Obviously, spoilers for the entire game.
I kept on hearing that the second half was worst than the first, so when I was almost finished with Lucas' area and was still loving the game, I figured that it was only a gradual step down. But man, as soon as Jack came out in his giant dragon form, I knew I was in for a bad time.
The boat wasn't the worst thing in the world - I was disappointed by all the stuff with Eveline from a story perspective, and they were a little too liberal with that machine gun ammo, but it wasn't a totally linear shooter, there was still a lot of exploration to be done. And while I hated the explanation for the Bakers, talking to a lucid Jack Baker painfully aware of what he, and his family, had become was surprisingly effective. The decision to make them tragic figures and victims of larger fuckery was a smart one, which only makes it sadder that the execution of it all was so dumb.
And man, those salt mines really had nothing going on for them. Just a boring time all around.
But it seemed like the final few minutes would pull out something strong. You return to the Baker Estate, the game's greatest asset. You see a wheelchair, hinting that you're going to get a payoff for one of the game's best teases. They wouldn't play with Grandma for so long unless they had a great idea they were building up to, right? The game's intro and initial trailer both end on a silhouette of her on the first floor of the main hall of the Baker house, where she's never seen in game. So you go in knowing she'll be the last boss at this point, how is that going to do be done? Is she going to roll around after you throughout the entire house with a rifle, testing your knowledge of the house's layout as you try to sneak up on her? Will she have transformed the house somehow, surprising the player with how different this place they had become so familiar with now was? You go into the attic, you give a syringe to Eveline, and she's revealed to be the old lady. Yes. It's happening.
She turns into a kaiju and you shooter her with 6 or 7 magic bullets and the game is over.
Fuck.
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