No, because of the final act stuff, and because Cage is already mad when they come. I would see the movie if it goes something like that:
First 30 minutes - Cage finds the monkeys and get the crew(Which consists of more than the three guys), they study the monkeys and some of them disagree on what they should do with the monkeys(What would be the focus of the research, for example). Meanwhile, we get to see Nicolas Cage and his relationship with the monkeys.
Next 30 minutes - Cage's relationship with the monkeys start to get creepier, as he convinces the crew to do what he wants under the proposition of saving the monkeys. He talks about an abandoned project of a device that can greatly diminush the temperature of an area, to the point where they can recover the lost habitat of the monkeys. He also talks about a failed medicine project that tries to heal genetic diseases through radiation(Altering the DNA enough to the point where it becomes normal again.).
After the first hour - The projects are being realized, and Cage starts admiring the creatures to an insane point, where he actually tries to kill a scientist because one radiation experiment had gone wrong. Some of the crew start to leave, they start questioning the mission, and if they should trust Cage after all, when a scientist tries to approach him and question the decision he's been making, it's Cage Rage time.
One hour and twenty-five minutes - Cage kills the man, locks the scientists in his lab, and tries to use the freezing device while hunting his crew. He also frees the monkeys in the lab to make things more interesting. When he notices he is going to die because of the temperature, he tries to enter the radiation machine...
One hour and forty-five minutes - Mutant Cage hunts the rest of the scientists when they are trying to escape, some of them die because of the temperature. Cage hunts and kills every single scientist, but he notices he can't escape the lab and save the monkeys. The monkeys get pissed and kill him while the temperature is still getting lower and lower...
Two hours and five minutes - Cut to military crew trying to find any survivors. They find the lab and eventually enter it, to find out that every monkey froze. Zoom to a monkey. He moves his finger.
ENDINGS CREDITS WITH VANILLA ICE.
There you go. Fuck the typos, it's 1 AM in here and i'm tired.
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