Lobster_Ear's forum posts

#1 Posted by Lobster_Ear (284 posts) -

Fuck culture. It would be better for the world if we all spoke one language. There would be much less prejudice amongst different people. We would be less likely to consciously or subconsciously view others as "less human" or completely different then us if we all spoke the same language.

#2 Posted by Lobster_Ear (284 posts) -

@Napalm said:

@Lobster_Ear: Why did they remove those features?

Because they're dicks.

#3 Posted by Lobster_Ear (284 posts) -

How about they bring back Netflix parties? That was pretty much the only reason I ever turned on my piece of shit 360.

#4 Posted by Lobster_Ear (284 posts) -

Fuck people who drink black coffee. That shit is fucking disgusting. I'd rather drink my own piss. I put tons of cream and sugar in my coffee because I like things that taste good.

#5 Posted by Lobster_Ear (284 posts) -

Can someone tell me what's so great about these games? I never played them, but from watching the footage it just seems like a generic rpg with an isometric camera angle (which I hate).

#6 Posted by Lobster_Ear (284 posts) -

Bitches be dumb.

#7 Edited by Lobster_Ear (284 posts) -

I don't think it would matter either way. If everyone in the world jumped at the same time it would probably cause a huge earthquake and I would die anyways and if I didn't then 7 billion rotting corpses would surely spread some airborne diseases into the air and I would die from that, so fuck it I'd jump with them.

#8 Posted by Lobster_Ear (284 posts) -

I'll settle this for all of you. All sports are fucking boring to watch and you're all idiots for watching them. FUCK YOU. Every time I see a person watching sports or talking about them I immediately realize they are a lesser person than I.

#9 Posted by Lobster_Ear (284 posts) -

@Tylea002 said:

@Lobster_Ear said:

@Tylea002 said:

@isles said:

@Tylea002: Smerch's stand-up is still the best I've ever seen.

Woah. WOAH.

Hold on, seriously? I mean, I've seen his stand up, and it just shocks me how unfunny it is. The man needs a foil to actually bring humour to his writing, this is why his shows can sometimes work, but on stage, he's just a dirth of humour. Generally. He was pretty funny at those awards, but that was more because of shock value than anything else.

But either way, whether you like him or not, if he's the best stand up you've ever seen, then you're not watching enough stand up. I suggest Reginald D Hunter - he's probably my personal favourite.

Wow, I didn't know you were the arbiter of all things funny. I thought humor was subjective, but I guess I was wrong. I've never heard of this Reginald guy, but after watching that he just seems like your basic run-of-the-mill comic. Not horribly offensive like Dane Cook, but not spectacular either, but again I guess I'm wrong since you seem to know it all.

Wait, I'm a huge asshole - I completely misread your comment!

Smerch is fucking hilarious, I take back everything I said, and apologise for the douchey manner in which I presented my rebuttal!

Well first of all it wasn't my comment, but I assume you thought he was talking about Ricky Gervais, in which case the comment I made still stands true.

#10 Posted by Lobster_Ear (284 posts) -

@Tylea002 said:

@isles said:

@Tylea002: Smerch's stand-up is still the best I've ever seen.

Woah. WOAH.

Hold on, seriously? I mean, I've seen his stand up, and it just shocks me how unfunny it is. The man needs a foil to actually bring humour to his writing, this is why his shows can sometimes work, but on stage, he's just a dirth of humour. Generally. He was pretty funny at those awards, but that was more because of shock value than anything else.

But either way, whether you like him or not, if he's the best stand up you've ever seen, then you're not watching enough stand up. I suggest Reginald D Hunter - he's probably my personal favourite.

Wow, I didn't know you were the arbiter of all things funny. I thought humor was subjective, but I guess I was wrong. I've never heard of this Reginald guy, but after watching that he just seems like your basic run-of-the-mill comic. Not horribly offensive like Dane Cook, but not spectacular either, but again I guess I'm wrong since you seem to know it all.