Ravenlight

I'm ready to strap it on!

You forgot #5:

5: Is it on Steam? If so, it will eventually be on sale for 50% off, then 75% off, then it will be $5.

@Swoxx said:

I'm so tired of this. You guys seriously don't think valve knows that they could engrave "Half Life 3" on a turd and it would sell millions? You don't think they know people want it? I doubt they're not putting it out to mess with you. They probably didn't start development until they felt they had good ideas for making something interesting, and a good storyboard. And they won't put it out until they're satisfied it meets their standards.

Would you guys rather have had a half-assed mediocre HL3 come out 2 years ago and now instead talking about how valve ruined the Half Life franchise?

The game will come when it comes, please accept that.

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The game will come when it comes, please accept that.

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The game will come when it comes, please accept that.

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The game will come when it comes, please accept that.

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That's what SHE said!

Wow, blast from the past. Knowing Valve, it probably will be released in 2009, retroactively.

Actual text accompanying a vid = not YT spam. Hooray!

Looking at the other people who edited that page, I'd say that there's a non-zero chance that Jeff typed that.

@Zet13 said:

Started visiting Giant Bomb regularly >> Subscribed to premium content >> Watched a handful of archived subscriber videos >> Purchased Trackmania 2. This is the process, this is the way of things.

Welcome to the family, brother.

You went to Berlin and chowed down on some ramen? WTF?

Regarding the screenshot: Is the roll of toilet paper supposed to represent anything?

Congrats to those who lucked in. Everyone else: it's probably coming soon (-ish)!