Does anyone else see those add or infomercials on Xbox Live?  Yesterday, while I was waiting for Rainbow Six Vegas 2 to download, I perused the ads.  I found this gem.

Does anyone want to help come up with clever / fun captions? 

** edit my caption was missing.

"putting the cock back in cockpit"

Damn Tina got fat after TechTV.

"It vibrates with the on-screen action, making firefights feel more intense."

Tina likes that controller

I think we already found the best post title of 2011.

" What is that supposed to do? "

This controller provides the right kind of shafting.

" Damn Tina got fat after TechTV. "

"Tina couldn't wait to get hands on with this product!"

DPI - don't put inside.

"I usually only fuck with female pilots cause they got the illest cockpits." 

I noticed that yesterday.

Yeah, that looks remarkably phallic.

She aint fat.  Not by a long shot.  She's got it in all the right places.

I'd want to see that beaver bite down on that cock. While that may sound sexist, look at her face. Now you know.

the official microsoft big ol' dick ©

I can honestly say that when I clicked on this topic, I was not expecting that picture... and Tina has definitely gotten fatter.

" Damn Tina got fat after TechTV. "

Great, kid. Don't get Penisey!

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Does anyone else see those add or infomercials on Xbox Live?  Yesterday, while I was waiting for Rainbow Six Vegas 2 to download, I perused the ads.  I found this gem.

Does anyone want to help come up with clever / fun captions? 

** edit my caption was missing.

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damn tina got old. i think laura is still hot though. last time i saw her was also on the dashboard selling something. i remember her from  watching G4 back in the day.

I would pay insane amounts of money for that circus freak who can use a fucking door as a dildo. 

Microsoft: always boning the consumer.

PILF.  Peripherals I'd....

.... it probably works even if you don't stick it up your bum and suck on it.

" PILF.  Peripherals I'd.... "

Compatible with We Dare

Microsoft: now you can screw yourself!

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" PILF.  Peripherals I'd.... "

Like to Felch? "

im gonna throw a suggestion up in here because i cant think of a caption....   something that has to do with the Playstation Move?

Now you can have a multi-billion dollar corporation literally fuck you in the ass!

.................................... Wow.

Tina's got Jungle Fever.

It does look phallic, however, it's not a joystick. It's a pod. A gaming isolation chamber if you will. Sounds like a really cool thing to have but too expensive.

*You'll sense ALL the motions with this product*


I dunno it's late and I'm tired,

I'd like to get an inside look at her!

You know what I'm sayin'?  Huh? Huh!?!?!?!?