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#1  Edited By H1VOLTAGE

In case you don't know, Reggie Fils-Aime is the President of Nintendo of America, and how he got there eludes me, as he is about as dumb as a rock that a baby ate, then shit out, and somehow got stuck in the toilet. I love me some video games and from time to time, my meager paychecks are just not enough to get ahold of some of those $60 games. So I like to buy used games from time to time. Little did I know that Reggie Fils-Aime now thinks I am a terrorist, and that I want to find and rape the poor sweet innocent video game monopolies of the world with a fistfull of rusty nails. During a press conference, good ol' Reggie had this to say about used video games: "You don't see businesses selling used music CDs or used DVDs," Are you fuckin' serious? And then he continues with this fucked up bullshit:

"We don't believe used games are in the best interest of the consumer. We have products that consumers want to hold onto. They want to play all of the levels of a Zelda game and unlock all of the levels." Because the second you sell your copy of Zelda to Game Crazy, it becomes a demo right? He then ends his putrid rant with this:

"A game like Personal Trainer Cooking has a long life, We believe used games aren't in the consumer's best interest. Describe another form of entertainment that has a vibrant used goods market. Used books have never taken off. The consumer likes having a brand-new experience and reliving it over and over again. If you create the right type of experience, that also happens in video games."  Keep telling yourself that Reg, some of us realize that a used copy of a game means that someone gave that company their money for that game already, and I dont have the cash to buy it myself or I would. So Reggie is a Douche Bagger, there you have it.

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#2  Edited By H1VOLTAGE
@ThomasP said:
" Yeah, Super Metroid and Symphony of the Night are my favorite games of all time so I guess you could say  I'm stoked for this. No PS3 release? If not that is horseshit. "
Since Epic games is strictly Microsoft, you can bet that this game will never touch the PS3... sad that developers dont understand how much more cash they would get if they just made their games more easily available. But what do I know, I'm just a gamer that buys their games. (thank god i have an xbox)
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#3  Edited By H1VOLTAGE
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#4  Edited By H1VOLTAGE
@lacke said:
" I don't mind getting a game like Braid, Castle Crashers or 1943 for 1200 MSP but Trials, TMNT and MvsC are all remakes. "
I totally agree with you on this one dude. And to make things even more rediculous, Castle Crashers was only 800 points! Microsoft tried to tell Behemoth to raise the price, but thankfully those newgrounds dudes that i love so much aren't greedy bitches like some people I know....MICROSOFT!!
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#5  Edited By H1VOLTAGE

1200.... God Damn you Microsoft! I love you but you are such a bitch sometimes...

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#6  Edited By H1VOLTAGE
@HeavyMental said:
" i don't see much difference between this and transformers ... and i doubt it can take sells from higher profile games "
For one, they dont transform... and secondly, Transformers blow. To continue my rant, transformer's have never had a good game... ever, and there has never been a bad mechwarrior game... ever. So as you can see the differences are vast indeed.
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#7  Edited By H1VOLTAGE

On a side note, the two coolest kain's in video games for me are #1 Kain from Legacy of Kain, and #2 Final Fantasy 2's Kain the dragoon. how about you all?

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#8  Edited By H1VOLTAGE

I'll buy it if there is a hidden fire ant level...

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#9  Edited By H1VOLTAGE

and it shall be called... PUNCH PUNCH BARF!!

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