These discussions both took place within two minutes of one another. We truly do demand the respect of all men with
our honorable ways.

You also must know that I have convinced 6 other moderators that I live in the same area as they do. They totally fell for it. I am SO good.

Lies, all lies!

That's fake.

GIANT BOMB MOD IRC IS SERIOUS BIZNESS!

Only mods can comment :P

Gee it sure is Mod IRC around here. Screw that other channel that the normal users go to.

Uhm what mod IRC?  I don't know what you are talking about....

Your cover-up plans won't trick me! I know what you people are up to, all evil schemin' and the like.

YOUR SMUGNESS!!

Didn't convince me.

Oklahoma sucks.

Because it doesn't have Coloradonians!

Are you using swift-switch or something.. and use salmon, better for luring :P

OH GAWD THEY'RE LEARNING OUR INSIDE JOKES!

:O

Needs more gravy

We need some GiantBomb chatrooms. Get the robots working on it right away!

It's a hoax. It was all staged in the Nevada desert. Lies I tell you.

I agree with Pepsi, we can't let the secret of Jon's (sometimes gravy) trout get out!

Ah, c'mon... This may be bull mess, but you guys know you talk about random shit in there. C'mon, confess!

Hahaha awesome.
Agree, there should be some sort of user Chat room.

I'm A COLORADAN DAMMIT PEPSIMAN!

Regular GB IRC channel is all *sadface* since you mods all went to our secret hideout. And yes, *sadface* is now an adjective, for I declare it so.

Psssh, our chat rules over all

*shakes fist*

wat a loser