Characters That Would Be Most Appreciated in a Meat Grinder
Let's just say there are some characters that I can not stand.
Let's just say there are some characters that I can not stand.
I never use to dislike Peach. Oh no, I thought she was cool, pretty, and all that wonderful jazz when I was younger. In Super Mario RPG, she even fought alongside you, hitting people with frying pans (which, as L4D2 shows, is not only effective, but a hell of a lot of fun). As time has gone on, her submissive, weak side has been highlighted to a greater extent. In the Paper Mario games, her only resourcefulness comes from baking food, sending messages, and flirting with a computer. When she finally got her own game, her powers came from her mood swings. Don't get me wrong, I did like the concept of her rescuing Mario for once, but that doesn't change the fact she had to cry like a sissy in order to do it. She's embarrassing to women.
HI I'M DAISY!
It's almost as if her brain was placed in the grinder already.
I should clarify on Sonic: I like him as he is in his first few games, but his personality changed to something incredibly annoying. Sorry Sonic, but this ain't working for me.
Maybe I'm alone in this, but I just did not like this thing. Useful, no doubt, but the whole amnesia thing with the whole goodness of the heart bit was just one big vomit inducer for me.
I suppose there's nothing inherently wrong with her that deserves death, no. She talks like a normal NPC usually does, but I can not see how anyone could consciously commit to this particular character as a love interest seeing as she is all stuck up on how flowers get her off. Unless you happen to be a botanist or poison ivy, I don't think this chick would keep anyone's needs fulfilled. If there's one thing worst than bestiality, it's plantiality...or whatever doing unmentionable things to a tulip is called.
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