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Yes, it is a horrid game. But I assure you Bubsy 3D was worse.
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"Thank you for playing the demo!"
-My freind Gordon, when the 5-minute time limit ran out
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Breakout through. To the other side.
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It's like the other one, but more Super apparently. Though I bet my black, gay friend is even more 'Super'. They have magical powers.
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Gettin' to the top, gettin' to the top.
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Highway Crossing Frog.
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It's like Kung Fu on the NES. Only shittier.
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It's like Donkey Kong on the NES. With two levels. That's, like, totally one less than the NES version.
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It's... Monty Python's Flying Circus.
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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cake was a lie that when out for a burger to fight a giant crab with lottsa spaghet-OMG THIS IS FUNNY.
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Tommy reference.
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Jack Black not included.
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Holy crap there's an article for this game?
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Named after a Demoman catchphrase.
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Helluva a time to forget that Futurama quote. No, I will not look it up.
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Even my Dad thought this game sucked. That's pretty fucking bad.
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More snow than the Vancouver one.
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Probably seen on a monitor in some 80's Cold War movie.
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In our yellow. (IN OUR YELLOW!) Submarine. (SUBMARINE! HA, HA!)
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Humorous comment.
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Or... Jak 3's Power Room minigame. I just totally gave you an answer to one of my trivia questions; go get yourself a point.
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Huh, he's right! It does kinda look like Meatwad.
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An exercise in how much you can tolerate the sound of a 1-bit motor.
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The sure fire way to ruin an Atari's joystick. Kinda reminds me of Mario Party in that sense.
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It's Pac-Man. With a mouse. Pac-Rat, if you may.
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Ferret face!!!
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SOMEBODY GET THIS FREAKIN' DUCK AWAY FROM ME!
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DOUBLE BREAKOUT.
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You shoot a dot out of a giant penis into hurricane force winds. The game.
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The odds of successfully clearing a squad of Imperial Walkers with very small weak points? Your mother.
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I love cover art from the 1980's: it almost never has anything to do with the game. For example, the cover for Slot Racers suggests a futuristic, high-speed racer in the vein of F-Zero. Put it in and it looks like Dodge 'Em with wizard hats cumming on each other. I need to get out more.
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What could a game with Donkey Kong, The Swedish Chef, tribesmans that turn into chickens, and a pig possibly be about? Other than a grid version of Qix, I still have no fucking idea.
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I don't have a comment. So here's the commercial for Beetle Adventure Racing.
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Smiley Face: Quest for Objects
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