You ARE the item. You picked up yourself, and by observing you, you'll have destroyed the you that observed the you that you observed, meaning that the you that's now you is you, but autonomous of the you that is no longer you, effectively making you Schrodinger's Person by leaving you simultaneously alive and dead. It's the teleporter mortality dilemma all over again.
So be glad you didn't see the item, because, uh, science and shit.
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