometimes. :(
" @ryanwho: You aren't really paying for the poker though...you are paying for the writing. "
Everyone plays TellTale's games for the writing.
Yeah. I'd believe it. The Telltale forums has a lot of talk about 'the hands are proper, it's just not clear to the players because of the announcer who won which pot'. But stuff like this keeps happening. Here. One on one, hands are identical, the pot should be split. There's no side pot or anything.
I win, achievement unlocked.
I actually do know a good amount about poker and every so often there's some real what-the-fuck moments. It's just really depressing because, ultimately, the 'poker' part of this game as far as designing the rules is SO much easier than anything else.
" @BlaineBlaine: It looks like in the two cases you gave as examples, the winner was the one with the higher suit? First example, Tycho won because he had King of Clubs and you had King of Diamonds Second example, you won because you had Ace of Spades and Max had Ace of Diamonds "Suits have no value in poker.
" I'm playing at 800x600 because it runs terribly. Also, the game thinks an ace high beats a pair of 8s, but only when it's not in my favor, so thanks for that. "The Ace High thing didn't happen to me but yeah, it also runs fucking poorly on mine. I don't really understand how I can run L4D2 at near-max settings and need to drop Poker Night on the lowest resolution with super-low graphic settings. :/
I've really enjoyed this game a lot and the only problem I've had is the Heavy telling me about 12 time in a row about how he is a PHD, but other than that it's been running smoothly.
" @newhaap said:Except when a royal flush beats a normal flush..." @BlaineBlaine: It looks like in the two cases you gave as examples, the winner was the one with the higher suit? First example, Tycho won because he had King of Clubs and you had King of Diamonds Second example, you won because you had Ace of Spades and Max had Ace of Diamonds "Suits have no value in poker. "
More to your original point, I've had a lot of issues with the game, not so much with the poker rules but with framerate and mouse issues. I've got an AMD Phenom Quad Core 2.8GHz, 6 GB RAM, 512 MB Radeon HD4200 and the game lags real bad. I've turned the effects off, graphics down to 3 (default was 4), turned off shadows and lowered the resolution but it still lags. It is very frustrating. My friend has a better computer than I do but has no issues. I've tried various things like forcing AA, verifying integrity of the game, rebooting, updating graphics card drivers, etc. but nothing seems to work. It's barely playable which is upsetting because the dialog is great.
" @BlaineBlaine said:" @newhaap said:Except when a royal flush beats a normal flush..." @BlaineBlaine: It looks like in the two cases you gave as examples, the winner was the one with the higher suit? First example, Tycho won because he had King of Clubs and you had King of Diamonds Second example, you won because you had Ace of Spades and Max had Ace of Diamonds "Suits have no value in poker. "
A straight flush beats a regular flush, doesn't matter if there are face cards in it or not. 2, 3,4,5,6 suited beats an ace high flush same way three two's beats a pair of aces. It's just a better hand.
Newhaap was suggesting an Ace of Spades is somehow better than an Ace of Diamonds. They're worth the same. Suits don't figure into it. An ace is an ace is an ace.
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