I agree with Bayonetta as the best new character. Marston may be supremely well played and his story is better told, but he's still nothing that hasn't been done before. Bayonetta SOLD "Bayonetta"; Marston came with "Red Dead Redemption".
IMO this game somewhat set the character of Samus back. I always enjoyed the fiction because it was "her armor is so bad ass she must be such a bad ass." Here, it's like she has the armor because she's not equal to the big bad soldier stereotypes. After this game I really feel that Samus in her universe is a novelty act. You get a lot of characterization from how everyone interacts, and I'm sorry, but the entire game was all people talking down to Samus, treating her like a little girl, and marginalizing her actions.
Team Ninja likes the armor. They don't give a shit about Samus.
Metal Gear games get game manuals right. Screenshots are cheap, show me you think your game is worth it with original art. It annoys me when a game comes with a shitty barely trying manual, yet tries to sell an "artbook" in the C.E.
My Walgreens has their condoms right by the prescription counter. I can't browse when old people are looking over my shoulder...shame too, since the selection is impressive.
There was this episode of the X-Files about some worm-like carny that would hide low to the ground then try to eat its way into your stomach looking for a new host.
As far as possible shit goes? Bodies of water. I mean who knows whats just under the surface?
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